Kakashi stumbled out of his door that morning, hung-over. Wearing his sunglasses he decided to drive to school that day, though he lived pretty close to drive the clamour and heat of the bus would surely throw him into a vomiting fit. He decided to keep the radio off this morning; he popped two Advil and got on the road. Driving past the busy streets he could see a bunch of students walking to school, eager young brats ready to throw him into a rage.
Usually he was able to read students really well; they were all pretty immature and never had much on their mind, except one. Haruno; the weird pink haired girl who kept skipping his class for some reason, he just could not read her. Couldn't tell what her motives were, usually all his students were scared of him, not her; she never passed up the opportunity to challenge him. And this would mark the fifth consecutive day she missed his class, well, seems like some explaining is due on her part. A detention would be appropriate to sort all this out. As Kakashi pulled into the parking lot he saw her, she is quite hard to miss, having a smoke out in the front of the school with some blond girl. The blond one was waving her arms about like some sort of spectacle. Kakashi walked to the front of the school and took out a cigarette, far from the girls. If he just walked a little bit closer he would be able to hear what they were saying. Casually he walked to sakura.
"Miss Haruno, do you have a lighter by any chance." Sakura fumbled around her bag and pulled out a plain white lighter. She handed it to him, as he lit his smoke she started talking.
"Mr. Hatake I told you to call me sakura." She took the lighter form his extended hand, her hand brushed against his, it was cold surprisingly.
"Miss Haruno I don't think that would be appropriate seeing I've only met you once before. Since you keep deciding to skip my class, until I feel like I've gotten to know you better I will call you Miss Haruno" Kakashi walked away, closer this time to where the girls were standing
"You're welcome!" sakura yelled after him, Kakashi just waved his hand.
This time, standing close to the girls Kakashi could hear what they were saying.
"Yeah! His dick was so small! Honestly what was I supposed to do! It looked like a string bean! I don't eat string beans! What makes you think I would put that in my mouth…" the blond one kept going on like that until Sakura interrupted her.
Kakashi tisked. Is this all that teenage girls had on their mind now a days?
"And honestly how many times do I have to tell you people! You can't just prance into the gyno's office! YOU. HAVE. TO. MAKE. AN. APPOINTMENT!"
"INO! Man, your being a vulgar baboon! For Christ's sake. But that's why I love you, you retard. Now I'm done here, let's go to class no?" sakura had some balls, she threw her butt on the floor and stepped on it, they both walked into the school.
"Damn teenage girls, what an odd species" Kakashi stepped his butt out and walked into the school to his first period class
This was not going well for his hangover, the class seemed louder than normal, and a pencil on paper seems louder than normal. He was about to yell at them all to shut up before the bell rang. One student threw his hand up right at the bell
"But Mr. Hatake, you did tell us how babies are born!" the student whined, what a retard.
"Tomorrow, class I'll tell you tomorrow, now go to lunch"
Kakashi went outside to the front of the school for his lunch, took his pack out of his suit pocket and lit his smoke, he felt a tap on his shoulder and turned around to see what it was, nothing, he looked to the other side to see sakura, a huge grin on her face.
"Gotcha!" she giggled to herself. She got her own pack out of her pocket and proceeded to light it.
"Sir, as a general science teacher you must know the health detriments smoking comes with." Her speech was muffled by the cigarette in her hypocritical mouth, her pink lips fit around it so perfectly.
"Miss Haruno I am not a "general science teacher" I am I biology teacher, specifically human biology, you ought to know that, you signed up for this class, and hasn't your mother ever told you not to talk with your mouth full?" another drag, inhale exhale.
"sure, sure whatever, do you wanna' hear something cool?" what is this girl doing Kakashi thought to himself.
He cocked an eyebrow at her, though it just made him looked surprised because the other eyebrow was covered.
"I think we smoke the same brand" she took out a package of Benson hedges gold.
"Well what a fancy coincidence, it's nice to know 29 year old smokes the same brand at a 17 year old. Makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside" Kakashi faked a smile
"Yours must be laced with something…" she giggled again.
"Miss Haruno may I ask what you're doing right now, making conversation, I'm sure you have friends" she looked a bit offended.
"Of Corse I have friend's geezer! I'm trying to get to know you, so you will stop calling me by my last name, frankly its freaking me out" she gave an odd shiver.
"miss Haruno when you start coming to my class then I'll start calling you "sakura" until then, you'll have to endure. It's not that bad; doesn't it make you feel older?"
"I don't want to feel older Mr. Hatake "she pouted.
Kakashi chuckled at her face "well, don't worry pinkie it's not helping much" he stepped out his butt and walked back into the school.
