Chapter 2
Harry woke up from the pounding above him. His cousin Dudley was running down the stairs.
" WAKE UP CUZ WE GOING TO THE ZOO!"
" Aight Aight don't wet your pants!" Harry mumbled.
Just as Harry walked out of the cupboard under the stairs Dudley came running by(suprisingly running..DUDLEY?) and pushed Harry back into the cupboard.
" And now I'm in this darkest closet trying to figure out just how I'm gonna get my crazy ass up out this house" Harry recited from his favorite song "Trapped in the Closet" by R. Kelly...somehow he knew how he felt.
Harry got out of the closet and made his way to the kitchen.
" Make breakfast and try not to burn anythang." Aunt Petunia snarled as he went by.
" Fo sho Master P."
" Bring me my coffee foo'!"
" Aight' Puff Daddy."
Harry handed Uncle Vernon his coffee and then went back to cooking while Aunt Petunia smiled at her darling little son whose birthday happen to be that day.
" How many prez I get this yur pops?"
" 36 countin'em myself.."
" 36 BUT LAST YUR I GOT 37!"
" Well..some of them are bigger this yur.."
" I DON"T CARE HOW BIG THEY ARE FOO'!"
" Don't worry pinkypoo we'll get you some mo on the way home...how does that sound?" Aunt Petunia reassured Dudley.
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Harry followed his uncle,aunt, and cuz to the car, but just as he was about to get in Uncle Vernon pulled him back.
" Aight' playa I ain't won't no funny biz aight'? One funny thing and you wish you neva been born fo sho!"
Harry nodded and got into the car.
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" Make it move pops!"
Uncle Vernon knocked on the glass. " Move hater!"
Dudley knocked even louder. " MOVE!"
" He's asleep so chill homies." Harry remarked.
" He's toe up from the flo up he makes me want to throw up!" Dudley quoted.
Harry sat there watching the snake.
" Just ignore him he don't know nothin...he doesn't know how it feels to lie there day afta day."
Just then the snake winked at him.
" Yo dawg I'm not like that..." Harry stammered as he backed up. The snake just shook his head and gestured him to come forward.
"... Can you hur me?"
The snake nodded its head.
" Well its just I've neva talked to a snake befo..."
" Your from the hoods aren't you? Is it nice there ...do you miss your boyz from the hood?" Harry asked.
The snake motioned its head toward its sign by the glass which read bred in captivity.
" Oh yeah same goes fo me playa.. never knew my parents."
" MUM DAD LOOK ITS MOVING!" Dudley screamed as he pushed Harry to the floor.
Harry looked up and glared at Dudley. Suddenly the glass which Dudley was leaning against disappeared.
The snake slithered out of its home and looked at Harry.
" Thankssssssssss homie."
" Don't mention it playa.." Harry responded.
The snake slithered along and hissed at any kids and parents coming his way. Dudley, who had been watching the whole thing got up to get out of the cage when he felt the glass was back where it had been.
" MUMMY MUMMY!" screamed Dudley while banging on the glass.
" MY DUDDERS!" Aunt Petunia screamed.
Harry laughed at the frightened Dudley but stopped when he found Uncle Vernon glaring down at him.
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Harry being pulled from the ear by Uncle Vernon was pushed into the house after Aunt Petunia and wet, shaky Dudley were.
" Foo' what did you do?" Uncle Vernon demanded.
" I don't know..one minute the glass was thur and then the next it was gone!...IT was just like magic!"
" THERES NO SUCH THING AS MAGIC FOO"!"
With that said Uncle Vernon locked Harry back into the cupboard, and stalked off to the kitchen.
