How to gain one Quatre Winner!

WARNING: Yaoi (boy on boy), Lemon (maybe).

Pairings: 1x2, 4xD (unfortunately), 3x4, 4x5, but what's it gonna end like?

DISCLAIMER: I do not own anything. All rights go to the creators.

Spoilers: A sort of three way love triangle. Quatre is seduced by two handsome boys. Um, a little spoiler if anyone reads Agatha Christie books. That's it!

Betas: Standingontherooftops.

Author's notes: This was inspired when Duo stole a plot bunny Quatre was playing with. Most of the random ideas came from my beta.

First attempt at a threesome.


Finally morning had come to the house. Trowa sighed as he lay on the couch watching cartoons. Nothing seemed to be on this Saturday morning. Trowa rubbed his eyes as the sound of footsteps descended down the stairs. Trowa looked over his shoulder and there saw a bed haired blonde boy. Trowa admitted that seeing Quatre with a wild hair style and in very little sleeping cloths was really attractive and sexy. Although Trowa would prefer a sexy messy haired blonde, upstairs spread vulnerably on his bed naked. Damn it Trowa get your head out of the gutter.

"Hey Trowa," said the blonde as Trowa sat up. Quatre walked over to the couch and sat at the other end flipping his feat on to the middle cushion with Trowa's. Trowa silently watched as the ocean blue eyes seemed to shake while watching the cartoons. A small giggle escaping the blonde's lips as a cartoon character got blown up. Trowa's lips curled slightly as he saw the blonde relax. Quatre tried to stifle a yawn. Obviously Quatre was still tired. And later he'd be out with the devil!

After a good hour their positions changed. Trowa was lying on the couch with Quatre resting on him. Quatre's head rested on Trowa's chest and his hand resting on Trowa's bare chest. Trowa had an arm around Quatre. It seemed right to have the blonde in his arms. Trowa watched as the two cartoon characters ran into each other causing them to shatter them in to glass. He chuckled and looked down to see why the blonde wasn't laughing as well. Trowa saw that Quatre was asleep on top of him. Trowa smiled as he saw this and moved the bangs from the boy's eyes making Quatre stir. Trowa chuckled at how innocent the boy looked. Trowa decided to turn the sound down on the TV and closed his eyes for a little bit.


Wufei, Heero and Duo walked down the stairs and were surprised with what they saw. Duo bit his lip so not to laugh at the glare and jealously on Wufei's face. Wufei huffed before storming out of the room and in to the kitchen. Duo immediately knew what was going on with Trowa and Wufei; and it didn't count that he heard them yesterday. Those two were gonna fight each other to see who got Quatre. Duo gave a small chuckle as he was dragged in to the study by Heero.

"Status?" Heero said shutting the door behind him. Duo smirked; looks like he wasn't the only one who knew something of what was going on. Duo decided to make things interesting.

"You mean the love triangle," Duo asked innocently, "seems Q-chan is more popular than I thought." Duo then chuckled as realisation came over Heero's face.

"So Trowa and Wufei like-"

"Yep."

"And now their fighting to-"

"Yep."

"And we're just gonna-"

"Stand by and watch the action," Duo said with a smirk. Duo then held Heero's arm and pushed his body's against his lover. With a sexy smile Duo said," how about a bet?" Heero raised an eye as he saw the wheels turn in Duo's head. Bet on who would get Quatre in the end... Heero leaned down and kissed Duo's lips before rubbing their noses together.

"I say Trowa," Heero winked as he pulled his arms around Duo.

"I don't know, Fei has got a good chance." Duo teased rubbing up against Heero. "But I know one thing." Duo leaned up and whispered into Heero's ear. "I want you." Heero smirked slightly and lifted Duo into his arms and took the brunette upstairs.


"OH HEERO!"

Quatre and Trowa shot up from their resting place on the couch by Duo's vocal. Quatre groaned and rubbed his eyes as he mumbled how annoying Duo could be. Trowa sighed and fell back on the couch and covered his eyes mumbling he knew what to buy Duo for his birthday. It didn't take a lot of imagination to figure out what that was. Trowa rubbed his head and ranked a hand through his bangs. He watched as Quatre got up and walked in to the kitchen. Trowa sighed and leaned back on the couch, brilliant way to start the day. Trowa stood up and walked into the kitchen to see Wufei cooking and Quatre eating at the table. Wufei turn and glared at Trowa as the brunette walked through the door. Trowa only smirked. Wufei was jealous of seeing them from this morning.


