Mizu: I'm back~! It feels so great to be working on this story once again! College is being a bugger…Being a freshman three hours away from home isn't that great either but still…Anyway, I do have one warning for the male readers. I was in a VERY bad mood cause there were a lot of guys around me that were ticking me off. And the only reason that I didn't take it out was cause I found it funny, in a very sick and twisted way. Also, I could honestly see Komui do something like I had him do.

Disclaimer: I don't own -Man. If I did, I would have marketed the Whack-A-Noah or Whack-A-Leverrier game already.


A Fragmented Heart

Story Number Two: When Scientists attack #1


"He what!" Bak shouted into the phone, one early morning, "When did this happen!"

"What's going on?" Fou asked as she walked into the Asian Branch's main office.

"That little bastard," Bak growled as his face broke out in hives, "Yes. I'll be there soon. Don't start until I get there."

With that, the blonde scientist slammed the phone back down on the receiver, "Damn you, Allen Walker! I could sit on my hands for your date 'cause you were dying but not this!"

"Walker?" Fou blinked, "What's going on now?"

"He proposed to Lenalee!" Bak cried, pulling a suitcase out of nowhere.

"And you're packing why?" Fou asked as she watched the strange man start throwing random tools into the suitcase, "You can just come back through the gate whenever you need to. It hasn't stopped you before after all."

"I'm going to the Main Branch to help Komui," Bak smirked, "We're going to make sure to get Allen to call it off."

"Whatever," Fou shrugged, "So when's the wedding supposed to be anyway?"

"Valentine's day," Bak growled as he stomped out of the office.


"Welcome Bak~!" Komui greeted as the blonde stepped through the gate, "So happy that you managed to come!"

"Any time, Komui. Anytime," Bak beamed.

"Hey Chief, what's Bak doing here?" Reever asked as he handed a large stack of papers over to Johnny.

"Why, he's here to help me on some projects I've been meaning to get around to," Komui smirked as he guided the blonde to his secret work shop.

"Wait! We've got to help plan Allen and Lenalee's wedding!" Johnny exclaimed, wobbling a little as Reever placed even more papers on his stack.

"Oh don't you worry about that," Komui laughed darkly, "We will be."


"Allen~!" Lavi beamed as he knocked on his little brother's door, "How does it feel to be engaged?"

No response.

"Allen?" Lavi blinked, slowly opening the door.

The redhead slowly entered the dark room. His single emerald eye scanned the room for any speck of white. It located the missing boy asleep at his desk, several sheets of paper crumbled up and tossed randomly around. Lavi raised an eyebrow as he picked up one of the said pieces of paper.

Possible Komui evasion plans:

1. Ask for long missions

2. Avoid areas where scientists hang out

3. Stay out of sight during the day

4. Find several rooms that can be used as safe houses.

5. Use the Ark to hide.

Lavi found himself chuckling at the poor boy's predicament. He hadn't thought about it before but the white haired teen had every right to be afraid. The crazed scientist had to have been fuming right now. Why wouldn't he be? After all, he was known for his insane sister complex. He never let any other man near Lenalee other than the few lucky finders and all of the exorcists. That was mainly because he didn't want to lose his precious sister. And to achieve that, he would be willing to do anything to keep her "pure".

"Allen?" Lavi whispered, shaking the younger male awake.

"Huh?" Allen groggily sounded, slowly waking up.

"Don't worry about Komui," Lavi smirked, patting the boy on his back.

"Wha?" Allen blinked as the redhead walked out of his room.


"Perfect~!" Komui beamed as he and Bak took a step back from their literal drawing board.

"I agree," Bak chuckled darkly, "There is no way that Walker will want to go through with this after this Komurin gets ahold of him."

"And," Komui smirked, "we can always use it on any one else that tries to get close to Lenalee~!"

The two scientists shook hands as they looked over their plan again. In their minds it was truly genius. It would protect the lovely Lenalee from all of the rest of the male population of the Order. Of course, all of the men would find this plan to be the cruelest thing Komui could ever do…


Attack One: Destroy the octopus named Allen Walker. (WARNING! The following content might not be comfortable to read about especially if you are a dude!)


"Why do you call him an octopus anyways?" Bak asked as they searched the Order's halls.

"He's slimy, crafty, and always manages to slip away from me even if he has to use a distraction or lose a limb," Komui growled, glaring at everyone in the hallway.