"Mr. Hatake you really are a prick!" sakura fumed
"See you in class Ms. Haruno, don't be late." Kakashi walked into the school. Avoiding all other teachers and went straight into his biology room. Kakashi paced from the front of the room to the back, what was going on. He enjoyed her company a bit too much. Get a hold of youself, man, she's only 17. No, these feelings meant nothing to him; just a symptom from the hang over, a little stomach trouble is all. As Kakashi's class started to dwindle in he started to get a hold of himself. , he wouldn't be alone with her, he would be fine.
The bell rang, everyone that was coming had sat down including sakura and her, Kakashi could only presume to be boyfriend.
"okay everybody, today is a free day, I'll call you up one at a time and you'll hand in your homework to the front and then you guys can just study the next chapter in the text book" Kakashi got out his mark book and started to call each person one by one.
"Naruto, come up here" Kakashi couldn't help but stare at sakura, the way the fan made her hair move across her face, he slender hand pushing it out of her eyes, her furrowed brow as she read something she clearly didn't understand. Her lips were in a pout with a pencil in them, he couldn't help but imagine replacing the pencil with his-
"Mr. Hatake!" Naruto waved his hand in front of his face.
Kakashi snapped back into reality "oh, um yes Naruto, just place your homework here" Naruto did as he was told, and Kakashi called sakura over and started straighten the papers out; when she arrived he leaned into his desk to hide a certain ailment that most men have a problem with. Sakura gave him an odd look.
"Mr. Hatake, I didn't do my homework" sakura said with a small grin, a "what are you going to do about it" look on her face.
"Oh, that's just fine, go sit down." She walked away smugly.
"Oh and sakura-"
"Hey! You called me sakura!" Sakura's faced beamed with a look of gratification, as if she won.
"Yes, sakura, you have detention, after school, be here 3: 15 sharp. You'll stay until you get your homework done" sakura face changed from happy to infuriated.
"Whatever" she hissed and sat back at her seat.
There were two things Kakashi hated about school, ever since he was a kid at school himself.
Students that cause more of a fuss than necessary
Erections.
Today Kakashi suffered from both.
After school had come faster than he expected. Kakashi went to the bathroom before his detention session with a firecracker.
Kakashi looked in the mirror and saw his face looked a bit paler than normal, he splashed some cold water on it, his hair looked normal, sloppy, and he had more than a 5 o'clock shadow, more like a midnight shadow. His beard was starting to grow back in. he lifted his eye patch off his face and rested it on his forehead, grabbed some paper towel and put cold water on it, then pressed it into his eye.
Kakashi walked back to his class to see sakura fuming.
"3:15, huh! Would you please tell me what time it is!"
"3:20, honestly, five minutes, calm down wild cat, calm down" Kakashi took out his key and opened the door.
"Sakura, if you don't mind pull up a chair here" Kakashi sat down at his respective seat.
"Sakura, I'm just confused. Why don't you come to class, why don't you do your homework, don't you want to pass this?" Kakashi gave her a genuine look of concern.
"Mr. Hatake, I just don't know, honestly, I want to do well but there's something stopping me…"
Kakashi felt like he was going somewhere with this conversation, maybe he would be able to get through to her this time.
"Sakura what is it? What can I do to make you take this class seriously?" Kakashi leaned in eagerly
Sakura leaned into him; she was very close, close enough to smell the smoke on his clothes and his breath, she stared deep into his eye, a stare that lasted a few milliseconds too long, she blushed and sat back in her chair. Kakashi's heart was beating so fast he was sure she could hear it, she was still blushing,
"Well?"
"I can't take this class seriously because you're an asshole" she said this looking to the side, pouting.
"Excuse me? Did you just call me an asshole?" Kakashi was a bit angry at this point.
"Yeah I did. You've been an asshole to me the first day I dropped in this class! All you do is make fun of me, why would I come, I don't feel like you like me at all…"
"oh man, sakura I'm very sorry if I've made you feel that way, on the contrary form what little I know of you I like you very much, i-" Kakashi leaned in and touched her hand, but drew it back when he realized what he did, it was so soft and warm, unlike his own, always cold hands. He cleared his thought, feeling he got a bit too personal.
"What pages do I have to do, Mr. Hatake?" sakura smiled.
"uhm, let me write them down for you." Kakashi scribbled and few pages on a piece of paper and handed them to sakura. "You can go sit at your desk if you need more room, sakura"
Sakura took the pages form him, "no, I think I'll stay here in case I need some more help" sakura crossed her leg under the desk brushing against his, "oh, sorry Mr. Hatake" she blushed a little bit.
Yes, there were only two things he hated about school, students that made too much off a fuss and erections, especially when both were caused by the same person. This was going to be a long gruelling year.
