Titan Fairy Tales

Summary: Invader Hog presents six beloved fairy tales featuring the Teen Titans.

Disclaimer: I do not own anything, just as my pet rock, he'll tell you.


Two

Jinx-erella

Featuring: Jinx, Kid Flash, Raven, Starfire, Blackfire, and Cyborg


Once Upon Another Time…

There was a kingdom called… Jump Kingdom! And there was a great prince named Kid Flash. He was handsome, witty and the fastest boy alive! He wooed every girl he saw and hit on anything with a pulse. However, he could never find true love. (enter sad "awe" here.)

Elsewhere in this kingdom, an evil stepmother was tormenting her stepdaughter, Jinx. Jinx was the daughter of a nice man who had died early in a strange fishing accident and since then, Raven, Jinx's stepmother, had treated Jinx like a servant in her own home. She made her cook, clean, and sew day in and day out. Her two stepsisters, Starfire and Blackfire also tormented the poor Jinx. She hoped that one day she would be able to get out of her terrible situation, but it looked like not-so-much.

One day an invitation came to the house, received by Jinx.

"What does the paper covered in black ink say, Jinx?" Starfire asked, looking over Jinx's shoulder.

"It is an invitation to a ball tomorrow night. The Prince is trying to find a bride before he can be crowned king," Jinx said, Blackfire squealing.

"Mother! We must go!" Starfire said, pulling on her mother's dress. Raven nodded and looked at Jinx.

"Get back to work, Jinx, and make sure everything is done before we leave."

"I can't come?" Jinx asked, confused.

"Of course you can, if you have something to wear and are done by then," Raven said, sneering at her and sipping her herbal tea.

Later that day, Jinx made it up to her room, tired from having worked all day and most of the night. She sat on her bed, knowing it would really be impossible for her to make a dress for herself and finish her work before she would be able to go to the ball. She fell asleep and the sun rose the next morning.

All day Jinx worked, sewing up her sisters' dresses and cleaning the house until it was spotless. Jinx watched her sisters go off to the ball, sighing and going out into the garden to have a good cry. Just when she sat down, however, she looked up to see a bright light. Suddenly a tall man was standing there, coughing as the smoke around him began to go away.

"Hey, Jinx! I'm here to help!" Cyborg said, smiling at her.

"Stalker," Jinx said, getting up and beginning to walk away.

"No! Jinx, I'm your Fairy Godfather, Cyborg!" he said, smiling and she looked him over.

"I don't get it, what's your angle?" Jinx asked, crossing her arms.

"No angle. I'm just here to help you. You have worked almost all of your life for your horrible stepmother and I am here to give you the chance to go to that Ball tonight. So, just sit and watch me work," he said, sitting her on the bench. She watched as he suddenly made a large floating ship appear in the yard.

"Transportation," he said, smiling and looking the ship over.

"I am going to the Ball in that thing?"

"Sorry, the car's still having some problems and a pumpkin is just weird. So hurry on up," he said, smiling and showing her the door.

"What about an outfit?" she asked, looking at her rags.

"Oh! Almost forgot. Here," he said, snapping his fingers and making a dress appear in her arms, her hair and makeup perfect.

"Awesome. See you Fairy Godfather!" she said, jumping into the ship and heading off to the Ball.

At the Ball, the ugly stepsisters were trying to woo the Prince Kid Flash and just when he was about to give up on all the girls gathered, he looked up and saw Jinx trying to fix her heel. He hurried over to her and asked her to dance and they fell in love. (insert "awe" here.)

However, Cyborg forgot to mention that the dress and ship would only be around until midnight, and at the stroke of midnight, just before the kiss, Jinx saw her spaceship begin to disappear and took off running. As Kid Flash chased after her, trying to stop her, she knocked him over with her awesome bad luck but lost a shoe in the process. She managed to get home and change before her sisters came back. She had enjoyed the night but knew she could never be with her Prince Kid Flash (insert sad "awe" here.)

The next day, Prince Kid Flash was determined to find his lady, so he sent messengers everywhere to find the girl who's foot would fit the shoe and finally they came to Jinx's house.

Her sisters failed and Jinx "accidentally" fell into the shoe and it fit. The kingdom celebrated and Kid Flash and Jinx were married. And they lived Happily Ever After…


Jinx: For the love of go-

Kid Flash: I liked it!

Jinx: Only because you're an idiot.

Kid Flash: You know you love me, Jinx.

Invader Hog: Uh, Jinx? Could you not hurt me?

Jinx: Fine, but I've got to hurt something, Oh Kid Flash…


-And you thought I couldn't get any werider... Heh... keep reading, you'll soon want to kill me, I promise! ^.^

Invader Hog