Red smirked wide as he stared at Green on the other end of the elevator they were currently in. He patiently waited for the right moment—

Said man had been staring at the blood-red eyed male, sweatdropping at his wide smirk. He scooted away from him, wanting to get the heck out of there already. Sadly, his destination was up about thirty-seven floors towards the top. "Red, what the hell are you planning now."

"Nothing—" he replied, clearing his throat rather suspiciously.

Green didn't bother responding back. He simply turned back to his morning paper, scanning his emerald eyes around it.

"Finally." Red leaned in towards the buttons on the side of the moving doors, flexing his fingers as he prepared himself. He promised himself he would go on with his little plan. "This is for leaving me hanging with my high five you fucker."

"Wait what," Green blurted, blinking at Red.

The doors opened slowly. Red suddenly reached over, and slammed his hand over the center off all the buttons. He swiftly pressed all the buttons on the wall, chuckling evilly. He had pressed all the buttons on there. This would force the elevator to make a stop at every single floor.

With a cackling laugh, the male walked out, saluting Green from behind. "Byyyyyyyyeeeeee ahahahaha!"

"Red you stupid mother fu—" Green was sadly cut off once the elevator doors closed—


A/N: Red you evil bastard you.