Lord CBoD presents: Fun and Games

Disclaimer: Most characters in this story belong to Rumiko Takahashi or Naoko Takeuchi, some are actually mine, but they aren't very important. This story is mine; don't post it anywhere without contacting the Evil Bunny Empire first.

Episode Two: Let the Games begin

After talking with Kasumi and Nabiki a little longer about his past, Akane joined them and it was suggested she take him for a tour around town. As they walked around Ranma found he was enjoying his time around her. She complained allot about how stupid the guys at her school were, but otherwise their conversation was going along pretty well. One thing finally hit him though. "Why isn't there school today?"

"At the end of the last semester our old principal retired and we got a new one. The new principal is a little loony and decided we were going to follow an American school year schedule and pushed back the start of the school year till this Thursday. Nabiki say there's an American holiday today that they use to decide when school starts." Honestly Akane was happy school hadn't started yet. The longer she was away for the jerks at school the better. "When was the last time you were in school?"

"I got to finish last year and then me and Pop went to China. I guess I didn't miss anything. I just wish I could go to school as a guy for once." Despite the fact it wouldn't be cross dressing anymore, he didn't feel too comfortable wearing a fuku.

"Is it that bad? I mean you are a girl now anyway."

"I'm only a girl on the outside. On the inside I'm a hundred percent male." Truthfully he had to say that just to remind himself sometimes. Sometimes he got too into character and it bothered him a lot. The curse just seemed to make it worse.

"Really? With the exception of the perverts at my school, most guys underestimate me just because I'm a girl, or worse they make up excuses not to fight me. You didn't mind sparring with me and you definitely didn't underestimate me." That was apparent by the bruise on her back. The finishing blow Ranma gave her this morning still hurt a little.

"Well I've sparred with a lot of girls. When I was six it was Ucchan, when I was seven it was Makchan, at ten after the …um it was Haruchan, then last year in exchange for being tutored I taught Amchan." It was rare for him and his old man to stay in any one place too long but the four girls he just listed were true friends and he'd never forget any of them. That was a girly thought…damn his old man.

"Did any of them know you were a boy?"

"Only Amchan ever found out. When I first met Ucchan I though she was a boy though." Ranma smiled. "Amchan was really smart and she noticed things that most people ignored like my Adam's apple."

"Well you don't have to worry about anyone noticing it now." The youngest Tendo joined her fiancé in smiling. He was definitely a boy worth keeping. How many guys could also be your best friend?

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Nabiki walked along the street of Juban alone. School would be starting soon and she would finally be able to make some money again. Especially off of her favorite mark Mamoru Chiba. His perverse obsession with her little sister was her best source of income. If only she could talk Akane into letting her sell pictures of her, that be an easier money maker then making bets on what bone in his body Akane would break.

"Ahh Kitsune, it's been a while."

Turning around the middle Tendo saw her mark. "Why do you insist on calling me that?"

"Because you're very sly and cunning, and it annoys you. If you're going to cheat me out of my money I might as well take some pleasure from it." Mamoru smiled. Visiting the Tendo Dojo was too dangerous, but running into Nabiki on the street was a good sign. That meant Akane was out and about too. "Where might your sister be?"

The mercenary sighed. If only she could have a dumber mark, like Kuno from Nerima. She used to scam money off of him all the time in elementary school. He didn't seem like he would ever get any smarter. "You know my price for that information."

"Yes, well there is a Jewelry Store around the block having a sale. How about I pick you up something there?" In the back of his mind he hoped it would be cheaper then taking her out to eat.

"First meals, now Jewelry? Are you sure it's my sister you're after?"

"Kitsune I wouldn't date you if you were the last woman on earth. I don't trust you." If, and only if he could trust her, he might date her. However Nabiki seem more interested in money and he wanted the girl he dated interested in him. Akane was reluctant, but he could at least tell she was interested. Annoyingly Kitsune grabbed his arm so he went ahead and led the way to the Jewelry store.

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"Mamoru is the most conceited the jerks that bother me every morning. Sure he's tall and handsome, but his ego..., every other girl in school would be happy to date him, but he comes after me."

Somehow the conversation got back to the boy at Akane's school. She went on about how every morning she had to beat them all up just to get to class. Mamoru made an announcement that is anyone wanted to date her they had to beat her. Just because he was interested in her they all were. It seemed pretty dumb to him. "You know if I showed up at school as you fiancé maybe they'd leave you alone."

"They'd just try to beat you up too. I hired one of my father's student to try that once. Poor Choji ended up in the hospital." The youngest Tendo sighed. It would be nice to have the morning fights end once and for all. Maybe the new principal would do something about it.

Ranma thought about fighting multiple opponents. It wasn't something he'd done much of before, still he was the best. "I doubt they'd even be able to lay a hand on me."

