Disclaimer: It's just a fanfic a short one too
WARNING! Sanity slippage chapter. CRACK ON THE LOOSE!
Hilary's Panty Dilema
One fine weekend morning at the training camp site, Hilary gather up the guys for a meeting and it was of utmost importance that they needed to be there. Hilary put all five boys in one line and spoke. "Alright, were the only ones in this cabin and I'm sure one of you took my underwear!"
The boys were dead silent.
What perverted fiend wants to steal her underwear? She looks at her suspects with suspicion. Kenny looks confused, Max was red in the face when she mention her undergarments, Ray was quiet, Kai looked bored, Tyson was not interested nor cares about her problem. Hilary figures one of them will never tell the truth because she thinks the guys might make fun of the guilty suspect.
Unable to find the real culprit, she thought of an idea "Here's what I want you to do. I want all of you to close your eyes and the one who stole my underwear will raise his hand are we clear?"
They nod.
"Good, now do it"
All closed their eyes and didn't raise their hand, all except Kai. He nonchalantly raise his hand and stares at Hilary, his expression remained neutral and unreadable. He didn't show any guilt at all. Hilary thinks he was joking just to irritate her. "Kai i'm not kidding around and put your hand down"
Oblivious to her, the guys caught on and knew Kai admitted it was him. Never in their whole friendship they imagine Kai would dare do something stupid and perverted like secretly taking Hilary's panties.
"Let's do this again, whoever stole my panties raise their hand" Hilary repeated, the tone of her voice now sounded serious. Everyone once again closed their eyes but only this time their arms pointed at the culprit who's now raising his arm higher than before.
"Dammit Kai put your hand down. That's it! if none of you guys will ever admit I'm telling mr. Dickenson" Hilary walks out of the cabin to let off some steam and possibly call the BBA Chairman while inside the cabin the guys could not believe what just happened.
Tyson turns his head and looks accusingly at Kai "did you really stole her underwear?". Kai didn't respond, he looked like he was hiding something underneath his jacket.
"I was even surprised Hilary didn't scream or get mad at you when you raise your hand" Max said sounding really surprise.
Kenny has a theory and tries to explain it to them "Maybe because she thought Kai would never do anything uncharacteristic and denied any thoughts of pointing him as the main suspect"
Ray saw something hidden in Kai's jacket. It was pink and has laces, could it be?
A single panty fell down from the jacket and soon another fell down, and another...
Ray was very disappointed "Kai... I have nothing to say to you"
The next day, Hilary's underwear went missing again and this time mr. Dickenson was there to help the distressed girl. The guys were all lined up once again for interrogation by the old man. They were tried the usual method Hilary used on them yesterday. "Boys did one of you took Hilary's panties?"
Nobody raises their hand. The four innocent boys took a peek and could not beleive what they saw as they look at the real guilty suspect. Kai blatantly AND shamelessly wore Hilary's panties on his head with her name even embroidered on the lacy cloth plus he was also raising his hand. What even surprises them more was how mr. Dickenson reacted to the scene.
"Oh dear, this is harder than I thought" mr. Dickenson said, sounding so helpless right now. The BBA chairman tries another approach, he each ask one of the boys a YES or NO answer.
"Did you took her panties?"
Tyson "Hell no"
Max "nope"
Ray "No, I would never do anything like that"
Kenny "me neither"
Kai was twirling a panty with his finger "whatever..."
Mr. Dickenson rubs his chin and contemplates "Hmmmm... I see" he turns to Hilary "I'm sorry Hilary but we can't seem to find the real culprit"
Hilary bows her head in disappointment "I understand. Such a shame though". As both of them went outside, still baffled about the missing underwear case. Tyson could not believe what just happened and out of frustration he can't help but voice out to all the absurdity.
"WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED!?"
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In the end, Hilary successfully trolled her friends with Kai and Mr. Dickenson as her accomplices. Her panties weren't really stolen and since that day it still confuses the hell out the four.
(A/N): Wow, Kai sure is good at acting! I chose him because he's comically serious. Hah!
