Door Chapter 2
Alright, I got quite a few reviews and I'm defintely continuing! So yeah, here's the second chapter, enjoy!
Pokephilia... why does it exist? I mean, seriously, if you like a Pokemon penetrating you, do me a favor, seek death. Was Minda simply drunk last night or something, or is this something that she always done. Was Tyranitar her only one, or has been doing it with her others? Better not had.
"Moooooom!" "Agh!" I know that obnoxious, abrade shrieking of my name anywhere. "Oh, you..." "Oh, come on, you're still upset about last night? I mean, doesn't his hands feel good?" "Wh-What? Why would-" *Squeeeze!* "Eyah!" That Tyranitar came up from behind and did his classic breast squeeze, on my daughter! "Eeeeyaaahh~, not in front of mommy!" And yet, she was doing nothing to stop it, but I know she wouldn't, dear god. "... When I fix my hammer, I'll make SURE it works." He looked at me and winked! "Tyyy~!" "What the hell is that wink for? Anyways, I'm going to work. Try not to fuck each other, okay? Well, unless you want to die." "Yeah, don't count on that..." "What?" "I said, of course you can count on me! Me and Tyranitar won't do anything!" "Tyyy!" They both gave me a thumbs up.
I don't trust them, but it's not like I can watch them all day. "Alright, I'm out. If you need me, I'm at the shop. Bye." "Byeee!" "Tyyy!" Thank god my job is in the exact same town, it would suck to have to "Fly" to a different town. It's still real early, so I doubt the employees/ my friends will be there already. Including me, there's only 3 workers, my two best friends since college; Gracie and Sam. Gracie is just like my daughter in personality, except she has long black hair/eyes with glasses. Sam is, which is a miracle for me, normal and a bit shy. He has black hair and blue eyes and he's always willing to help somebody and never gets angry. How? Yeah, they still have Pokemon, too.
It's empty right now in Olivine, the sun coming up and it's rays basking on the sea and the buildngs, beautiful. "Why can't I just stay and watch this...?" I wonder if my Pokemon, wherever they are, will see this? Will I ever even see them again? "...Oh well, that's all in the past, I'm not a trainer anymore." Since I'm almost always the first one here, they give me the keys to unlock the door. However, getting close to the door, it slides open, like it regulary does for customers. "Huh? What in the...HEEEEEELLLLL?"
Once the door opens, I'm greeted by Gracie, who's down on the ground doing... guess what, I just you to take a wild fucking guess as what she's doing. "C-Cooo!" That was her Suicune, her shiny one. Should I be surprised she has a Legendary? Even more, a shiny one? No, because I don't give a fuck. Moreover, he was holding her down so she could take more of... (sigh) his cock in. "mmphh, mmmm!" She was moaning inside, trying to take in as much as she could. Meanwhile, I'm too baffled to even move, and it's obvious they didn't notice me yet. "Cooo!" He flick his head up in pure pleasure as he used both arms to push her head down more. Okay, I'm at the verge of puking, that is enough. "Um, yeah, can you two hurry up and get done, please? The shop will be open soon, this isn't a side porn buisuness for the customers, you know."
"!" "!" THEEEEN they noticed me, instantly turning their heads, both having an aghast look on their faces. I groaned in frustration and facepalmed. Why does this shit always happen to me? She pulled the cock out of her mouth, her face a mess. "O-Ohh, uhh, Maria! Hee hee, it looks like you caught-" *Squirt!* And as if this couldn't get any more revolting, he cums in her face, and in her quick instincts, try to swallow it. Now not only is she even more of a mess, now the floor's dirty, DAMN! "Awww... I couldn't catch it all~" I cringed in anger and tried my everloving HARDEST not to get a glass bottle and smash it across that damn dog's head.
