I DO NOT OWN NARUTO OR TWILIGHT! THEY BELONG TO THEIR RIGHTFUL OWNER!
Matrixboy: 'Sup Monkeygirl123 -walk's over and slaps her on the shoulder-
Monkeygirl123: *topple's over* errrrrrrrrrrrrrrr….*lies like a dead body*
Matrixboy: OoO" Ukisslover! Th-th-there's a dead body over the floor!
Ukisslover: You're right. Good thing we had a grave prepared last time…
Monkeygirl123: *suddenly cries* waaaaaaaaaaaaaaah….
Matrixboy:T.T… What did you do this time…
Ukisslover: You're actually asking that?
Monkeygirl123: I'M SO SORRY I haven't updated quick enough! I'll try to be quicker. I'M SOOO TERRIBLY SORRY!
Matrixboy:Oh.. is that all? Well I'm not surprise. I see you writing fanfic when you're meant to be doing homework.
Ukisslover: A very diligent student you are aren't you…
Monkeygirl123: where's my teddy bear when I need it….
Btw, sorry if I have huge mistakes in my stories but I haven't read Twilight in years. Let's just pretend Santa Monica never happened and he's in forks k? Please review and tell me if there are any other mistakes. Thankyou.
Ukisslover: I read your last update and they were full of holes… and terrible mistakes…
Matrixboy: so I wasn't the only one who thought that…
Monkeygirl123: my teddy bear… oh where oh where are you when I need you…. ~~~
Edward's POV
It was finally Monday. As I started walking out of the house with my family, Alice suddenly stopped me. I turned.
"What's wrong Alice?'
'Don't worry about Bella today okay? Today is going to be interesting.'
'What do you mean?' Being a seer must be great. Too bad I didn't have that ability.
'A new transfer student'
Then she ran off before I could read her mind. Stuff that.
As I grouchily drove my silver Volvo to school I noticed a different scent in the air. An awfully powerful one. And a really delicious one. I snapped my head back onto the road. Thinking like that might earn me a car crash. And a fine of maybe a $800 with maybe a few drops of blood. I licked my lips at the thought of that. But instantly, once again, snapped my head back on the road. This was going to be a long day.
Naruto's POV
'Kit… I can't believe you're even doing this. You never were any good back at that place. Not to mention all the trouble making you did' Kyuubi said.
'Calm down you old fox. This is a perfect opportunity to learn more about the world isn't it?' I answered, slightly annoyed. Kyuubi had been repeating that same line for who knows how many times.
'Sure when you're IQ may be only 10' Kyuubi muttered
'Nice to know how highly you think of me'
I stared at myself at the mirror. And did I look darn hot. Now I know why every female on the streets were blushing.
'Should I fix my hair? Or should I brush my teeth again to make sure it's nice and clean. Maybe I should check if my clothes are creased. No wait, that won't be good enough. Do boys put on makeup in this world?'
'Kit, I always knew you were an idiot. But I never thought you'd stoop lower than an idiot just too even think about those things.'
'And now I feel so loved' was all I said as I kept my mouth shut while I walked to school.
At school
'Kit you seriously-'
'I KNOW I KNOW!' I shouted back in frustration in my mind. You can NOT believe how long it took me just to reach the school while walking at a normal human's speed. I seriously need to get one of those cars.
'Just saying…' Kyuubi grumbled.
I sighed in relief as I saw the entrance to school. I swear, I would've kissed the walls of the school if there weren't any people in this school. I suddenly tensed and whipped my head around the whole school suddenly feeling an aura I knew. I could feel the aura of the exact same person that pushed me into the hole (Kyuubi: Your wish came true. You always said you wanted to be Alice in Wonderland. Naruto: Don't start making up stories.) For some unknown reason, I couldn't pin point his location anywhere. Suddenly, it disappeared. I looked around but all I could see were the two pairs of eyes all the students walking were giving me.
Crap…my big high school debut was over. Oh, how I kissed my rosy colored high school life goodbye.
I walked in, clearly everyone here was staring at me. It's not every day you see an Asian student *cough~as hot as me ~cough* walking into the school. It was quite easy to find the front office.
I stared at the lady at the desk. And she was OLD! And I mean OOOOOOOOOOOOLD!. I started thinking much she looked like Tsunade…that old hag, but snapped out of it quick. It was obvious how she was staring at me thinking thoughts like this and that. Please leave your imaginations to this. I gave her my form and waited.
Edward's POV
The scent was really close now. I could feel my eyes watering. I looked in the direction it was coming from. OBVIOUSLY the office. As I tried to read the minds of the people inside, I could only read one. And it had thoughts that even I couldn't keep up with. I suddenly tried to read the other mind. But I couldn't. I could feel something fighting back. Something really strong. My head started to hurt like crazy. I leant against the wall grabbing my head, sweat spilling down my forehead. My vision started to get blurry.
"Edward? What's wrong? Is something alright?" A female voice said.
Crap. It was Isabella Swan. Suddenly my desire for food kicked in. I blazed my eyes at her, giving her a warning to run away. I took a step forward. Then another until a big heavy wave of powerful pressure hit me. My brain served right, then left getting me back to consciousness again.
"oh.. it's you Bella,"I said smiling.
Although I tried. It was somehow more forced. The air around me was suddenly much calmer. I felt relaxed. Maybe this was what Alice was talking about. I walked to class as soon as the bell rang forgetting about Bella and her delicious scent and my desire to kill.
Naruto's POV
'I'm telling you kit! There's something strange about this school! You felt it to didn't you! That killing intent.' Kyuubi babbled on.
