Kid and I bounded up the staircase of the old apartment building as they made their way to Soul and Tsubaki's apartment. They reached the door and Kid turned to look at me , looking at a stain in the carpet. "What's the matter, Kitten? You look so distressed."
"Im really nervous," I confessed "I don't know how they're going to take the news."
"Well considering how even Black*Star took the news of Soul and Tsubaki getting married and then having twins well, I don't think we need to worry about him! As for Tsubaki and the rest of the girls, they are going to be delighted!" Kid said with a chuckle, trying to get me out of my depression. "Come on, they are all our friends! Naturally they are going to be ecstatic and if not, well we don't need them do we?" I leaned up and kissed him on the cheek.
"I guess so."
"Attagirl!" Kid knocked on the door of an apartment two floors down from Soul's. The door flung open and Black*Star came running out of the apartment, pushing Kid and I into the wall parallel of the door and ran out, Soul in hot pursuit . Then the twins walked up to the door, looked up at Kid and I, and skipped down the hallway to follow their father and Black*Star. Then Tsubaki walked into the living room to find it empty, door wide open, as well as Kid and I standing in the doorway, eyes as wide as plates.
"What the hell just happened?" Kid finally, breaking the awkward silence.
"Black*Star and Soul were fighting about something stupid, as usual, and woke Haren and Sophie from their nap. I got them dressed and sent them out with the boys, but they would not stop fighting, finally Black*Star said something incredibly offensive to Soul and they took off, out of the apartment."
"So nothing unusual," Kid muttered to himself.
I chuckled. "So where are Liz, Patti, Blair, and Kim? I can't tell everyone without them here." And as if summoned by my words, Liz kicked open the door, went straight into the bathroom, and locked the door.
"Liz ran into Soul and Black*Star on the street when they were fighting and Soul poured her water bottle over her when she yelled at them to stop. Oh! And Tsubaki, I brought a present for you!" She chirped as she dragged the Twins in by the scruff of their necks. Squirming to regain their balance and release themselves from Patti's death grip.
"Thank you, Patti, but did you really have to drag them on the dirt outside? Now I have to change them again!" Tsubaki said, distressed. "Come here you to I really hope I can actually find some clothes for you too!" She said, stumbling out of the room, the two toddlers in tow.
"Well now we just need for the two morons to come back and Kim," Kid walked out the door to look for the boys.
"Well, Kim, Jacqueline, Ox, and Harvar went on a mission and wont be back till tomorrow! But as soon as kid drags those twats back we will be set!" Patti chirped.
"Don't use those words around the kids, Patti! Last time Liz said something it took two months before they finally stopped saying it," Tsubaki seemed to have practically groaned.
"Is everything okay, Tsubaki? You seem so tired!"
"Oh, Maka, I am! The twins always are so much trouble, and even with soul helping me, it's son much trouble! I wish I could just have a day to relax!"
"Maybe someday soon we could go to that new spa that opened in the uptown area, I think its by Chupa Cabras! We could all go, Leave the Haven and Grayson with the boys! You know, Male bonding! Except Sophie, she comes with us! She is a girl and she needs to learn the price of being a girl and all of our glory is going to a spa and having a painful waxing!" Liz suggested, closing the bathroom door behind her and sitting on one of the stools in front of the counter.
"Oh no! I am not leaving my son alone with my husband!" Patti shouted, aggravated "Who knows what Black*Star would do to my little Grayson!"
"But they won't be alone! Kid will be there to make sure they don't kill themselves!" Liz spat back.
"But what about Sophie? She's only two! Taking her to a spa isn't exactly the perfect idea either!"
"Maka's right! I'll just give Kid specific instructions for her not to roughhouse with the boys."
"Well then, at least the boys get to bond with their kids, and the girls get a relaxing spa day! Everybody wins," Liz said, throwing her hands into the air.
"Who wins what?" Kid asked, dragging Black*Star and soul in the same way Patti did, only difference was that Soul and Black*Star were unconscious. Then Patti stared down at her husband see he had a black eye and Soul had a scratch, winding down the length of his cheek and neck.
Then Patti kicked Black*Star in the hip and screamed, "Get up you worthless sack of crap! I don't have a clue why I married you!"
"Don't forget you had a kid with him," Kid snickered.
"It's not like we did anything! He's adopted!" Patti snapped. Just then the twins ran into the room and attacked the boys laying on the ground. They both grunted and snapped out of the unconscious state in a start.
"Well now that the morons have come to, why don't we tell everyone the good news, Kitten?" Kid asked.
"Well okay then! Well guys, I'm pregnant!" I chuckled with a nervous grin. There was a long silence until Kid finally broke it with an "Ahem!" and then everyone broke into noise.
"Oh Maka! Congratulations!" Patti Shouted.
"How far along are you? Your not showing to much so not too along?" Tsubaki asked.
Then Liz whispered into Maka's ear, "It's Kid's right?"
"Of course it's Kid's!" I shouted, defensively.
"What?" Kid asked.
"So, did you tell Spirit yet?" Soul smirked.
"Oh good god! We didn't! What is he going to do to me? I got his daughter pregnant! He almost sliced me in half for holding her hand, how is he going to react to this?" Kid screamed in a panic, his eye twitching to no particular rhythm.
"Oh Kid! Calm down, I'm sure he will be all giddy at the fact that he's finally getting a grandchild!" Patti reassured him.
"I really hope you right, Patti, because he will probably have my hide if he's not!"
"Take a deep breath! When he sees how happy I am he will forget all about you!"
"Anyways! We need to take you shopping for baby clothes, a crib, a stroller, toys, bottles, bibs-"
"Liz, don't you think your jumping the gun, just a bit? Maka isn't even showing yet and your making a list!"
"I cant help trying to be prepared! Anyways your watching the kids next week, all of you! Us girls, are going to the spa for a girls day. So you and the kids are going to bond and do whatever you people do to bond."
"What? Why are you dumping this on us now?" Black*Star complained.
"Because we are tired and we want to relax, now shut up!" Patti screeched.
"I think it's a wonderful idea, we get to mess around with the kids, and the girls get their spa day!"
"Thank you, Kid! At least one of you has your heads screwed on right!" I said.
"Well then it's settled! On Saturday we go to the spa!" Agreed Tsubaki.
OMG! I did not think I would get any reviews but look at me now! Thank you guys for reassuring me to write another chapter. So now a recap!
1)Soul and Tsubaki got married and had twins, Sophie and Haven (two year olds).
2)Patti and Black*Star got married and adopted, Grayson (one year old).
3)Liz is still looking.
4)Maka and Kid are married and are now expecting.
All caught up now? If your not, too bad! And if your not smart enough to realize this I DO NOT OWN SOUL EATER!
Buh Byes!