"Ohh, now I'm a mess! Suicune, "Water Gun!" "Coo!" He squirted water now, but making her AND the floor even more of a mess! "...Gracie, go home and get cleaned or I swear I will-" "Yes, got it!" She quickly ran past me, her friend not following right after her. "Why the hell aren't you following her, you can't stay here. Whatever, I have to clean up this mess that your bitch ass made." I get some shit to clean it up, with the dog standing right next to me. "Ewww, good god, this is disgusting. Not the water, but...THAT." I only inch up just a little to get the spot that's a bit too far and just like that, I fall, landing in the mess. "Ooooh, for fuck's sake, damnit!" It got all over my shirt and worse, it was see through, exposing my bra.
"..." Suicune stared at me, or at my chest, really, and started to get a nosebleed. "Oh no, nore more stains!" Then I charged at him and covered his nose with my hands. Why did I do that. "Gruuugh, thank god we have work clothes in the locker rooms." *Lick Lick* "uhhhhH?" Suicune started licking at my stained shirt, making it even more messy with his slob. "Ugh, stop that!" I pushed his head off, only for him to bound my hands up with his white tail things. "You motherfucker, I said stop!" No use, he kept licking away, especially at my nipples.
Where the fuck was Gracie? If she doesn't hurry up over here, I swear to god, I'll kill this damn dog! Then, he stopped? Also, he let my hands go. "Oh, I'm gonna beat as-" Then I looked down at my shirt; it was DRY, what the hell? "Did you just... clean my shirt somehow?" "Coo!" He nodded. Well ain't that a cock up the ass, I didn't know he had that power. "Thanks, but get the fuck out before I kill you." And with that, he ran. I swear, I don't know what the hell's going on, anymore.
Thankfully, after all that chaotic shit, working today went smoothly with barely any problems, well, except for this one dumbass who got mad because he didn't have enough badges to buy Ultra Balls. Did I give a fuck? No. Anyways, it's 9pm, when the store's closed. Sam and I were cleaning up while Gracie was in the locker room getting dressesd.
"So Maria, Gracie told me what happened earlier, is that really true?" While I try to forget what happened that morning ever even happened, I decided to tell Sam, anyway. "Yep, I really walked in on her like that, her and her Suicune... good god, I don't even want to describe it." "Ah hah hah, how sad for you! If that was me, I would have told them to stop immediatly, this is a public place!" I was restocking the poke balls and the potions. "So you're saying if they was at home, it' s okay?" "Y-Yeah, of course, I mean, it's the number one rule I always follow!" The glass in my mind shattered and I dropped the balls and the potions. "...Why... in... the world... would you tell me that." He panicked and ran over to help me pick up the stuff. "O-Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it was simply a joke! I mean, that's a rule Gracie should follow!" "Did someone call my name?"
"Oh, n-nothing! Say, why don't we all go to the cafe? It's open, right?" I thought about it. "Hmm, I don't know, I have to get to Tyranitar and Minda first or they'll "do something"... ahh, whatever, I'll go." "Ohhh, me too, me too!" "Alright then, let's close up and go!"I really wonder what Tyranitar and Minda are doing...
It was of course dark outside with still a number of people out and the sea was a deep blue with the moon reflecting on it. I like how this city looks at any point of time, even though I've been seeing things I really, REALLY didn't need to see. "(sigh) I hope just a simple night at the cafe will calm us down." I say as we approach the door. We three automatically notice yelling of grown men coming inside, as if they're cheering for something. Gracie tilted her head. "Hmmm, is there a party going on?" "Hmmm, I don't know. Maria, would you be willing to check?" I looked at him. "Why me? (sigh) Never mind, I'll take a look." I check inside and instantly, I regret it.
The yelling was coming from the sailors, who are regulars here. The men were circled around a table on the far left, and on top of the table were... a sailor guy and a shiny Lopunny. Fucking. "Yeah man, ram that bunny hole like a boss!" ""YEAH!" The guy was holding the Lopuuny's hands back as she looked up at the ceiling, screaming her name. "L-Lopunny! Lo, Lo!" Why. Why, why, why, WHY? Do I keep walking in on this kind of stuff?
I slammed the door and turned back to them. "Nope, they said they were closed. Let's go." They both sighed in disappointment. "Ohh, that's a real letdowner. Oh well, guess I'll just go home, then. Good night, Maria and Gracie!" "Yeah, yeah, you too, and good night, Maria!" And with that, the two left. After seeing what I saw, I didn't want to go right back home right now and just decided to sit on the deck and look at the sea, if I don't decide to jump in it.