Quatre sat in the study reading a murder mystery book. His legs were tucked under him as he rested in the large recliner. A cup of tea sat next to a reading lamp on the table. The steam snaked its way out of the cup filling the room with its warm scent. Quatre snuggled down as he turned the page. His mind worked on how to figure out who killed the guy. He gasped as he found out about the deceased man in the book. So he wasn't who he said he was... The detective M. Poirot had found something and uses "the little grey cells" as he explained something to another character. Quatre gasped again as he realised a possible motive for the killer.

Wufei slowly walked into the study and saw Quatre sitting on the recliner. The scent of tea wafted up Wufei's nose as he moved closer to the blonde. Wufei looked at the book's cover. It was hard to see from his angle. It was a white book with a red colour swirling like smoke on the front. Wufei walked over and leaned over the back of the chair. He read a few lines something about a train window and snow. Wufei's eyes glanced down and he saw the word "Poirot", now Wufei knew what book Quatre was reading. Wufei walked to the side of the chair and looked down at the awe look on the blondes face. Wufei couldn't help but smile.

"Enjoying the book?" Wufei asked softly. Quatre's head shot up not realising someone was in the room. Quatre smiled as he placed the book mark on his page. Quatre looked back up at Wufei and nodded.

"Agatha Christie Murder on the Orient Express," Quatre stated the books name which Wufei knew all too well. "It's amazing, I still can't figure out who did it but I think I've found a motive for the killer." Quatre smiled sweetly as Wufei sat on the arm. Wufei smiled at the younger boy as his arm rested on the back of the chair. It was amazing how Quatre found such joy in finding out something that had been stated to him. "Ratchet isn't who he appears to be and so his murderer knows what he's done and is seeking revenge for it!"

Wufei smirked at the young boy, to bad Wufei had already finished the book and knew the ending. "So who do you think did it then Quatre?" Wufei leaned in closer and Quatre just shrugged. Quatre leaned over the free arm to grab his cup of tea. He blew it softly before answering Wufei's question.

"It's too soon to say and you must always suspect the least expected," Quatre stated before slowly letting the warm liquid touch his lips and fall down his throat. Wufei gave out a small chuckle. The way Quatre had seemed like a detective at this point. As if Quatre was M. Poirot and Wufei was his companion asking for a solution that was too early to have been found. Wufei shook his head at that thought. "But there are maybe a few clues as to who it is... That couple from the earlier train."

Wufei smirked as he leaned closer. "So you think it is them do you not?"

Quatre placed his tea back on the table with ease and then placed the book next to it making sure that he would not lose his place. Quatre's attention turned back to Wufei. Quatre smiled sweetly at Wufei and gave his opinion at this point. "Well they were impatient when their train had stopped," Quatre stated causing Wufei to smirk. "Also the fact that they had to – under no circumstances, miss the train that the murder was on." Wufei gave Quatre a smirk, how right he was about the couple. Quatre saw the smirk on Wufei lips and gave a playful glare. "You know who did it? You've read the book." Wufei gave a wink at Quatre. Knowing that he could torment the boy with the information and maybe get him to think it was the wrong person who had done it. He could use this to his advantage. Quatre playfully hit Wufei. "Don't even think about telling me what happens in the end!" Wufei smirked as he ruffled the boy's hair.

"I won't." Wufei said, "I promise."

Slowly creeping behind the two boys was Duo, ready to pounce on the unsuspecting Wufei who sat dangerously close to Quatre. Duo wanted to win his bet with Heero. Duo crouched down ready to pounce. 3... 2... 1...

"Don't even think about it!" Duo looked up and saw Wufei looking over his shoulder at him with a stern look. Quatre looked confused at why Duo was in here. "What do you want Maxwell?" Wufei asked expecting a good answer from the boy.

