WTF LOLFAIL BLEACH CHATROOM
Chapter two: What boys read on Fanfiction
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Strawberry:Anyone home???
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Strawberry: Oh! Ishida
BadassNerd: Hello Kurosaki *Pushes glasses up*
Strawberry: .............
BadassNerd: ............Well *pushes glasses up*
Strawberry: What?
BadassNerd: Are you and Kuchiki-san together? *pushes glasses up*
Strawberry: What!! NO!!
BadassNerd: Would you like to be? *pushes glasses up*
Strawberry: Ummmmm...........
Strawberry: maybe.
BadassNerd: I knew it *too shocked and triumphant to push glasses up*
Strawberry: Don't tell anyone Ishida
BadassNerd: Meh, don't worry. But you know, hasn't Renji always had his eye on her. *resumes pushing up glasses*
Strawberry: WHT?? No. They are like, childhood friends.
BadassNerd: Ooooh yeeeeaaaah. Makes sense now. Kinda get an incest feel. *nods*
Strawberry: Noooooooooo that would be if Rukia and Byakuya got together.
BadassNerd:!!!!!!!!! *clicks unsee button over 9000 times*
BadassNerd: where the f*** did you get that?!?!?!?!?!
Strawberry: I look at fanfiction
BadassNerd: ORLY???? You look at that sort of stuff.
Strawberry: yeah, it's just for the lols though.
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Strawberry: wha?
BadassNerd: Who be ye?
R3dPineapple: me be Renji.
BadassNerd: ?
Strawberry: Shinigami have the internet?
R3dPineapple: yes we be havin the internets.
BadassNerd: how??
R3sPineapple: Mayuri magic of course.
Strawberry: makes...sense
R3dPineapple: soooo wut wer u talkin aboot
Strawberry: we were discussing crazy pairings that I found on fanfiction.
R3dPineapple: like wut?
Strawberry: ByakuyaxRukia
R3dPineapple: .......eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwww inceeeeeest.
BadassNerd: and yet, I'm intrigued. What other crack pairings have these sad individuals come up with?
Strawberry: well for starters they pair you with Nemu and Orihime.
BadassNerd: o_O *starts spluttering* what kind of sad individuals write fanfiction!!!!! And to enforce their own view on pairings no less!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
R3dPineapple: hmmmmm, was he right on 1 of those????
Strawberry: ~I think I was~
BadassNerd: shut up
R3dPineapple: who who who?
BadassNerd: ...............................................................................Orihime
Strawberry you owe me five dollars Renji
R3dPineapple: damn.....
BadassNerd: what!! You bet on my personal life!!... Btw Renji you owe me $25
R3dPineapple: ORLY!? He admitted it?
Strawberry: ADMITTED WHAT!? What did you guys bet on!?!?!?
R3dPineapple: yeah….. On another subject, Ichigo, wut else you got.
Strawberry: ummmmmm, there are quite a few weird ones surrounding the eleventh division.
R3dPineapple: figures…
BadassNerd: tell, I need blackmail material.
Strawberry: Well, there's KenpachixYachiru
R3dPineapple: Zaraki-taicho is a lolicon?
BadassNerd: wow, any more?
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Strawberry: and there is YumichikaxIkkaku
Raepface: what!!! Where did you get that information?
Raepface: umm, I can explain…….
Raepface: wait a minute did I just say that that????????? Why???????? I blew my cover???????
Strawberry: ………………………………..
BadassNerd: ……………………………….
R3dPineapple: ……………………………… Ikkaku?
Raepface: ummmmmmmm … RUN AWAY!!!!!!!
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Strawberry: well that was odd.
R3dPineapple: sure wuz
BadassNerd: oh come on, you saw that coming.
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Featherz: what were you guys talking about?
Strawberry: we are discussing fanfiction pairings that I found.
Featherz: so why does Ikkaku look extremely creped out?
Strawberry: here follow this link.
.net/s/5024965/1/The_Vain_and_The_Wild
Featherz: oh god!!! That is so unbeautiful!!!!
Featherz: ……………..Except the part with me. I am beautiful.
R3dPineapple: lulwut???
Featherz: thanks for clearing that up, ill be going now… tootoloo darlings!!
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Strawberry: well that was weird
BadassNerd: true dat
R3dPineapple: k k. Ichigo, wut else?
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CoatPimp: sup mah bitches
BadassNerd: who are you?
CoatPimp: why, Kyoraku Shunsui I am
R3dPineapple: Kyoraku-taicho?
CoatPimp: yup. What are you guys reading about? *scrolls up* oooh, fanfiction pairings!!
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CoatPimp: Juushiro! How are you?
