7:30 – Conference Room

Mario: People, people, please! I know that you're excited for the fundraiser, but calm down okay?

All members: …

Mario: You know you can show just a little bit of enthusiasm?

Link: (yawns)

Mario: (points at Link) See, there? There, everyone follow Link's enthusiasm!

All members: (half-heartedly yawn)

Mario: (smiles)

7:59 – Mario's Office

Mario: (looks at watch and smiles)

Pit: (walks in) Boss…we have a problem…

Mario: How so?

Pit: Well, Zelda and Link went out on a date and Ness and Lucas had a science project to do. Snake is dead asleep. Peach has a nail polish convention she has to contend. And I am going to Cali! WOO! YEAH! (walks out of office)

Mario: Wait, wait!

Pit: (walks back) You're cutting into my bikini time…

Mario: What do you expect me to do? Hire kids?

8:21 – Outside of Taco Bell

Mario: Yes, Franklin?

Franklin: Marie hit me!

Mario: (crouches down) Now, Franklin, you know what happens when you tattle tale?

Franklin: I have to put a dollar in the tattle jar.

Mario: Good boy! Or else you'll end up like me…Fat and broke…With no workers to love…(begins to cry)

Franklin: Crybaby!

Mario: (Gives middle finger to kid) Go to hell!

Franklin: (runs away crying) Yeah! Yeah, who's crying now!

Kids: (stare at him)

Mario: Back to work! Sell those trinkets! (Continues to cry)

8:48 – Casa Del Fansay

Link: Mm…(wipes face) This is really good pasta…

Zelda: I know! This is just…(takes another bite)…fantastic…

Link: Plus we have a wonderful view! (Looks out window to see Mario yelling at kids)

Zelda: (Looks at Mario) Can you pass me the salt?

Link: Sure…

9:12 – California Beach

Pit: And so I said, that's not my staff!

Hot bikini women: (start laughing)

Fransica: Oh, Pit! You're hilarious!

Pit: I know…I know…But you're more beautiful…(begins tongue kissing Fransica)

Rebecca: What about me, Pit?

Pit: I can't forget about you…(begins tongue kissing when phone rings) Sorry, I gotta take this…(Walks into bathroom) Hello?

Mario: Help me Pit…

Pit: With what?

Mario: These kids are driving me insane! Sally tried to kick down my lemonade stand, Franklin called me a crybaby, Tommy tried to steal an action figure, Timothy-

Pit: Hold on, let me stop you there…I have two incredibly hot women in the next room, and you're telling me to help you to sell trinkets?

Mario: Well…uh…

Pit: Gotta go…(walks out of bathroom) Now where were we?

9:15 – Outside of Taco Bell

Mario: Pit? Pit, ya there, buddy? (hangs up phone) Damn it…

Timothy: Ooh, you said a bad word!

Mario: Timothy!

Timothy: Alright…(puts dollar in tattle jar)

Mario: Good boy, now sell those trinkets…

9:32 – Outside of Casa Del Fansay

Zelda: (Holding hands with Link) That was good, I mean, delicious!

Link: Yeah, it was…

Mario: Zelda! Link! Help me!

Link: Good morning Mr. Mario (waves and continues walking to car)

Mario: Wait, don't leave me here!

Link: (holds door for Zelda)

Zelda: Thank you!

Mario: Please! I'm begging you!

Link: (begins to drive off, but Mario jumps onto car)

Mario: TAKE ME WITH YOU!

Link: Should I do it?

Zelda: (nods)

Link: (Swerves car and Mario falls on concrete)

Mario: Ow…

Link: (looks at Zelda) Know of any good movies?

Zelda: Uh, I heard Blue Lightning was good.

Link: Or maybe we could see Call of the Wild

Zelda: (makes cat noise)

10:30 – Outside of Taco Bell

Mario: Finally, this sale is over! And we earned…(counts money) forty-seven dollars…Good work everyone…

Kids: (start clapping)

Mario: Now, you're parents should be here soon, so…yeah…(walks to car and drives off)

Kids: (Sit down and play until parents get there)

11:42 – Mario's Office

Mario: (sitting down, on computer)

Pit: (walks through door) So, how was the sale?

Mario: We got forty-seven dollars…

Pit: Wow, that's more than I would've expected. Good job Mr. Mario

Mario: Thanks…thanks…

Pit: Well, I'm gonna do my job now…

Mario: Wait!

Pit: (Walks back in and puts arm on doorframe) Yes sir?

Mario: What do you do here anyway?

Pit: I'm the tech guy.

Mario: Okay, then, shoo-shoo!

12:00 – Smash Theatres

Link: Alright, my lass, pick a movie, and I'll pay.

Zelda: Doesn't matter, we won't see much of it anyway…

Link: Ooh…

Zelda: Yeah, so let's pick a terrible movie…uh…

Link: I got this…Two tickets to "Fast and Furious Five"

Ticket guy: That'll be twelve dollars then.

Link: (gives money and walks into theatre, holding Zelda's hand)

12:11 – Theatre 4

Lucas: (Looks at Link and Zelda making out) We've got two in theatre four, write that down!

Ness: (jots notes down on notepad)

Lucas: Dude, this is the best idea ever?

Ness: What? Making a science project to show how the more people make out the worse the movie to give to our bitch of a teacher while also making an excuse to a blatant yard sale our boss is making us do?

Lucas: Ah…America…The land of the free and the home of the perverts…

Ness: Amen…

Lucas: By the way, how did you get out of the hospital so quickly?

Ness: Well, let's just say…I was bandaged expressively.

Fox: YEAH!

Ness: Dude…

Fox: Sorry, I just love F&F

Ness and Lucas: (Yell at Fox for how terrible of a movie F&F5 was)