Murdoc: Well hello puppets, Its me, Murdoc Niccals with a fantastic update on The Ask the Gorillaz Story.

Aki: I don't think it Qualifies as a story Mr. Murdoc.

Murdoc: Wot I say bout calling me MR you git?

Aki: Y-yes sorry.

Murdoc: oh yea, to catch up, This little bugger here is the author of this pile of steaming crap.

Aki: lets just get on with the questions TT~TT lest I cry myself to sleep again

Murdoc: Alright then. The first questions are from Emily, Not a very origional name eh?

Aki: Her questions are....

Murdoc: i got a band called the dart monkies what you think of them apples

2D: I can make your life heaven if you join the dart monkies

Noodle: Eh you can come too

Russel: I prefer to leave you until you off Murdoc

Aki: Lets start off with you Murdoc.

Murdoc: band.........monkies....apples....Whot is this pile of shit?! DART MONKIES? Whats a bloody dart monkey? And I think your apples are crummey! And furthermore...

Aki: 2-D!!!! holds murdocs mouth closed

2-D: Well.....I like monkies.....And darts unless they lodged in my temples, But I fink Murdoc would hurt me bad.

Aki: Noodle?

Noodle: ヌードルは賢いそれを考えない。

Aki: and you russ?

Russel: those be the plans.

Murdoc (breaks free) Bloody lil wanker I'll kill you!

2D: you shouldn't kill the writer Murdoc Plus she's awready shakin in the corner.

Murdoc: Oh whatever than! On to the next question. Its from

Gorillaz fans. Oh I like that name hehehe.

They write...

Murdoc: insert foot here (wedges foot into Murdocs man berries)

2D: can I be your wife please

Noodle: YOUR SO KAWAII (gives her a box of cookies)

Russel: why is Noodle the only girl in the band

Murdoc: YA KNOW WHAT. FUCK ALL OF YOU AND YOUR MURDOC HATE. HAVN'T YOU HEARD THE SONG? MURDOC IS GOD!!!

2D: Murdoc, You should take a breather. Or some chloroform.

As for my question.....I fink part of my job intales being single. Somefink about it attracts more fans you see. On to Noodle.

Noodle: Domo arrigatou Mr. Roboto.

Russel: Cause the other spots are filled up, and she's cute, and can kick a *****'s ass, It all works out.

Aki: (sniffle) I think we should let Murdoc air himself. So We will be back hopefully soon. Thank you for your questions its very much appreciate.....

Murdoc: WOT YOU MEAN APPRECIATED THEY ARE MOCKING ME, ME!!!!!.

Aki: until next time bye!