AN: Here is your chapter!
This is a humor/parody story and is not to be taken seriously.
Review for your favorite number!
I own nothing but the idea.
Mayor:
1) "Playboy magazine in my desk? Whaaaaaat? I read the articles. Yes, the articles."
2) "THE CLUB CAN'T EVEN HANDLE ME RIGHT NOW!"
3) " ? Shiiiiit hell yea I'm tappin that!"
4) "Ratchet ass hoe."
5) "Luke...I am your father."
6) "I RAN OVER OPRAH!"
7) "Without the Puffs I would've fuckin died by now...I am immortal! Where the hell is Bella?"
8) "I love this phone more than I love myself."
9) "I'm so instagraming this."
10) "Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory"