"Ah," Bak nodded, "But do we really need to take Sir Komurin the Millionth with us? I mean, he can barely fit in the hallways."

"Yes," Komui beamed, "That way we can execute the plan as soon as we find the sinister octopus."

'Again with the octopus,' Bak thought, spotting something white in the cafeteria.

"There he is!" Bak shouted, racing into the room.

"Allen Walker!" Komui roared.

Everybody stopped whatever they were doing. For a split second, the only sound that came from that room was food hitting the plates. After the initial shock passed, a loud roar of screams flew out of the room. Finders and scientists a like fled the room as fast as possible. The exorcists, however, stood their ground. The targeted exorcist actually tried to flee with the rest but his soon-to-be wife held him back.

"Allen, you octopus fiend! Time to pay for you crimes of corrupting my precious sister!" Komui shouted, laughing maniacally.

"Nii-san," Lenalee growled.

"This for you, Lenalee!" Komui screamed, "Sir Komurin the Millionth, attack!"

Allen tried yet again to run away while the robot quickly advance on him. Just before Komurin could grab hold of him, though, one poor brave finder jumped in front of the machine. The robot grabbed hold of the finder and quickly dragged him into its middle compartment. Everyone watched in silence as the robot stood still. Komui sighed in defeat. All the rest of the men's hair stood up on the back of their necks. Something wasn't right…

Suddenly, there was a blood curdling scream that came from the robot. Everyone tensed up. Slowly, the robot released the finder, who was now only in his boxers and out cold. Allen paled.

"Wh-wha-what the hell did that thing do to him!" Lavi demanded, just as freaked out as Allen.

"Duh, it threatened to castrate him," Komui said as if it was obvious. (Key word there: THREATENED. Did not do it!)

"What!" every single male screamed in unison.

"What?" Komui said innocently, "It's not like I built a robot to actually do that action. I just wanted to scare the stupid octopus people from ever going near my precious Lenalee. It won't actually harm anyone."

Allen slowly stood up and activated his innocence. Quickly drawing his sword, the white-haired exorcist chopped the robot in half. Not a second after he cut the robot apart, Kanda and Lavi joined in. Together, the three men left nothing of the robot in existence. Slowly, as all the men cheered him on, the originally targeted man turned to face Komui.

"Komui…" Allen growled, glaring darkly at the scientist.

"H-He's gone black!" Komui screamed.

"Black?" Bak asked, "You mean he's mad?"

"Y-You don't know?" Komui stuttered, "Allen's bipolar!"

"…what?" Bak asked incrediously as Allen slowly walked up to the two scientists.

"He has two sides! The normal, very polite Allen that we all know and love and his black half!" Komui quickly explained, scurrying back several steps.

"If that's the case, I've only seen one half," Bak sighed.

Allen stopped a few feet away from the two scientists. Komui tried to make a run for it upon spotting dark look in the boy's eyes. Before anyone could blink, Allen had used his Clown Belt to catch the fleeing scientist. Bak watched in shock as the normally polite British teen brought the crazed man towards him. His shock only increased when he too was captured by the same white cloak. Gulping, Bak finally understood why Komui was so afraid.

Allen smirked darkly at the two scientist, "This act against not only me but all men here at the Order is unforgivable, you do know that right?"

The two slowly nodded.

"What should we do to make sure you'll never try to do this again?" Allen pondered, before his face darkened even more, "I know. Let's get rid of everything that could ever be used to create any sort of weapon against me or anyone else~!"

"W-Wait!" Komui cried as Allen stalked off towards the science wing, followed by countless cheering men, "No!"

Lavi helped the poor victimized finder up, "Are you alright?"

The finder nodded, body still shaking, "H-He didn't do anything. He just…"

"I don't wanna know!" Lavi shouted.

"L-Let's just say that it was more terrifying than the thought of facing four Level fours at one time," the finder admitted.


(Okay, it's over. You can begin reading again.)

Attack two: Poison the Octopus known as Allen Walker.


The Next Day…

"Haha! They may have taken away all my equipment and materials but I still have t he advantage!" Komui cackled.

"What are you talking about?" Bak growled, "We have nothing left to stop Allen from marrying Lenalee!"

"Ah, but we do," Komui smirked darkly, "We have the greatest biological weapon known to man on our side!"