"True." After all they never were able to hurt her, and since Ranma was more skilled then she was…it didn't look very good for the morning mob. Still Ranma was going to be going to school as a girl so it wasn't like she could announce she was her fiancé. Looking around Akane saw too boys picking on rabbit. Immediately she marched over to the kids. "That is no way to treat an animal."

The two boys picking on the bunny ran at the site of the two older girls. Ranma then watched Akane pick up the stray animal. "What's a rabbit doing in the middle of the city?"

"Maybe someone abandoned him." Looking over the bunny, the youngest Tendo noticed a band-aid on its forehead. After removing the band-aid she noticed a silver crescent moon was underneath it. "Ranma look at this."

"That's weird. Why does it have that marking?"

"I don't know?" Akane touched the bald spot and it felt cold and metallic. "Did those boys brand it or something?"

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Still clinging to Mamoru's arm Nabiki sighed. Any girl in school would be happy to go out with him, even admittingly herself. Still like any guy he wanted what he couldn't have, namely Akane who hadn't really taken any interest in any males. Well if her relationship with him was going to be strictly business, she might as well have some fun.

"Kitsune have you found something that interests you?"

"Hmm, nothing worth the information you seek. I don't sell out my sister cheap you know." Most of the time she ended up stalling Mamoru long enough the information was no longer any good anyway. Picking up a diamond necklace she wondered just why these jewels were so cheap, they didn't seem fake. Then she felt herself getting week.

Watching Nabiki fall on the ground Mamoru noticed the other women around him started to collapse too. "What's going on here?"

"There are enough humans here for me to begin collecting for my master. You however will have to die!"

What he just saw put him at a loss for words. The salesladies' head just twisted around. Mamoru backed away. What should he be doing…

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Walking with the bunny in tow Ranma and Akane headed back to the dojo. Then the rabbits ear's, that had been down, perked strait up and Akane collapse. "Akane?"

"Don't worry about her she'll be fine. We have other problems."

Ranma watched as the rabbit hopped from Akane's fallen body. It had talked. How did a rabbit talk, what did it do to Akane? "What problems do 'we' have, what did you do to Akane?"

"Kid, my name is Artimis, some bad guys are sucking the life out of innocent people. You are the only one who can stop them." Doing a back flip a locket appeared upon the ground." Take this and say 'Moon Prism Power Make Up."

"You expect me to listen to the words of a talking rabbit?"

"If you don't, people will die. Look I'm sorry for knocking out the other girl, but you gotta keep your identity a secret. Now are you going to let the bad guys win, or are you going to say the transformation phrase?" Artimis grumbled, wasn't it the dream of every young girl to be a super hero? Why is it he was having a problem with this one.

"Transformation phrase?" picking up the locket from the ground the redhead examined it. He didn't need to be transforming anymore then he already was.

"Say it; there isn't any way for you to beat the enemy as you are. Every second you waste could be a life."

"MOON PRISM POWER MAKE UP!" After holding the locket up and saying the phrase Ranma saw his clothes fade away and from the corner of his eye he noticed his hair turn blonde and get longer. He had seen enough so he closed his eyes tight. What he could feel disturbed him enough. After it was done he opened his eyes again and he didn't like what he saw.

"Good now hop to it. We have people to save." The white levitated up to the roof and waited for Sailor Moon to leap after him. Hopefully no one was dead yet.

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The monster was toying with him. That much Mamoru was sure of. His body hurt all over but she hadn't gone in for the kill. It had been ten minutes since the Sales lady became a monster, and he felt lucky to be alive. Her body was like elastic and none of his punches phased it.

Lojew smiled as wide as her mouth could stretch. It was time to kill this human. "I've had enough fun; it is time for you to…"

"Hold it right there! Disturbing a young couple on a date is unforgivable. In the name of the moon I will punish you!" Ranma couldn't believe what he was saying, but if he had to keep his identity a secret, no one would ever pin something so lame on him.

Mamoru looked at where he was resting…to the dumpling head that just showed up it probably looked like he was protecting Kitsune. If this got out he'd never live it down.

Turning her head to see the girl who shouted at her, Lojew couldn't help but cackle. It was a blond girl with dumplings and pigtails in a modified Sailor Fuku. "Who are you little girl"

"I am the champion of love and justice. I am the beautiful sailor suited solider, Sailor Moon!" His head hurt. Saying these stupid lines would keep him from getting figured out, but if he did this too much it might take a toll on his sanity.

"Well Sailor Moron. Prepare to DIE!" Lojew wrapped her fingers to make a drill and thrust it at the girl.

Removing the feather ornaments from her hair, Ranma threw them at the drill deflecting it into a jewelry counter. He was lucky the drill just shattered the counter, and didn't pierce one of the people scattered around the floor. Now the monster was distracted, removing the tiara on his brow he prepared to say the words the bunny mentioned to him on the way here. "Moon Tiara Action!"

