1Authors Note: In truth, I seriously thought this story was going to BOMB. Like a bad way. But you guys seriously caught me off guard. Aw, I love you guys! Anyways, my English Teacher is actually going to help me publish a original novel that I've started to write. I have one chapter. So, you guys, if your interested in helping me edit or even just interested in reading, please tell me so in your review. That is all...hehe I feel like a principal on the announcements.

My friend Veronica or also (Miso-Green) likes to make little plays in her reviews, and I particularly enjoyed this one SO much I HAD to share:D

Sess: Yes, to all my problems, booze is the answer. What was the question

Inu: LA-A-A-AME. you know how many times that line's been used already?

Sess: Punches him out. You probably won't even BE married little brother.

Inu: nu-uh... these ears are GIRL MAGNETS

Sess: sigh so true... no amout of makeup shall compensate for that. But i'm still taller than you. Plus, daddy hired a better tailor for my clothing while you wear that red bathrobe

Inu: wahh TT

Sess: oh well... maybe the booze will make her look pretty considers going to the wedding drunk

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Reviews -muwah!-

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Miso-Green: BWAH! I LOVE YOU! MY LITTLE DAUGHTER FILLED WITH SUNSHINE!

Sportygurl: It's actually quite funny really...

Ultramarine Fractures: Oh yeah, Kagome is SO going to put up the big fight that she would in the show. Until the END 00.

Yapper4444: Oh the beginning is nothing compared to the inside later on.

Strawberrylover: I'm glad that you're reading another of my stories! This one'll be fun as well, I promise:D

LLFallenAngel: What type of story ISN'T funny without liposuction I ask you?

Trickstar: Oh yeah, I'm a genius, do the genius dance, do the genius dance...wait, do genius's dance? 0 0

Sarcasm Girl: Corpse Bride, gotta love that movie! Tim Burton is really amazing! But I wasn't thinking about it at all. It does seem kind of similar, but it's really a lot different in a lot of ways. The beginnings are basically the only things the same.

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Chapter 2: A Bouquet and a Paper Bag

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Kagome stared at her door angrily. She'd locked it for good measure. She had decided not to go outside her room for the whole day, and she was supposed to get married tomorrow! Her mother and father were worried but she felt just for doing this. They deserved it!

The people that had crowded around her door had long since left. Her parents had decided to give her some space until tomorrow. Oh man, tomorrow. Kagome was afraid.

Just when Kagome thought she'd go insane, she decided to do something sensible. Sneak out. She stared at the window. She was on the second floor...she could do it!

Kagome climbed out onto the roof managing to run around without any noise. She slid down the fence by the roof. Kagome stared and laughed at the house. She was free! Maybe she wouldn't come home...she could run away...or maybe not...

Kagome made the smart decision to walk to the city. It took about 15 minutes to get downtown. She stared at the few kiosks that were still open. People wanted to know about her wedding? NO KIDDING! It was the cover of every magazine. "The hottest bachelor, a married man soon?"

Kagome sighed. Oh great. Now she would be hated by all his fan girls. Just great. Kagome was a little out of it as she bumped into a rather muscular chest outside a bar. Kagome fell onto her ass and looked up to meet a hand that was held out and the purest auburn eyes she'd ever seen.

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Sesshomaru groaned as he sat at the bar. Girls were flocking over him but they were all ugly. He wanted nothing to do them. This was just great too, his last day of being a bachelor. Oh one day he would get back at his father for this. As he left the bar he accidently knocked into a girl.

The girl fell to the ground and let out a little ouch. He held out his hand to help her up and when he saw her face, his heart skipped a beat. She was beautiful! This was the kind of girl he needed to sleep with before his marriage!

She wore a deep purple eyeshadow bringing out the brown in her eyes with black eyeliner and mascara. Her lips were a natural light pink and plump. She had long straight black layered hair that went just past her bust.

She was beautiful, and obviously it was natural. She was thin, but in a good way. She wore a tight black t-shirt and a pair of low rise jeans which revealed her midriff. She placed her smaller hand in his and he easily pulled her up.

She was just a few inches shorter then him. She had to be around 5'8. Man, she was tall!

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"Um, I'm sorry!" Kagome squeaked when the man with long white hair helped her up. He was quite tall and muscular. Kagome stared at him for a second but then looked down.

"You should watch where your going sometimes..." He muttered. Kagome nodded, blushing.

"Uhh, yeah sure...I uh, gotta...uh...go!" Kagome said quickly fumbling with words.

Sesshomaru grinned. "Before you go... can I get your number?"

"I'm sorry I can't...tomorrow I'm...ah...never mind...Oyasumi!" Kagome said, finally getting the courage to run off.

Damn it all! Why did she always freeze up like that in front of guys! She was dumb, dumb, dumb! Kagome ran all the way home. She crept up to her room and lay in her bed for a while.

Kagome began to cry, each tear bringing at least three more along with them. Tomorrow, life as she knew it would be no more. She'd belong to someone. It hurt so bad. What about Kouga? That only made Kagome cry harder. That was how she fell asleep, her tears bringing her heavy eyes to rest.

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Kagome awoke the next morning to banging on the door. Kagome was so surprised she fell out of bed.

"ITAIIIIIII!" Kagome squelched, rubbing her butt.

The door opened and Kagome stared blankly at the door. "You know how to pick the lock?"

"Of course. We wouldn't have let you stay in here if we didn't." Kagome's father said smiling down at her.