"Wh-What in the world is that!" Bak stuttered.

Komui chuckled darkly, "Allen's one and only weakness."


"Hey, Allen!" Lavi beamed, sitting across from the new couple.

"Hey Lavi," Allen greeted, pushing some broccoli off of his plate.

"Eh?" Lavi blinked, "H-Hey, Allen? How come your not eating everything in sight?"

"Huh?" Allen sounded, not really paying attention.

"That broccoli," Lavi pointed out.

"Oh, uh…I just really don't like raw broccoli," Allen laughed.

"Now that you mention it, Lavi, I don't think I've ever seen you eat broccoli, Allen," Lenalee thought aloud.

"What?" Lavi gasped.

"I-I just said that I don't like it!" Allen quickly said.

"That's why you're so small!" Lavi laughed, "You don't eat all of your vegetables!"

"That's not it at all!" Allen shouted, face suddenly flushed.

"Tsk, Tsk, Tsk," Komui sounded from behind Allen, "That's not good at all, Allen. You'll never fully recover if you don't eat all of your greens."

"K-Komui," Allen said nervously.

Suddenly, Allen found himself being held down by Bak while Komui hovered over him with a large plate of broccoli. Upon seeing the dreaded vegetable, the white-haired teen tried with all his might to flee (without hurting Bak).

"Nii-san? What are you doing?" Lenalee asked, oblivious.

Komui just chuckled darkly as he pried open Allen's mouth. Just as the boy realized that his only way out would be to use force, the crazed scientist stuffed his mouth full of broccoli. Quickly covering the exorcist's mouth, Komui ensured that Allen would be forced to swallow. With tears welling up in his eyes, the cursed teen swallowed the dreaded substance.

"There, that wasn't so hard, was it?" Komui smirked as Bak let the boy up.

"D-Damn you, Komui," Allen cursed, weakly clinging to the table before looking around the room, "T-Timcampy. G-Get over…here."

Before the golden golem could even start over, Allen suddenly collapsed to the ground.

His already porcelain like complexion paled even further. His hands flew to his throat. Gasping for breath, Allen's face suddenly broke out in hives. The white-haired teen's body trembled as his breaths became quick and raspy.

"Allen!" Lavi and Lenalee screamed as Timcampy rushed over.

'Damn! Pass out already!' Komui thought as he tried to keep Timcampy away from Allen.

The golden orb opened its mouth to reveal a very long needle. Lavi looked at it for a minute before realizing what was going on.

"Holy crap!" Lavi cursed, quickly taking the needle from Timcampy, "Allen's allergic to broccoli!"

"What!" Lenalee gasped, as Lavi kneeled next to her beloved.

The redhead quickly rolled up the cursed teen's right sleeve. Feeling around for the best spot, Lavi gritted his teeth as he pushed the needle into Allen's skin. As he pressed down on the plunger, he watched Allen's face closely Slowly, the boy's face began to relax and his breathing returned to normal. Letting out a sigh of relief, Lavi pulled the needle out as Timcampy handed him a Band-Aid.

"Geez," Lavi laughed weakly, "That was more excitement I care for during lunch."

"S-Sorry," Allen said weakly.

"Allen!" Lenalee cried, letting his head rest on her lap, "Are you alright?"

"Y-Yeah," Allen nodded, "J-just a little weak now. I'll be back to normal in a couple of hours."

"And the hives?" Bak asked, curiosity winning over his plots for revenge.

"B-By the end of the day," Allen chuckled weakly.

"Thank goodness," Lenalee sighed, relieved.

Allen glared at Komui, "I know that I told you when I first came here that I was highly allergic to broccoli when it's raw."

Komui flinched.

"You're the only person in the whole Order that knew that before today, Komui," Allen growled, "The only reason you knew was so that you could make me that stuff inside of the needle."

Komui gulped when he noticed Lavi and Lenalee also glaring at him.

"So tell me," Allen hissed, black half taking over, "why is it exactly that you shoved broccoli down my throat!"

"Um…" Komui said before grabbing Bak and sprinting out of the hallway, "Run away!"


Attack three: "Accidently" help the octopus named Allen Walker to break his legs.


A week later in the middle of the night…

"This time for sure!" Komui cackled as he and Bak sunk into the kitchen.

"That's what you said last time!" Bak snapped.

"I mean it this time!" Komui swore, "This time we'll get rid of him for sure!"