Watching the Tiara hit it mark and vaporize Lojew, Artimis smiled. With her gone the energy the cursed jewels absorbed started returning to the women it had been absorbed from. By concentrating a portion of that energy flowed into him. Although it cost him a rabimon, this was quite the success. By playing the part of the magical mascot, he could absorb a portion of the energy his minion gathered with out the hero even noticing. Now though Sailor Moon was leaving and it was best he followed, he had collected as much of the energy as he could with out it being too apparent from the victims anyway.

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Sailor V blasted away the Youma that had been terrorizing the people at the coffee shop. Then she hopped up to a near by roof top and met her advisor. He seemed to be trouble. "Artemis is something wrong?"

"Yes Mina, something is very wrong. Artimis has gained access to the pocket space where the Senshi tools are stored and he's removed the Moon Locket. It's possible he's corrupted it, and in turn corrupted Sailor Moon." The white cat frowned. Every since Luna's death he had been worried about what the white rabbit who killed her might do. If the cyborg bunny had gained control of Sailor Moon, there could be great problems. "We need to finish cleaning up the Youma here and return to Japan as soon as possible.

"Um, why do we have to clean up the Youma, I mean England has Demon Hunters, why not let them do the work here?"

"Because you'll need all the practice you can get before returning to Japan. Artimis is more dangerous then you could imagine." Artemis would not loose Minako as he did Luna. Minako would be ready.

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Ranma laid on the guest bed and sighed. There really wasn't any point to turning back into a guy at the moment; normally he slept naked but Kasumi had provided him with a night gown, and tomorrow he'd be force to wear more of her clothes.

After the events of the day he started to wonder if it wasn't a mistake he was born a male in the first place. His father always publicly treated him as a girl, he got the stupid curse, and now he became a super heroine.

Getting up from the bed Ranma looked at him…, no herself in the mirror. She was beautiful, the dress Kasumi had provided her with showed off her figure nicely, and her long wavy red hair was a rare treasure in Japan, as were her blue eyes. "What did my mom look like? Kami knows I didn't get my looks pop."

Frowning she sat on the bed. "Stupid old man! Why the hell did you raise me to be a girl and then engage me to another one? I bet you even got me curse on purpose! What the in the world am I a guy or a girl!

Outside Ranma's door Genma listened in. He was grateful Ranma wasn't too loud. It would be bad if any of the Tendo's heard him. Well maybe not Akane, if she was interested in girls then there would be no real problem with the two getting married. Ranma's natural form would just allow it to be legal. What he did to the boy was for the sake of the school, so long as Ranma married one of the Tendo's everything would be fine.

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Kasumi came out of the Kitchen with some snacks for her sisters and some carrots for Akane's new pet. "So Nabiki, you and Mamoru are dating now?"

"What, no! He was trying to bribe me into to telling him where Akane was and we got attacked by a monster. He was just being a gentleman walking me home. The monster sapped allot of my strength. It tried to kill him, didn't you see how torn up his clothes were?" The middle Tendo had a sinking feeling what Kasumi was going to say next. Her older sister had a habit of assuming the strangest of things.

"He got attacked by a monster? Her name wouldn't happen to be Nabiki Tendo."

"WE DID NOT HAVE SEX!" Nabiki really hoped her father hadn't heard her shout.

The youngest Tendo sighed as she fed a carrot to the white bunny she and Ranma brought home. "Well I for one would be happy if you and that jerk got together. If he's off my back maybe the other jerks at school will leave me alone."

"Besides Mamoru is closer to your age then Akane's anyway." The eldest Tendo daughter never approved of 18 year old Chiba chasing after her sixteen year old sister.

"Can we please change the subject?" Mamoru had made it clear he wasn't interested in her and although she liked him she wasn't going to aggressively try to change his mind. That was what he was attempting with Akane, and Nabiki swore she'd never stoop to that level for a boy. "Where did you get that rabbit Akane?"

"Ranma and I found him being picked on by some little boys. Look what they did to poor B-Chan" Akane held B-chan up so her sisters could see the silver crescent on its forehead.

"Oh my. That's very cruel." Kasumi frowned how could they do that to the poor rabbit?

"Speaking of Ranma, where is she? Father and his old man are on the roof sparring, but I haven't seen Ranma since dinner."

"She's gone to bed already. Poor Ranma, she must have been having a hard time dealing with her curse as it was, and now she has to borrow our clothes." As much as she felt sorry for what Ranma was going through it just wouldn't be proper for her to wear the same gi day in and day out just to be a guy.

Curse, Sailor Moon had a curse? What kind of curse did she have? Could he take advantage of it? Artimis frown. He had made it so Akane didn't remember being knocked out and two of his own personal rabimon had kept her from being discovered why he and Ranma were dealing with Ancanous' servant. However upon waking up Akane would barely let go of him. Things were going well but not exactly as planned.

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Complaint department:

One thing that was probably obvious, but I want to make perfectly clear, is when Ranma becomes Sailor Moon he looks just like Usagi normally does in the manga.