Howdy Tex,

Did you inherit DAT ASS from Spain? :3. Also, which state are you closest to and which state would you rather trample with a stampede of cattle?

Yours Truly,

Zaph.


Howdy Zaph,

Did I inherit Spains ass? Well I never really paid any attention because really, would you look at your grandfathers ass and see if it looks like yours? But I will say that I probably did and Mexico didn't since I've seen Mexicos constantly running from me. Tell ya what though, next time I see Spain I'll check and see if we both have fine asses.

And as for the State I'm closest to? Hmm… Probably Arizona since we are always getting together, and my least favorite? Definitely New Mexico, she has got to be the most annoying Daddys Girl ever! I mean really, just look at her name! I'd trample her with two herds of cattle.

Well I hope the answers satisfied your questions.

Forever,

Tex