"It's your big day Kagome, come now, we only have 6 hours to get ready. It's 1 O'Clock already." Kagome's mother said coming in and helping the girl up.

"Uh, wait why'd you let me sleep in?"

"Because a bride needs her sleep to look her best!" Her father declared proudly.

"What did I do God?" Kagome silently cursed as maids ushered around her, dragging her to a already drawn bath.

Kagome quickly washed and then came out to have two maids work on her nails, while two others fixed her hair. Kagome yawned. Don't think about it too much, just sit back. It's just another day...

By the time her hair was done, and the fake nails finished, it was 2. Her father had left to make sure the hall was ready. Her mother stayed behind to help her. That was when Kagome got into a pair of black dressy pants, black tank top and a tie.

Kagome's mother walked to the limo with her. Kagome's brother came along with them. Kagome played rock paper scissors with him until a half hour later they ended up at a small quaint church on the country side.

When the door opened and someone took her hand to help her out of the car Kagome obliged and delicately came out. No matter how upset she may be, she could never show that to anyone else. She remembered what her friend had told her.

Growing up Kagome had always been awkwardly tall. She'd often slouch down and try to shrink, but her friend had always told her to do the opposite.

"Who cares if you think you're too tall? It can be beautiful if you want it to be. Be proud. Hold your head high, put your chest forward, and shoulders back. Give everyone that amazing catwalk strut you have! You're beautiful as you are!"

Kagome grinned, oh Sango. Sango was supposed to come today. Today was supposed to be Kagome's big day. But nope, not today maybe tomorrow. Maybe when she got a divorce once her father was dead she could have her dream wedding.

Kagome sashayed across the floor into a room in the church just for her. A few maids attended to her as she got into the huge dress and got her makeup done finally. It was almost show time, and Kagome was a nervous wreck. What would he look like? Would he like her? Will he hate her? Was he a dick? Did he have a dick? What was his personality...

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Sesshomaru groaned as servants preened him. Brushing his mane and pulling it into a high ponytail. Other servants got his black tuxedo ready.

Apparently his fiancee had already arrived, seeing the maids giggling outside the door. With every ticking minute he could feel his freedom slipping away, and his new ugly wife growing closer. How cruel life was.

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As Sesshomaru stood at the alter, he wondered if he could back down, he wondered if his dad would be extremely mad, he wondered, well, actually, after that he stopped wondering. Because the music started and at the very end of the church he saw his bride to be coming up with her father.

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When Kagome heard the music start, she could barely move her feet. It didn't help any, when she saw who was at the alter.

"Oh snap..." Kagome gasped under her breath.

Her father leaned closer and asked what was wrong but she shook her head. Her heart beating faster and faster with every step. She wanted to run. To turn around. Runaway bride. Haha! She'd make the news wouldn't she? Girl refuses to marry the sexiest man in Japan huh? Not to mention one of the richest heirs soon.

"One step, breathe, one step, breathe, one step, and step...I need to breathe!" Kagome gasped under her breath.

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Sesshomaru watched as the woman approached. Coming closer. He knew she was tall, she had a nice waist, and a nice bust. Maybe he would have sex with her... if she was ugly he could just put a paper bag over her head or something?

The dress looked beautiful. It was a strapless that hugged her body, and seemed like a short skin tight dress that went to her hips but then slanted to cut a bit lower. From there was a billowy light silk that rippled as she walked. There was a slit up the side that was higher then the top part, it went up to her mid thigh and ruffled down on both sides. As she walked the white dress revealed a long shapely leg and white heels.

Sesshomaru wanted to desperately rip off her long veil, to see if she were ugly or not. As the music finally stopped, Sesshomaru lifted the veil and nearly tripped backwards at what he saw. It was the girl from yesterday, and she was even more beautiful in the light!

She stared into his eyes and he stared at hers. Oh god, what was he getting himself into? This thing that started off small just turned into something way bigger.

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Kagome held the Sesshomaru's eyes to make sure he didn't do something stupid. She heard someone chocking as Sesshomaru lifted the veil. She saw a guy who looked her age with long white hair staring at her amazed.

There was a huge pause and each side of the church stared closely. Was someone going to run? Was Kagome going to quit?

Kagome surprised everyone when she turned around and turned to the priest. "Could we start please?" Kagome said impatiently, hoping to God she had just made the right decision.

Everyone in the room sighed a huge sigh of relief, except for Sesshomaru's brother who was still amazed by Kagome.

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Everyone was on the edge of their pews, waiting to hear those final words so that neither of them could back out.

"Do you Kagome Higurashi, take Sesshomaru Oshiro as your husband?" The priest asked slowly, to make sure Kagome caught what he was saying perfectly.

Kagome paused for a moment and Kagome looked up into Sesshomaru's eyes. "I do."

When asked the same question Sesshomaru hadn't even let his eyes stray from Kagome's. "I do."

"You may now, uh, kiss, the ,uh ,bride." The priest choked, everyone wondering what the two were gonna do. Kagome's parents were flinching but it flowed quite nicely.

Sesshomaru leaned over a bit, coking his head to side the side, he brought a hand to her face, cupping one side of her face. Kagome met him half way leaning against him with her hands on his chest.

As soon as the two's lips met, everyone in the pews cheered. At the back, maids and servants laughed and clapped along with everyone, proud for their masters. It was official, Kagome was now Kagome Oshiro, and Higurashi Corporation and Oshiro Incorporated were now one.

The two old friends, Taisho and Kaori, got up and met each other in the aisle, shaking hands and smiling.

"Everything, is going according to plan!" The two laughed together.