Duo just put a smile on and shrugged. "I thought I'd just come to annoy you," Duo stated. Wufei growled low in his throat as Quatre unfolded his legs from under him. Duo could see Quatre was prepared to stop, yet another fight. Duo smirked as he saw how the two boys were seated closely together. "Well, see ya!" Duo then pushed Wufei towards Quatre and ran out of the room. Wufei had been pushed off the arm of the chair and almost landed on Quatre's lap. Wufei looked at Quatre's face and saw the small boys blush... Oh crap! No wait, this is a good thing. Wufei slightly leaned in to Quatre as the silence rained over them.


Trowa watched as Duo ran past him from the study. It seemed like a thing lately to see people running from the study. Trowa sighed as he watched the boy run out the kitchen for God knows what reason. Trowa started to walk in to the study fearing a mess. Most likely Duo had broken something. However there had been no sound. What could that boy possibly have... Done... Trowa's jaw dropped when he saw the scene that play in front of him. Wufei sat literally on Quatre's lap in the recliner. Trowa glared as he saw how dangerously close their faces were. If it wasn't for the fact that Trowa rarely lost his temper and that Quatre was there he'd punching Wufei right now.

Quatre could feel his cheeks starting to heat up as Wufei seemed to get closer. A small action out of the corner of his eye caught his attention. Quatre turned and there he saw Trowa just standing as if thinking what the hell is going on? Quatre pushed himself up slightly as he saw Trowa. Wufei turned and saw Trowa watching them and smirked slightly.

"Trowa," called Quatre in the way he always did. It was always cute the way the blonde always got excited when Trowa was around. Trowa however didn't answer the blonde and just walked to a shelf with a row of books on it. Trowa picked up a book he read the other night. Wufei watched as Quatre's smile saddened. Wufei got slightly angry at the emerald eyed boy ignoring the blonde. Wufei got up and before he was away from the chair something knocked against his leg sending him flying on to the floor in front of Quatre. Quatre gave a gasp and a worried look as Wufei fell.

"Oops," Trowa said before leaving the room. Wufei rubbed his head and growled at what Trowa had done to him. He was going to pay for that. Wufei got up and left the room leaving Quatre in the room completely confused.

"What the heck just happened?"


Duo and Heero jumped as they heard a door slam from a room in the house. Duo turned and ran to the kitchen door to see the fury and rage on Wufei's face as he growled and slammed his feet on the stairs. Uh oh Duo knew that look all too well. That was a look that Wufei gave when he was pissed off. Usually Duo got that look off Wufei. The sound of another door slammed. And loud voices were heard.

"Why the fuck did you do that?"

"I don't have to tell you anything."

"Look you didn't have to ignore him because of what Duo did."

Duo winced at that. He turned slowly to Heero. Heero was leaning against the counter with his arms crossed and a disapproving look on his face. Duo gulped as Heero pushed off the counter and walked over to him. Duo backed up and hit the wall as Heero leaned over him.

"You cheated," whispered Heero in to Duo's ear. "You'll pay for that."

Duo gulped before saying, "you can punish me later." He pushed Heero off him. "But we got to stop those too from killing each other." Heero nodded before racing upstairs with Duo to stop their friends from killing each other. However forgetting the piece of paper they had been discussing.


Wufei pounded up the stairs and almost ran down the corridor to Trowa's room. Just as his hand rest on the handle he forced the door open slamming it against the inner wall. Wufei advanced into the room and saw Trowa lying on his bed reading a book as if nothing happened. Wufei growled low in his throat as Trowa only gave a glance up. Trowa looked back down at his book as if there was nothing wrong with Wufei being in his room.

"It's rude to storm into someone's room," Trowa spoke without looking up from the book.

"Why the fuck did you do that?" Wufei howled watching Trowa carefully. Trowa knew exactly what Wufei was talking about. Wufei wanted to know why he didn't talk to Quatre. Trowa knew that it was wrong to ignore Quatre the way he had. He would have to apologies later.

"I don't have to tell you anything." Trowa then placed the book on the bed side table and stood up ready for anything Wufei would throw at him. Trowa frowned at the Asian boy standing in front of him. Trowa watched as Wufei's hands folded into fists and shock softly.

