"What did I do to him?" Tavi asked with fear in her eyes.
"You electrocuted him" He answered blatantly.
"HOW?!"
"For an Altmer you're not that wise, you used magic or do you two not know what magic is as well?"
The silence was unbearable. After a few moments of silence of Tavi just looking at that 'Ti'look' she started to hyperventilate badly. I grabbed her hoping that my presence will calm her down a little. She started to hyperventilate and sob into my shoulder. I hugged even tighter, no way was I going to let her go. With curious eyes that elf guy spoke.
"An Altmer and a nord together? tell me, are you two wed?" How is he talking like nothing happened!?
"Uh kind of, is that a problem?" I said giving him an intimidating glare.
"No problem it's just that considering the tension between the nords and the high elves of the Aldemer Dominion I'm just surprised is all."
"What's that?" I asked still clutching Tavi who was breathing calmly again.
"The Aldemer Dominion is a group of radical* elves that believe that humans should be eradicated and that all mer should rule Tamriel rather than men... you're not from Tamriel are you?"
Tavi let go of me and faced the man "How in equestria can that become easier?" Tears started to well in her eyes.
"Because at least half of skyrim wants to see the both of you either dead or in chains, and I don't need to explain why as show by these scum" He said directing his daggers to the dead bandits before us.
"Where are we going to go?" I heard myself say realizing were at the mercy of a psycho.
"You have two options, either head to Falkreath and live a nice and calm life, or follow the path to where you want to go." He said before starting to walk off.
"Wait where are you going?" Tavi exclaimed
"Home" He said.
I stepped in front of him "You can't just leave us out here to fend for ourselves!" I barked at him.
"I can and I will, or how about this? if you two can knock me off my feet I will take you wherever in skyrim you want to go but if I knock down the both of you I leave you here" His face was right in front of mine.
"Deal!" I exclaimed.
Tavi pushed him away and looked at me. "Vinyl what are you doing?" She was surprised by how serious I was acting.
"Three" He spoke ominously.
"I'm trying to keep us alive" I said.
"Two."
"By killing us both?"
"One."
Tavi turned around and when she did he shouted so loud my bass set would cry!
"TIID KLO UL" Just as quickly as he spoke he was already behind Tavi. I tried to reach for her but he moved so quickly in front of my eyes. He elbowed her in the back sending her falling. Then he was right in front of me, and Tavi was still falling! He got close enough to a point where he could see my eyes through my shades and moment he did he recoiled back. He started to move normally again and I heard him exclaim something "VAMPIRE!" Wait what?
He pulled out his daggers and charged for me. Before I even knew what happened I felt the two dagger pressed against me. One was against my throat the other on my stomach line. The cold steel was hard against my skin, then a thought came to mind. If he thought I was a vampire then he would kill Tavi also! I was terrified beyond any measurable scale, and this was coming from a mare who most ponies thought could stare down a manticore!
I felt a cold tear move across my face and then I heard something.
"WAIT!" It was Tavi! He turned his head to see Tavi who was slowly getting up "Dont do it" She pleaded
"This woman is a vampire! she must die, watch." He pulled off my shades to reveal my megneta eyes and when they hit the cobblestone they cracked.
"She is not a vampire, that is her natural eye color" Tavi said with more tears in her eyes.
"Yes and Mehrunes Dagon is my mother!" He retorted.
"It's true look at her teeth!" She said to the crazy maniac.
He forcefully opened my mouth and was surprised to see that I didn't have a single extended canine like all vampires. His face lightened and he released the daggers and sheathed them and he began to apologize. Not seeing any other opportunity I put both my hands on his head and pushed down. He fell to the ground due to the sudden pressure. "Why did you do that?" He said brushing the dust off him.
"That was the deal wasnt it? one of us knock you down and you take us where we need to go" I said feeling like a queen.
He grunted and slowly got up "Fine where to?"
"It would be best if we go somewhere that can explain how we came to be here" Tavi said coming back to my side.
"Well I still don't know how you got here so please explain" He grunted out losing patience and pride by the fact he just lost a fight to two feeble looking woman who had no idea where in the universe they were in.
radical* used in the sense of very extreme
