Ice Demon Allysandra: Hello! Hope y'all are enjoying this. Right Tetra? Tetra? Where is she?

Lightning Demon Tetra: I am right here stupid!I was just reviewing your story dodo!

Allysandra: Watch it little sister. (glares) Anyway, enjoy the fic! Let's play Trouble while they read.

Tetra: I wanna play Sorry! (whines uncontrollably)

Allysandra: (covers ears) Alright! Alright! Okay on with the fic! By the way, you can now review us whether or not you are a member.

Tetra: (stops crying and grins evily)

Ch. 2

"So Myoga watcha think about it? What is it? Huh, huh?" Rin said. Sesshomaru glanced at her. "No more crab cakes for you." he said. Myoga looked at the strange thing.

"This I haven't seen in years!" he pulled the "condem" (like I said, we spelled it wrong on purpose) from the pack. "Humans and even half-demons use this... to carry their precious... things." he said blushing.

"Oooh, aaah" said Sesshomaru and Rin. "Most people like to... er... sing special music when they use this." Myoga continued.

Sesshomaru's mouth dropped open. "Music? Oh shit! The concert!" he swore. Jaken looked startled. "Master, watch your language!" Sesshomaru didn't bother to glare. "My father's gonna kill me... and revive me, and kill me, and revive me again, and..."

"We get the fuckin' point!" Everyone shouted. "Now who needs to watch their language?" Sesshomaru said rolling his eyes. They dived back down into the ocean.

Meanwhile in an eerie cave surrounded by miasma in a remote part of the ocean...

"Yes, hurry home sweet-pea. We wouldn't wanna miss daddy's little musical would we?" said a venomous voice. (guess who) "Kanna, Kagura!"Naraku called to his two stingray minions. They instantly snapped to attention. "I want you to keep an eye on him... he's kind of cute." He turned back to "one" of his mirrors.

Naraku went to his dresser and applied more eyeshadow while he barked at Kanna and Kagura. Mostly Kagura. He thought up a genius, and very strange, plan.

In Inutaisho's throne room (quick, grab your earplugs! Oh, and hide your kids)...

"SESSHOMARU! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DIDN'T GET YOUR ASS HERE TO SING ONE DAMN SONG! I MEAN FOR CHRIST'S (no offense to God) SAKE! YOU ARE SUCH A FUCKING IDIOT!" and so on and so on...

"Good Lord (no offense again) Dad! I said I was sorry! Why do you have to be such a bastard about everything!" "Don't you take that tone with me! Get out! Don't you ever go back up to the surface again! Just in case you're wondering, Jaken told me!" Sesshomaru swam away angrily.

"I think I was too hard on him... Na!" He laughed viciously.

In Sesshomaru's room...

Sesshomaru was mad as hell! He was going to show his father he could do whatever the hell he wanted. But first... "Oh Jaken!" he called picking up his sword, the Tokijiin. (sp?)

About ten minutes later, Sesshomaru leaves Jaken in a crumpled heap to go back to the surface again. When he got there he heard singing, laughing, and... burping contests. Following the sounds he came across the Tetsuaiga. He peered over the railing and looked around.

Suddenly his eyes landed on a boy with long silver hair, beautiful golden eyes, two puppy dog ears on his head, and the weirdest red outfit he'd ever seen. Despite that, the guy was gorgeous! Sesshomaru heard the annoying call of Myoga coming his way. "Hey, sweetie! Ooh, whatcha lookin' at?" he asked.

"Look," Sesshomaru said drooling. "He's very beautiful isn't he?" Myoga looked in the direction he was pointing. His eyes landed on a huge saber-toothed cat. His face scrunched up in disgust.

"I don't know. He looks kinda hairy and slobbery to me. And look at that overbite! You sure know how to pick 'em!" he said sarcastically. "Not that one! Ew!" he added dreamily, "The grouchy looking one all by himself." Myoga looked up at him. "That's who I was talking about!" He said grinning.

Sesshomaru rolled his eyes. He turned back to the boy. Just then, A drunk guy in a purple robe and looked like a monk stumbled over to him. "he-hey I-I-Inu-y-yash-a! I..." he paused. "What w-was I saying?" he slurred.

Sesshomaru sighed. "Inuyasha? That's hot. I'd like to scream that over and over." Sesshomaru is a big pervert right now. Suddenly he had an idea. "Pssst!" he whispered. Inuyasha glanced up. "Hello?" "Come here," whispered a voice from the railing. Inuyasha got up to check out the voice with his senses alert.

Suddenly a man with silver hair and a white fish tail burst up and yelled "Why hello cutie! I like you! Whatcha doin'? Can I help on any sexual problems you might have?"

Inuyasha looked at him in disbelief for a moment. Then he fainted and fell over board. Sesshomaru grinned. "He likes me. I can tell." He dove down to retrieve his prey.

Tetra: Why do you have to say faint? It is so stupid! Say passed out!

Allysandra: Because little sister, faint is a proper medical term. By the way, we were just kidding about Inu's outfit. We really love his fire rat robe. It suits him.

Tetra: Hah! I knew you didn't stand a chance against me at Pretty Pretty Princess!

Allysandra: However, my dear little sister I'm better than you when it comes to Twister. (Gives Tetra a nuggie)

Tetra: By the way, why do you have to call me little sister all the time!

Allysandra: Because you're younger than me, because your little and insignificant, and because I'll beat you if you don't shut up and quit whining! Read and review folks!

Tetra: We don't own Ice Age. (Starts whining at Allysandra's comment.)