SCL: this is part two of our little enterprise, enjoy!
NLB: Sorry it's a bit later than it should of been, but I went to Edinburgh in Scotland, if I had to spend another hour with my little brother I would've killed him! Oh I got told off by a friend of mine for not putting a disclaimer or whatever. So I obviously don't own Naruto and such. Thanks to the reviewers.

Shino's answer phone This is Shino; I'm not here at the moment. Oh, if you're Naruto you won't even recognise me! And even if you DO recognise me I don't want to talk to you anyways! You're not buggy enough. NO ONE IS BUGGY ENOUGH FOR ME! ehem so, leave a message after the beep.

Message #1: Hey, Shino, no wonder no - one likes you; you're mean and weird about bugs. 'beep'

Message #2: Hey, sad-act, it's Kiba. Have you dognapped Akamaru! Where is he? What have you done with him? Have you given him… FLEAS! You are an evil, evil person, Shino. I just hope you're happy with yourself… WHEN YOU'RE IN JAIL! That's where all the dognapping criminals go, you know! You just wait… Akamaru, if you can hear me, I'm coming for you! Hang in there! Don't worry old buddy, I'll save you from mean-o Shino… Yeah… That's right… grr… 'beep'

Message #3: THIS IS NEJI I WANT BROOMS BROOMS BROOMS BROOMS NOW! AHAHAHA HA HA DIE MAIN HOUSE! 'beep'

Message #4: AHA! Your answer message is stupid! Just like you! STOOOOPID! HAH! I am Gaara of the Desert, I have a phone book, I am kazekage, and I am SOOOO COOL! Way cooler than you, "Aburame, S."! "Gaara, quit bugging the bug guy" KANKURO, SHUT UP! I'm on the phone! You have to be quiet when someone is on the phone, where are your manners? Tsk tsk … Go play with your dollies … by order of the kazekage! Oh, wait! You can't, because I KILLED THEM ALL! Muahahahaha ! They went snap! Snap! Snap! Muahahahaha! But, Temaaaaariii, I'm having fun! I DON'T CARE if he's crying, what a baby, baby, baby, baaaaa-beeeeey! "Gaara, come off the phone for your big sister and you can have cake!" I like cake! GIVE ME CAKE! I ORDER YOU! I AM KAZE- 'beep'

Message #5: Hey, Shino, you're the bug guy aren't you? Well, it's Ino here, and I was wondering if you could help me.. I was arranging these lovely flowers when this bug ugly, ok maybe it wasn't so ugly, bug came and bit me on my beautiful face! I'm all swollen up, so if you have some creepy bug OK! Not creepy! Bug potion or something, I'd be really grateful.. I'd hep you collect bugs or something, so long as none of them bite me.. Come ASAP! 'beep'

Message #6: Shino, Shikamaru here, hurry up, Ino is being really troublesome. She's gone kinda crazy, holding Chouji hostage with no food, and hitting Neji with this broom. They're all screaming in the background, sorry about that. It's weird watching them, Neji keeps grabbing at the broom when it's embedded in his face and Ino is only landing a hit every so often because she's wearing a mask to make sure no one sees her face.. I'd rather be watching clouds or something, so come quick and make stuff less troublesome. 'beep'

Message #7: BROOMS! 'beep'

Message #8: HI! This is Tenten! Since you're like, into insects and stuff, do you want to watch a snail race at the weekend? Are snails insects, I'm not sure… Since I'm really boring, do you want to join me in this attempt at being interesting? There's bu-ugs! Give me a call if… actually, just call me, because I can't obsess about how cool Neji is, because he's just not cool right now.. 'beep'

Message #9: HA! HA! I GOT CAKE! And I am ringing you, HA! I am the all powerful kazekage, I totally rock ….Mmph this cake is nice… beep

Spellchecker: Kiba is "Kebab", Gaara is "Garza" and kazekage is "cozenage"!
Noodle: That's it for this chapter, sorry it's so short, it's just Shino is dead wierd so I couldn't really think who would call him, so Chibi did alot of this chap. Next time Sasuke!