Sickyshiro: I'm feeling a bit better *COUGH COUGH COUGH SPLUTTER COUGH* maybe not…
Strawberry: don't push yourself too hard Ukitake-san
Sickyshiro: nonsense, I'm fine. So what are you guys talking about?
CoatPimp: they are talking about fanfiction pairings of all things.
Sickyshiro: wow…… *scrolls up to look at conversation*
Sickyshiro: …………………………………………………………???
CoatPimp: full of lols isn't it?
Sickyshiro: indeed. I know ill regret it but what are the stories about me and Shunsui?
Strawberry: you want yaoi too?
Sickyshiro: ummmmmmmm no?
CoatPimp: ha ha ha ha ha you want to look Juju chan I know you want too. Can you give us a link Ichigo?
Strawberry: yeah yeah sure.
.net/s/5147345/1/Bathtub_adventure
Sickyshiro: *COUGH COUGH COUGH SPLUTTER COUGH COUGH…… blood*
CoatPimp: oh god!!! What would Nanao think?! I need to get me some sake. Ill be right back.
Strawberry: speaking of which there are also a lot of stories that ship Kyoraku-san and Ise-san…
CoatPimp: ahhh I knew it. Other people also see the love between me and my lovely Nanao-chan!!!
BadassNerd: I thought you went to get some sake…
CoatPimp: it was right across the table from me
Sickyshiro: figures.... Alright, what about me?
Strawberry: well they like to pair you with kiyone......... and sentaro
Sickyshiro: WTF?! I don't swing that way
Strawberry: and sometimes Rukia...
Sickyshiro: definitely not
Strawberry: and then they pair you with Unohana-san
Sickyshiro: Unohana-san??? *shits bricks*
CoatPimp: *shits bricks*
BadassNerd: *shits bricks*
R3dPineapple: *shits bricks*
R3dPineapple: scary stuff
BadassNerd: really scary
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SexyShoopkeeper95: hellooooooooo everyone. I'm here to join your riveting fanfiction discussion
Strawberry: Urahara
R3dPineapple: it has to be Urahara
SexyShoopkeeper95: it certainly is freeloader-san
R3dPineapple: hey!!
SexyShoopkeeper95: now now freeloader-san, now is not the time for arguing, now is the time for gossiping!
CoatPimp: we would be delighted to have you join us Urahara-san.
SexyShoopkeeper95: why thankyou!! It just so happens that the most popular pairing for myself is me and yoruichi-san
BadassNerd: Orly? Or is that just what you would like to think?
SexyShoopkeeper95: why yes
BadassNerd: yes to what?!
Strawberry: so that means you read this stuff too?
SexyShoopkeeper95: guilty as charged
Sickyshiro: ok then, in your opinion, what is the weirdest pairing??
BadassNerd: YOU NEVER ANSWERED MY QUESTION SHINIGAMI!!!
SexyShoopkeeper95: Aizen.
R3dPineapple: say wut?
SexyShoopkeeper95: they pair him with everybody. It's quite amusing.
CoatPimp: lol
SexyShopkeeper95: speaking of odd pairings allot of people pair hitsugaya-taichou and your little sister kurosaki-san, what would dear hinamori-chan say?
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Strawberry: WHAT THE HELL HAS THAT LITTLE MIDGET DONE TO MY SISTER!?!?!?!? WHEN DID THEY EVEN MEET!?!?!?!?!?
Mel0nS0rbet: nothing kurosaki calm down, it's just a crack pairing based on a filler episode. Besides the CAPSLOCK gets to be an eyesore...
SickyShiro: hello hitsugaya-taichou, I have some candy for you!
Mel0nS0rbet: ..............
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Strawberry: yeah... another pretty weird one is that some crazy people pair me with Orihime, like that girl NEEDS encouragement.....
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Unohana: hello everyone.*smiles*
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Unohana: oh well, it seems that they have other things they need to do right now. Another time.*smiles*
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Authors note.Hi everyone. Firstly I would love to thankyou for all your kind and encouraging reviews, I hope to have an equally kind reception for this chapter. And before you ask, yes, I am clinically insane!!!!!!! And if you don't know what I mean about Mel0nS0rbet for Shiro-chan or Raepface for Ikkaku (capslockers will know what Im talking about here.) just ask away and your questions will be answered. See you next time for more insanity!!!!! Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Co-authors note. Those links by the way, do actually lead to yaoi fanfiction... and it's nasty! The things I do for you plum-chan! Anyway we (mostly plum-chan) got this done over the weeks, her at the computer with me standing behind breathing done her neck and spewing perverted comments... *sigh* SUMMER DAYS! (*yes we do use fanfiction to force our ideal pairings on the reader.)