"Whatever," Bak sighed, "We're not trying to kill him again with allergies, though, right?"

"Oh heavens no!" Komui exclaimed, shocked, "The original attempt with Allen's allergy wasn't to kill him. It was just meant to put him back into a coma, that's all! Anyway, Allen doesn't have any other allergy…"

"So then, what are we doing in the kitchen?" Bak asked.

"Oh, you'll see, Bak Chan-chan," Komui chuckled.


The next morning…

"Ugh…" Allen groaned as he rolled off the bed, "Oof! Stupid bed…"

Growling as he sat up, Allen rubbed his eyes to clear away the sleep. He honestly didn't want to wake up but Lenalee made him promise that they'd go into town and find nice tux for him to wear at their wedding. Why they couldn't just have Johnny make his tux, Allen had no idea. Sighing, he slowly stood up and stretched. Well, no use complaining about it all, right?

Quickly getting changed, Allen decided to make a quick run down to the cafeteria before Lenalee came to drag him away. Upon stepping out of his room, Allen found something to be quite wrong…

"Why the hell is the floor covered with grease!" Allen shouted, hanging onto his door for dear life.

"Allleeenn!" Krory's voice sounded.

"Huh?" Allen blinked just before Krory barreled into him.

"I-I'm so sorry, Allen!" Krory cried as the two both now slipped down the hallway.

"Why are you apologizing?" Allen snapped before nearly face planting.

"That!" Krory shouted as he point to where the hall ended and dropped off towards Hevlaska's chambers.

"Of fucking course," Allen growled.

Just as the two of them flew off of the ledge, Allen activated his innocence. Extending his Clown Belt, the cursed exorcist managed to grab ahold of the inverted pyramid shaped elevator. He caught Krory by his hand before fellow exorcist could continue his fall to the bottom floor. The two let out a sigh of relief as they dangled from the strange elevator.

"Alright," Allen smiled, "Go ahead and climb on up."

"Th-Thank you," Krory whimpered as he quickly climbed onto the elevator.

Before Allen could respond, he felt an all too familiar sting in the back of his neck. Suddenly, his body went numb and his innocence deactivated. As he began to fall to Hevlaska's chambers, he just cursed the man responsible.

'Damn you Komui,' he thought.


Hiding in a nearby hall twenty minutes later…

"So you just carry those dart around with you at all times?" Bak asked.

"Of course!" Komui laughed, "And now Allen won't be able to marry Lenalee because he'll be in the hospital again!"

"Komui!" Allen's voice literally roared behind them.

The two scientists nervously turned around. Behind them was a soaking wet Allen Walker followed by several finders and scientists in robes, also soaking wet. Standing next to Allen was a drenched Ryan and a perfectly dry Jeniya. Krory also stood in with the mix with his innocence activated.

"H-How did you," Komui stuttered.

"Jeniya happened to be heading to the bathhouses when she saw me falling," Allen growled.

"So she used her innocence to take all the water from the bathhouses and catch him," Reever added, glaring down the other two scientists.

"Ooooh…" Komui nervously chuckled, before grabbing Bak and sprinting down the hall, "More running away!"

"Get him!" the entire group shouted, chasing after them (robes and all! XD)


The day of Allen and Lenalee's wedding…

"If anyone has any reason why these two should not be wed, speak now or forever hold your peace," the priest said.

Everyone turned to glare at Komui and Bak who were tied to the bench and gagged. Of course, Komui was struggling mightily to get free. Not that it matter. Kanda stood at the ready with the command to slice the scientist open should he try anything to ruin the wedding. With those precautions for disaster set, no other attempts on Allen's life were made…

That is until about two weeks later when Lenalee found out that she was pregnant. The all hell broke loose once again.


Mizu: I did it!

Allen: Yeah, you nearly had me c*Lavi quickly covers Allen's mouth*

Lavi: Shhh! Don't say that word! That poor finder's been traumatized for life now!

Mizu: I am sorry about that. I was out of ideas when I started this story and when I was brainstorming ideas, a bunch of guys came up to me and started being really, REALLY rude. So instead of expressing it elsewhere, I kind of took it out on the story…But come on! Can't you see Komui actually build a robot like that!

Allen and Lavi: Yeah…

Mizu: Anyway, remember I love all reviews and such but…Look, I am sorry about that whole scene. Ciao for now!