Chapter 2

Disclaimer: The same as before. I still don't own the WWF!! But if it helps I'm going to Insurrextion in may!! – Sorry, can't stop telling people. :D



They walked slowly down the corridors backstage at the WWF event in Connecticut. Until they stumbled (literally) across Stephanie McMahon's dressing room!! Steph was Tyler's older sister, and she and Tyler didn't get on!

Tyler: *Staring at the name on the door* Ah! My Archenemy!

Maria: I thought you archenemy was the squirrel?

Tyler: It is, but this is my human archenemy!

Maria: *nods in understanding* Shall we go in?

Tyler: Yes! But not without protection!

**5 mins later**

Tyler and Maria walked up to the door again. Tyler was wearing Ice Hockey equipment, with skates, stick, helmet and a New York Rangers shirt, while Maria, was wearing a bright yellow, anti-contaminate suit with big protective helmet, and air tank on the back. She also wore an Anaheim Mighty Ducks shirt.

Tyler: How come you get the suit?

Maria: You its sister, you've been around her for 21 years, I think you've probably built up defence anti-body cells in your blood. So any infection you get you'll be able to combat, where as I haven't so…

Tyler: Damn.

Maria: Though if your body can't fight the disease she might breathe onto you, you could always hit her with your hockey stick!

Tyler: *evil grin* Yeah… must hit Steph!!

Maria: You ready?

Tyler: *breathes deeply* Yes! Let's do it!! WOO HOO!!!

Tyler kicked the door down and she and Maria stormed in to find Steph "busy" with the Undertaker!

Tyler: Ewww!!! Yuk!!

Maria: Does your wife know your doing this, Taker?

Taker: Look! I'm liked by few, hated by many, but respected by all!

Maria: …And? I mean, what the hells that supposed to mean? Go on before I get DDP to stalk Sara, in that very pointless angle again!

*Taker gets up and hurries out the very broken door*

Tyler: Steph! ECW, Every Customer Welcome, was SO last summer.

Maria: Ty! She's a slut! It's in our veins! It's like a drug! You can't help it! It just comes naturally!

*Maria stands next to Steph to defend her, she puts her hand on her shoulder*

Tyler: Maria! She's a prostitute! She gets paid, where as you… well you just can't help it!

*Maria takes in what Tyler says, then turns to look at Steph, gets disgusted that she stood up for her and starts trying to shake her hands clean*

Maria: EWW!!! I touched her! It's ookie! Ookie and wrong!!

*While this is happening Tyler starts sniffing her lips again*

Tyler: Mmm… Cherry!! Cherry!! Cherry!!

Maria: Ty! Snap out of it!!

Tyler: Hmm?

Steph: Look, guys I don't have time to play along with your childish antics! Get out! I need to moisturise myself in Pristine Mist!!

Maria: Hey that stuff is tested on dumb animals like Tyler! You shouldn't use it!

*Tyler doesn't notice the remark, she's still trying to sniff her lips. Maria and Steph start Kat-fighting for the moisturiser*

Tyler: Mmm… Cherry!!

Maria: *While fighting* Gimme that bottle, gimme it!!

Steph: Let go!! You're squishing me!

Maria: That's not me! That's your huge tits that are squishing you! SLUT!!!

As they fought, Tyler finally stopped sniffing her lips to see what was going on. She smiled and trundled out of the room. She comes back with Jeff Hardy in tow.

Jeff: … And then Matt said that I could pee my bed as much as I wanted as long as I stopped trying to pee on his face!

Tyler: That's cool! My brother and sister are idiots.

Jeff: Oh hey! A fight!! Cool! Want some popcorn? *Pulls some out of his pants*

Tyler: Cool! *Grabs a few* Yum!

Jeff: I have cool underpants now! Cos Matt and dad, wrote off to Calvin Klein, to ask if they would make me some Calvin Klein diapers. And they did, cos I only wear Calvin Klein's

Tyler: Cool! Hey you like my hockey stick?

Jeff: It's cool, though it would look better if it was rainbow coloured like my hair!

Tyler: Yeah! *Hits Steph over the head with it, while she fights*

Jeff: Wanna see me do a Swanton?

Tyler: Yeah cool! Thought you never ask!

Jeff climbed up onto a nearby table that magically appeared, as Tyler started to sniff her lips again. Jeff Swantoned off the table and onto the fight. Maria looks up, dazed, as the Swanton only just missed her. Jeff got up and smiled his trademark smile, and started to do his hyperactive Kangaroo impression, while firing gun signs all over the place. Tyler smiles, and climbed up onto the table. She performed the Shooting Star Press, hockey stick and all onto Steph, who was still kinda out of it, after Jeff's Swanton.

Maria and Tyler celebrated as Jeff carried on gun signing. Suddenly Maria had an idea.

Maria: Jeff, did I hear correctly that you are wearing a diaper?

Jeff: *stops and nods*

Maria: Do you have a safety pin, to hold them up?

Jeff: Yeah, sure, why?

Tyler: Maria, what you up to?

Maria: Can I borrow that pin?

Jeff: Sure! *pulls down his pants and unpins his diaper, and hands the pin to Maria, luckily the table covers up Jeff, for the rest of the world*

Maria: *smiling* You are a big boy aren't you Jeff?

Tyler: Maria!!! Don't even think about it!!

Maria: Okay, okay, gee can't a girl have any fun? *takes the pin from Jeff* Now then Tyler, time to get even with Steph?

Tyler, Maria and Jeff walked out the door, as screams were heard from the room they'd just left. Tyler quickly pulled up Jeff's pants and grabbed his hand as they walked along.

Maria: I knew I was right! They were balloons! *She smiled as they continued to walk along the corridor.*

Suddenly Matt, Jeff's older brother, ran up to them.

Matt: Oh there you are Jeff! I was so worried, when you disappeared! *turns to Tyler and Maria notices their very shiny lips, shoots a weird look at them but says nothing about it* …He wasn't being pain was he?

Tyler: No he was fine!

Maria: He was great! *flashes a smile at him.*

Matt: Thank goodness! I was so worried, he can be so dangerous sometimes

Maria: No he was fine. Matt? Are you and Jeff very alike? I mean, are you the… same size?

Tyler: Maria!! *Elbows her* Er… here's Jeff's diaper pin, you might need it!

Matt: *looks confused* Erm… I have to go! Jeff!!

*Matt grabs Jeff's hand and runs off, Jeff's voice is heard as he's dragged away*

Jeff: But I didn't get to show them my pet Dildo!! I didn't get to sing them my slash song…

Tyler: Shibby!

Maria: *a little louder* Shibby!!

Both: *Very loud* SHIBBY!!!!!

Maria and Tyler smiled at each other as Jeff disappeared, Tyler started to sniff her lips again. Still wearing their protection suits, they walked off, to find their next victim?