The moon was real pretty and itreflecting against the water, man, it was swell, it's like you could forget your troubles! The bright white stars were glistening and sparkly, but what caught my attention was this big, white star that was moving at quite rapid speed. "A shooting star? Oh shit, oh shit, make your wish!" I clapped my hands together and as fast as I could say; "Don't let me walk in on sexual activity, don't let me walk in on sexual activity, don't let me walk in on sexual activity!" Honestly, I don't why I just did that, as this probably won't even come true- what a minute... that shooting star, why is it coming closer to me?
"Crap, is that a meteorite?" It was something, but one thing I know for sure, it was heading straight for me. And no, I didn't stand there and scream like typical dumbass women would normally do. I started to run like hell until some kind of aura floated right back to the spot. "SHHHIIIIII!" I closed my eyes, ready for (somewhat sweet) death, but I felt... nothing. "Huh? Huh- WOAH."
That big and white thing was not a meteorite nor a shooting star, damnit, it was just a big ass Pokemon. He just stood there, looking at me, as if I was supposed to say something. "...What, do I know you from somewhere?" "..." He nodded at me. "And I assume you'll refuse to let me go until I remember?" He nodded again. Damnit, I feel I'm in an interrigation! I looked at him and my head was a complete blank... until I looked at his body; the blue heart-shaped thing, isn't there. And right then and there did I remember. "No, you can't be... Lugia?" "!" His mouth opened real wide in a joy-filled smile and broke the aura prsion, only to wrap me in a tight ass hug.
"Hnngh, st-sto- c-c-can't br-breathe!" "Luga! Ga!" Though his hug was killing me, it's still nice to see him again after such a long time. The memories of what happened today are pretty much completely gone from my memory- *Rub, Rub, Rub* ... But maybe not as he accidently has his hand on my ass! "Gaaa..." And he still continued to rub there, while mashing his face against mine. "Lu-Lu-Lu-Lugia, damnit, I c-can't breathe!" "!" And with that, he let me go, hitting the hard deck as I fell, which was quite a pain.
"Oh crap, I have to check up on Minda and Tyranitar! But you're too big to fit in house, aren't you..." "Gaaa..." Me and Lugia thought for a second, then Lugia snapped his fingers. "Gaaa!" He pushed me back a little and emitted an aura around him. "Huh..." His body glowed a complete white as he started to shrink down in size. "Woah!" He wasn't gigantic anymore but rather, the same size as Tyranitar, I think. "Wow, that's amazing!" "Gaaa..." He blushed and rubbed his head shyly. "Alright, come on, let's go home... and hopefully not turn right back around."
The door... something that's starting to become a freakin' phobia for me now. Every single god damn time I opened a door since Minda came back home, I've walked in on the most disgusting stuff! Is there some kind of pattern? Something about the doors that I should obviously notice or this will keep happening to me? Maybe if I find out the pattern, it'll stop? Man, it's like in those horror shows where somebody's in this arc and if they find the solution to the problem, they will just keep going through the same thing over and over again!
"Well if that's the case, I need to find the cause of this problem! I shall find a way to walk in on something sexual everytime I open a door!" "?" Lugia gave me a confused look, the "what the fuck are you talking about" look. "Umm, uhh, it-it's nothing. Let's go inside, shall we?" I gulped and looked at the doorknob. If I open it, will Minda and Tyranitar be doing...THAT? I mean, they know they're scrwed if I catch them, but still, I don't want to see that! "No, Maria, just remember, they fuck, they DIE."
And with that, I open the door, waiting to see if I will find what a usually find!
End of chapter 2! Yeah, I know nothing good really happened in this one, but don't worry, the next chapter will be a BIG surprise! ;) Also, yeah, Lugia is one of the Pokemon Maria used to have, and she will get recruited with all her Pokemon overtime. And yeah, I know the blue heart thing on Lugia is part of his body, but I would always think of it as a cloth, so deal with it! :O lol, anyway, I hope you liked this chapter!
