AN: Here is your chapter!

This is a humor/parody story and is not to be taken seriously.

Review for your favorite number!

I own nothing but the idea.


Mayor:

1) "Playboy magazine in my desk? Whaaaaaat? I read the articles. Yes, the articles."

2) "THE CLUB CAN'T EVEN HANDLE ME RIGHT NOW!"

3) " ? Shiiiiit hell yea I'm tappin that!"

4) "Ratchet ass hoe."

5) "Luke...I am your father."

6) "I RAN OVER OPRAH!"

7) "Without the Puffs I would've fuckin died by now...I am immortal! Where the hell is Bella?"

8) "I love this phone more than I love myself."

9) "I'm so instagraming this."

10) "Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory"