Love Potion Number Nine
By: Lunagirl2001
"Come back my love!"
Miroku shuddered. He never EVER wanted to hear that from his best friend. Currently, he was running as fast as he could away from the insane hanyou who was following him.
'I love you Miroku!'
Just thinking about it made him want to vomit. What was going on! He heard a roar coming from the direction he was running in.
"Kirara!" Miroku shouted happily as he ran toward the direction of the cat-youkai.
"Miroku!"
Inuyasha was catching up. Miroku ran faster. "Kirara! Help me!" Miroku felt a pair of arms hug him from behind.
"I found you." Inuyasha said, moving to pick up the struggling monk off the ground.
"I suppose you were just playing some kind of game…"
"NO!" Miroku responded, "You have gone insane! I do NOT have any feelings for you you crazy hanyou!"
Inuyasha thought for a second, and then grinned. "I get it you're kidding."
"ARE YOU DEAF OR SOME-AH!" Miroku was picked up by the back of his shirt collar and lifted into mid-air.
"Thank you Kirara." Miroku said climbing up the side of Kirara into her back. The giant cat meowed happily to say 'your welcome'.
------meanwhile-----
"That idiot. Why is he screaming for Kilala?"
Shippou climbed onto her shoulder. "Come on Sango, why are you so angry at Miroku?"
Sango laughed. "I'm not angry Shippou."
Kagome sighed. 'No, she's not angry, she's just sad.' She thought. "Why don't you just try explaining to him what he's doing?"
Sango looked at Kagome confused. "Pardon?"
"Why don't you try telling him that it hurts your feelings whenever he hits on other women?"
"Because it won't do anything." Sango grumbled, "He's always going to be like this. It's the path of life he's chosen."
Sango sank lower in the water. Saying this made her feel even worse than before.
"But…"
Kagome knew that both Sango and Miroku loved each other very much. Except Sango never wants to admit it, and when Miroku does, he says the wrong thing…
"But that doesn't mean you can't kick him down a new one." She finally said.
"Say what?"
A smile spread across Kagome's face. "You should tell him that you like him, and not the way he acts! Tell him you'd only give him a chance if he stops this bad habit of his."
Sango's expression brightened. "………that's sure to catch his attention!"
----------Back with our unlucky monk---------
Kirara landed back where the camp was set up. Inuyasha had set off and was currently searching for Miroku somewhere in the forest.
"Thank goodness that's over. Can you keep an eye on Inuyasha? You know, make sure that he stays away?" Miroku asked her.
Kirara stared.
Miroku looked at her. She had a really odd expression on her face—one he never saw before. She was staring directly into his eyes.
"Kirara? Are you okay?" He asked.
Kirara meowed and licked his face.
"Um… thank you Kirara…" Miroku started backing away. Kirara tackled him. She Nuzzled into Miroku's shoulder starting to open his robe.
"oh… my… AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Miroku pulled away from the youkai and ran as fast as he could.
"Kirara is in love with me?" Miroku shouted as he looked back at her. Kirara was following him like a kitten after catnip.
Just as he was turning to look where he was going, he slammed into something… or more accurately, someone.
A tall man with long silver-white hair.
"Sesshoumaru-sama, who is this?"
"Sesshoumaru-sama! It's the monk who travels with the half-breed mutt, Inuyasha!"
Oh no. Now was definitely the worst time for Sesshomaru to appear.
'Why god. WHY!' Miroku thought miserably.
