Jacob looks surprisingly at Bella, and picks her up and spins her around. Edward puts his arms on his hips.
Edward: "you know this isn't how the book goes!" He said with tears in his eyes and his voice shaking.
Bella breaks away from Jacob, and says, "Don't break the fourth wall!" sassaltaniously.
Edward: "I'm an emotional wreck!" he sobs, "can't I break a wall?!" Edward runs off into the forest sobbing.
