7:30 – Conference Room
Mario: People, people, please! I know that you're excited for the fundraiser, but calm down okay?
All members: …
Mario: You know you can show just a little bit of enthusiasm?
Link: (yawns)
Mario: (points at Link) See, there? There, everyone follow Link's enthusiasm!
All members: (half-heartedly yawn)
Mario: (smiles)
7:59 – Mario's Office
Mario: (looks at watch and smiles)
Pit: (walks in) Boss…we have a problem…
Mario: How so?
Pit: Well, Zelda and Link went out on a date and Ness and Lucas had a science project to do. Snake is dead asleep. Peach has a nail polish convention she has to contend. And I am going to Cali! WOO! YEAH! (walks out of office)
Mario: Wait, wait!
Pit: (walks back) You're cutting into my bikini time…
Mario: What do you expect me to do? Hire kids?
8:21 – Outside of Taco Bell
Mario: Yes, Franklin?
Franklin: Marie hit me!
Mario: (crouches down) Now, Franklin, you know what happens when you tattle tale?
Franklin: I have to put a dollar in the tattle jar.
Mario: Good boy! Or else you'll end up like me…Fat and broke…With no workers to love…(begins to cry)
Franklin: Crybaby!
Mario: (Gives middle finger to kid) Go to hell!
Franklin: (runs away crying) Yeah! Yeah, who's crying now!
Kids: (stare at him)
Mario: Back to work! Sell those trinkets! (Continues to cry)
8:48 – Casa Del Fansay
Link: Mm…(wipes face) This is really good pasta…
Zelda: I know! This is just…(takes another bite)…fantastic…
Link: Plus we have a wonderful view! (Looks out window to see Mario yelling at kids)
Zelda: (Looks at Mario) Can you pass me the salt?
Link: Sure…
9:12 – California Beach
Pit: And so I said, that's not my staff!
Hot bikini women: (start laughing)
Fransica: Oh, Pit! You're hilarious!
Pit: I know…I know…But you're more beautiful…(begins tongue kissing Fransica)
Rebecca: What about me, Pit?
Pit: I can't forget about you…(begins tongue kissing when phone rings) Sorry, I gotta take this…(Walks into bathroom) Hello?
Mario: Help me Pit…
Pit: With what?
Mario: These kids are driving me insane! Sally tried to kick down my lemonade stand, Franklin called me a crybaby, Tommy tried to steal an action figure, Timothy-
Pit: Hold on, let me stop you there…I have two incredibly hot women in the next room, and you're telling me to help you to sell trinkets?
Mario: Well…uh…
Pit: Gotta go…(walks out of bathroom) Now where were we?
9:15 – Outside of Taco Bell
Mario: Pit? Pit, ya there, buddy? (hangs up phone) Damn it…
Timothy: Ooh, you said a bad word!
Mario: Timothy!
Timothy: Alright…(puts dollar in tattle jar)
Mario: Good boy, now sell those trinkets…
9:32 – Outside of Casa Del Fansay
Zelda: (Holding hands with Link) That was good, I mean, delicious!
Link: Yeah, it was…
Mario: Zelda! Link! Help me!
Link: Good morning Mr. Mario (waves and continues walking to car)
Mario: Wait, don't leave me here!
Link: (holds door for Zelda)
Zelda: Thank you!
Mario: Please! I'm begging you!
Link: (begins to drive off, but Mario jumps onto car)
Mario: TAKE ME WITH YOU!
Link: Should I do it?
Zelda: (nods)
Link: (Swerves car and Mario falls on concrete)
Mario: Ow…
Link: (looks at Zelda) Know of any good movies?
Zelda: Uh, I heard Blue Lightning was good.
Link: Or maybe we could see Call of the Wild
Zelda: (makes cat noise)
10:30 – Outside of Taco Bell
Mario: Finally, this sale is over! And we earned…(counts money) forty-seven dollars…Good work everyone…
Kids: (start clapping)
Mario: Now, you're parents should be here soon, so…yeah…(walks to car and drives off)
Kids: (Sit down and play until parents get there)
11:42 – Mario's Office
Mario: (sitting down, on computer)
Pit: (walks through door) So, how was the sale?
Mario: We got forty-seven dollars…
Pit: Wow, that's more than I would've expected. Good job Mr. Mario
Mario: Thanks…thanks…
Pit: Well, I'm gonna do my job now…
Mario: Wait!
Pit: (Walks back in and puts arm on doorframe) Yes sir?
Mario: What do you do here anyway?
Pit: I'm the tech guy.
Mario: Okay, then, shoo-shoo!
12:00 – Smash Theatres
Link: Alright, my lass, pick a movie, and I'll pay.
Zelda: Doesn't matter, we won't see much of it anyway…
Link: Ooh…
Zelda: Yeah, so let's pick a terrible movie…uh…
Link: I got this…Two tickets to "Fast and Furious Five"
Ticket guy: That'll be twelve dollars then.
Link: (gives money and walks into theatre, holding Zelda's hand)
12:11 – Theatre 4
Lucas: (Looks at Link and Zelda making out) We've got two in theatre four, write that down!
Ness: (jots notes down on notepad)
Lucas: Dude, this is the best idea ever?
Ness: What? Making a science project to show how the more people make out the worse the movie to give to our bitch of a teacher while also making an excuse to a blatant yard sale our boss is making us do?
Lucas: Ah…America…The land of the free and the home of the perverts…
Ness: Amen…
Lucas: By the way, how did you get out of the hospital so quickly?
Ness: Well, let's just say…I was bandaged expressively.
Fox: YEAH!
Ness: Dude…
Fox: Sorry, I just love F&F
Ness and Lucas: (Yell at Fox for how terrible of a movie F&F5 was)
