A/N - complete, random, stupid fluff for you, as I'm bored and not bothered writing a good fic, so there you go.


"I'm just setting, I'm just setting a trap, and I'm not pulling, I'm not pulling for ya..." Valkyrie sang, using her brush as a microphone.

"Everything I do is bittersweet, you could tell me secrets that I'd probably repeat," Tanith continued, using her toothbrush. "I need Brendon."

"You can have Spencer," Valkyrie said. The song Bittersweet by Panic! At The Disco still went on in the background.

"You can have Spencer, or Ryan, or whatever, I need Brendon!"

"I want Brendon!"

"You don't need him though." She put blue toothpaste on the end of her toothbrush and wet it before putting it in her mouth. The song in the background turned to Thnks Fr The Mmrs by Fall Out Boy. "You can have Pete Wentz if you want?"

"Too many tats, thanks."

"Skulduggery has a tat."

"That's his facade tattoo. It makes him human. I'm okay with that."

"I like tattoos. Which is another reason why I should have Brendon. He has a piano tattoo sleeve and he's gorgeous!"

"Who's gorgeous?" A skeleton with a big ego stepped into the room.

"You are, honey!" A 20 year old Valkyrie replied.

"That's good. That's very good." Tanith chuckled, spitting toothpaste and spit everywhere. Valkyrie then laughed back.

"Aren't you gonna call me gorgeous?"

"That would be an understatement." Valkyrie ran over and kissed the skeleton's teeth, as she couldn't be bothered pressing the facade tattoo.

"So are you."


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