"Look you didn't have to ignore him because of what Duo did!" Wufei yelled in Trowa's face. Wufei's temper was rising and very quickly; Trowa however could see Wufei holding himself back. Even he knew – when he was hot headed that causing a fight in the house with Duo, Heero and especially Quatre was a bad idea. Who knows what could have happened if they started throwing fists: what could have been smashed? What damage they could cause? And who could have gotten hurt? If Quatre saw them at each other's throats he would have jumped in, also that Trowa and Wufei were not the gentlest of people as well.

"It doesn't matter!"

"What is your problem? I like Quatre just as much as you! It doesn't mean you can punish him for what I did!"

"Make up your mind! Was it you or Duo's fault?" The sound of footsteps running up the stairs caught their attention slightly as they glared at each other. Out of the corner of their eyes they saw Duo and Heero rush into the room. Both looked as if they had just seen something bad. And yes it was bad, one wrong move and they'd be involved in the fight with Trowa and Wufei.

"Stay outta this, guys," Trowa growled.

"Tro? 'Fei? What's going on?" Duo asked, but didn't move forward.

"Go away, Maxwell," Wufei said. Duo knew Wufei was dead serious if he was calling him 'Maxwell'. "This isn't your fight."

"Moments ago you were blaming it all on Duo. Make up you damn mind, Chang."

Duo blinked. "Huh?" Wufei risked throwing a glance in the braided pilot's direction and noted the shocked, confused look on his face.

"You pushing me into Quatre," Wufei hissed. "Barton came in and got pissed. And completely ignored Quatre."

"So that's why Quatre was all hurt and moping," Heero muttered. "I'd better go do damage control before Quatre decides to come and lay into you two himself." With that, Heero turned and left intent on settling Quatre down and keeping him away from whatever fight was going to break out. And Heero didn't disillusion himself... no matter how strong-willed those two were; the chances were good that this would end in an all out fight. Duo looked back and forth between the two men, bristling with anger and restrained rage.

"Guys?" he asked meekly.

"Go... away," Trowa said.

"Look... I'm sorry about interfering. It's just... I'm tired of seeing you two mope around after him. I had to do something. God, either of you is better than Eyebrows." Duo sighed before turning slightly to the door. "Why don't you just work together?"

"Duo," Trowa said wearily. "Just... go. This is between us right now. I promise... we're not going to kill each other."

"Fei?"

"You have my word, Duo," Wufei replied. "I will not kill him." Duo sighed in relief. He could trust their words. One last look between the two and he turned to go help Heero, pulling the door closed with a click.

"So... Duo pushed you onto him?" Trowa asked calming down softly.

"Yes. But don't fool yourself, Barton. Duo was just a catalyst. I was already there... and it was something I wanted." Wufei spoke the truth to his friend.

"Oh, and like I don't want him?" Trowa snapped at Wufei.

"Can't we just accept that we both want Quatre? But the question is WHO would be better for him?"

"This would be easier if we just told Quatre." Trowa sighed softly shaking his head softly.

"Indeed. But could you imagine how that would pan out?"

Trowa shuddered. "Besides... Quatre's too kind-hearted. He'd never accept it if we forced him to choose." They couldn't imagine what Quatre would feel like if they told him to his face. This would put Quatre in a difficult position. Too bad they couldn't work together to gain Quatre's heart like Duo had said... Wait, Trowa thought. That was it. He turned to Wufei slowly and took a step towards him. Wufei looked slightly apprehensive about what Trowa was about to do. Trowa slowly reached out to Wufei. Wufei did not move at all even though Trowa could easily fight him even if they had promised. Trowa grabbed Wufei's shirt and pulled the young Asian boy into him. His lips bruised the Asian boy's lips as his arms wrapped around Wufei's sleek body. Wufei couldn't believe what had just happened to him. Trowa pulled away and saw the confusion in Wufei as their pants combined in their faces.

"Trowa..."


Right this chapter would not have happened without Standingontherooftops help. She helped me so much so this one is dedicated to her... actually this story is dedicated to her anyway lol.

Anyway I'm on holiday for this week so don't expect any quick replys but please comment.

Thank you