I sighed. This fox was getting noisier and noisier every day. (Kyuubi: AT least not as noisy as you.)
'I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW! But it wasn't that dangerous..'I replied as I walked to the door.
I forgot to mention. When I'm talking with Kyuubi, I talking in my mind.
'Don't get ahead of yourself will you… just coz you're a ninja… You're IQ was only 10.'
'ahem…what has that got to do with this.'
'everything'
I opened the door and walked in. I walked up to a man and gave him the slip the office lady told me to give. I turned around and started my introduction.
'Hello. I'm Uzumaki Naruto.
And I come from the land hidden in the leaves aka Konoha
I'm a ninja who practically became Alice in wonderland and fell down a hole and ended up here.
So in other words, I have no a clue about your culture.
But I hope to be friends with you.
PLUS!
I'M IMMORTAL!'
And if you actually think that happened then you're IQ is lower than mine. Actually, all I did was stare and let the teacher do the talking while I daydreamed…um… I mean observed the room. As usual, the girls were staring at me blushing. I could see some started to gossip in a corner. I smiled.
'see Kyuubi? This can't be so bad…' I said
'Kit…something's wrong. That guy at the back. He seems….different.' was the reply Kyuubi gave me.
That's what I thought. Before I even stepped into this room, I could feel a presence that was supposed to be dead. I couldn't feel any chakra in him either, but I could tell he was strong. Well, not as strong as me of course. (Kyuubi: showoff… Naruto: nehehehehe) I let my gaze cross the room as my eyes settled on him. He had bronze coloured hair and a good muscular body. He was quite handsome and his lips were of a pinkish colour rose…
Wait… his lips … did I just say that? No way no way. I DO NOT HAVE THE HOTS FOR A GUY! I'M A GUY! AND I LIKE GIRLS! There is NO WAY that I would like guys…. Maybe… (Kyuubi: thinking about Sasuke are we? Naruto:/ shuttup!)
'Naruto, go and sit down somewhere. In an empty seat. Or then again..' the teacher began.
I looked around. There was not a single spot left. Sucks to be me…
'would anyone want an extra person to their table?"
Nearly every girl put their hand up.
I'm scared now. Literally.
Then one girl put her hand up slowly.
'sir… I know my way around the school now so I don't think I need to sit next to Edward anymore. I can sit next to one of the girls while he sits next to Edward.' She said.
'ah.. Isabella Swan. That is fine. Why don't you sit with Jessica? Naruto, you can go and sit next to that boy.'
That boy… geez. One heck of a nice teacher you are.
I walked towards my seat. I could feel the stares of the girls at my back.
Girls sure are scary nowadays… (monkeygirl123: THAT'S RIGHT THEY ARE! Naruto: back to the story please.)
I looked at the girl name Isabella thinking
'Thankyou so much. I owe you big time. You just saved me from a pack of headstrong girls.'
But my mind suddenly came back to the guy called Edward. Where his hands were I could see dents on the table. I sat down next to him very cautiously. ANYTHING could happen if we're not careful… right?
'Oi kit. This guy is trying to penetrate your mind. Should I force him out again?'
'Do that' I said
I felt Kyuubi throw a huge wave of power at the mind penetrator. Suddenly I say Edward grab his head in pain.
Heh…serves him right. NO ONE looks into a ninja's mind… well… not mine.
Edward's POV
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My head was screaming in pain. I could feel my head sweating again. What was with this guy? Not only can I NOT read his mind but I could tell he doesn't like me already. I glared at him so intensely that I couldn't hear the teacher talking! AHHHH! SO FUSTRATING! It's not every day you can't read someone's mind. Too make it worse, I can't even read BELLA'S MIND!
I turned my eyes back on to the front. I could feel my eyes changing it's colour. Crap. This was not a good time. Suddenly a calming presence returned. I looked over to Naruto, but he was working innocently. I gave a small sigh as my eyes changed back to it's original colour.
I suddenly felt a tap on my shoulder. I looked and turned to Naruto.
'Yes?' I replied.
'um… well… can I ask you something?'
I nodded. What's with this dude?
'What is biology exactly?'
I stared, dumbstruck. What?
'I never learnt this in school… what do they mean about cells and blah." He muttered as he continued.
'And can I borrow a pen? Or maybe a pencil?'
I stared, not knowing what to say.
Naruto's POV
'you stupid idiot. Why didn't you prepare before coming here!' Kyuubi shouted in my mind.
'I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry!'
I didn't prepare at all. I can't believe it! Even though I have the memories of that guy I knocked out on the beach, I FORGOT ALL ABOUT PENCILS! But seriously, this guy's mind was half dead. Did he know ANYTHING!
I smiled at Edward. Hoping he would help me, even though I kind of smashed his concentration to bits….
I saw him stare at me. With a weird look on his face saying the obvious.
It couldn't be THAT strange for a guy like me to forget his pencil…right?
monkeygirl123: AND THERE YOU HAVE IT!
ukisslover: my eyes! my eyes! i see so much mistakes!
maxtrixboy: where are my sunglasses?
monkeygirl123: awww...come on. It can't be that bad now...can it?
ukisslover: who said it was bad?
matrixboy: IT'S TERRIBLE!
monkeygirl123:...
ukisslover: ohno...
monkeygirl123: I'll up date the next chapter as soon as i can! I'LL TRY! WAAAAAAAAAAAH~~~~~! MUUUUMMY! *runs off*
matrixboy: and that's the end of chapter 2.
Ukisslover: Please review!
