Disclaimer: I will never own Naruto

Itachi dodged a kunai right as it was about to hit him. The ANBU were slowly getting closer to him and he was slowly tiring. He knew he would have to think of something fast or else he would get killed. Then an idea sprung into his head. He took out his cell phone and called Akatsuki

Kisame was watching the news when the phone rang. He sighed and picked it up.

"Listen we are not going to invest in your dumb business," Kisame said angrily.

"It's me you idiot," Itachi said surprised at Kisame's outburst..

"Oh, sorry about that we have been getting a lot of calls from telemarketers asking us to invest in their business ever since you left," said Kisame sadly.

"Why did you call anyway," said Kisame.

"I called because I'm about to get killed by ANBU," Itachi yelled angrily

Kisame shuttered at the yell of Itachi.

"Well what can we do to help?" Kisame said

"I don't know maybe send someone to help me idiot," Itachi yelled even more angrily

"All right all right, me and Sasori will come to help when we figure out where you are," Kisame said

"I'm in Konoha." Said Itachi dodging a kunai and fire jutsu

"Ok Sasori and I will help you" said Kisame

"But you will have to wait until Sasori and I finish making the brownies," Kisame said happily

"What" Itachi said very shocked

"Where did you get the chocolate?" said Itachi

"Well it's kind of a funny story Sasori and I were looking through your room and we kind of found this hidden store of chocolate and Sasori decided we should make some brownies.

"Well then when I get back there I am going to make Sasori wish he wasn't in Akatsuki anymore," said Itachi.

"Hey who is that Kisame," said a voice that sounded angry.

"It's Itachi" said Kisame yelling back at the voice.

Sasori came out of the kitchen stared at Kisame for a while and then grabbed the phone .from him.

"What did Kisame say to you Itachi," Sasori said.

"He said that you stole my chocolate to make some brownies," Itachi said.

"What Kisame framed me and you believed him," Sasori yelled into the phone.

"So can you help me" Itachi said as he dodged seven more kunai.

"All right after the brownies finish baking," said Sasori after hitting Kisame and hanging up.

"I'm going to die," groaned Itachi

Will Kisame and Sasori save Itachi and more importantly will Kisame's and Sasori's brownies taste good. Find out in chapter 3.