Murdoc: Well hello puppets, Its me, Murdoc Niccals with a fantastic update on The Ask the Gorillaz Story.
Aki: I don't think it Qualifies as a story Mr. Murdoc.
Murdoc: Wot I say bout calling me MR you git?
Aki: Y-yes sorry.
Murdoc: oh yea, to catch up, This little bugger here is the author of this pile of steaming crap.
Aki: lets just get on with the questions TT~TT lest I cry myself to sleep again
Murdoc: Alright then. The first questions are from Emily, Not a very origional name eh?
Aki: Her questions are....
Murdoc: i got a band called the dart monkies what you think of them apples 2D: I can make your life heaven if you join the dart monkies Noodle: Eh you can come too Russel: I prefer to leave you until you off Murdoc
Aki: Lets start off with you Murdoc.
Murdoc: band.........monkies....apples....Whot is this pile of shit?! DART MONKIES? Whats a bloody dart monkey? And I think your apples are crummey! And furthermore...
Aki: 2-D!!!! holds murdocs mouth closed
2-D: Well.....I like monkies.....And darts unless they lodged in my temples, But I fink Murdoc would hurt me bad.
Aki: Noodle?
Noodle: ヌードルは賢いそれを考えない。
Aki: and you russ?
Russel: those be the plans.
Murdoc (breaks free) Bloody lil wanker I'll kill you!
2D: you shouldn't kill the writer Murdoc Plus she's awready shakin in the corner.
Murdoc: Oh whatever than! On to the next question. Its from
Gorillaz fans. Oh I like that name hehehe.
They write...
Murdoc: insert foot here (wedges foot into Murdocs man berries) 2D: can I be your wife please Noodle: YOUR SO KAWAII (gives her a box of cookies) Russel: why is Noodle the only girl in the band
Murdoc: YA KNOW WHAT. FUCK ALL OF YOU AND YOUR MURDOC HATE. HAVN'T YOU HEARD THE SONG? MURDOC IS GOD!!!
2D: Murdoc, You should take a breather. Or some chloroform.
As for my question.....I fink part of my job intales being single. Somefink about it attracts more fans you see. On to Noodle.
Noodle: Domo arrigatou Mr. Roboto.
Russel: Cause the other spots are filled up, and she's cute, and can kick a *****'s ass, It all works out.
Aki: (sniffle) I think we should let Murdoc air himself. So We will be back hopefully soon. Thank you for your questions its very much appreciate.....
Murdoc: WOT YOU MEAN APPRECIATED THEY ARE MOCKING ME, ME!!!!!.
Aki: until next time bye!
