Slips & regrets- chapter 2
LAST TIME:
I sighed deeply and said "This is going to be a LONG night".
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(at the party)
BPOV
"hey Edward... wanna go dance?" I asked jumping up and down, as the room started to spin.
"Bella, I don't think dancing is a good thing to be doing right now" he said holding me around the waist.
"Why not?" I giggled, I don't even know how it was possible, but tonight he was looking even sexier than usual.
"umm, well let's see. Maybe because you have had almost half a bottle of vodka in the last 45 minutes." He said but he sounded fuzzy and far away.
I giggled "you sound funny Edward, oh, EDWARD I just got the world's BEST idea..." he looked at me with a grim smile on his face "lets dress up as..." he leaned in closer so he could hear me better, while I screamed; "...PIRATES!"
Edward burst out laughing, while I stood there clueless and humming the little tea-pot song. When Edward had calmed down I just stared at his hair, it looked like grass swaying in the wind- which is weird because there was no wind and his hair was not green... Oh well.
"I think it's time for the human to go to bed and the guests to go home" he said a little out of breath from laughing so much.
"NOOOO..."I whined at Edward, I looked around me and noticed that Emmet was leaning against the wall 2 meters away talking to Rosalie and Jasper. As I was staring at Emmet I noticed that he looked a lot like a gummy bear.
As soon as the thought popped into my head, Emmet's entire body transformed into a giant green, gummy bear. I looked at him and started to laugh, while Edward watched me with an amused smile on the face.
I slowly untangled my-self from Edward's hold on my waist, took one step towards Emmet, and started to fall. Immediately I felt Edward's strong arms wind around me holding me up. I giggled and climbed up onto Edwards back. He looked at me with a wary expression, but went along with it.
I leaned forward so my chin was now resting on his shoulder, I still had a goofy smile on my face but I managed to say; "take me that way sir, I wish to speak with the gummy bear".
Edward burst out laughing again but started to walk towards the gummy bear, Rosalie and Jasper. As we approached them I forgot what I was going to say, and started yelling to Edward "oh my god! Edward all my thoughts are gone!... I can't find them anywhere! Did you take them?!"
By now we were standing in front of Rosalie, Jasper, and the gummy bear. They were all looking at me weird. I have no idea why, but they were. I turned my attention back to the big green gummy bear.
"I know why your here, you can't fool me! And I'm going to tell Carlisle and Esme, and they are going to hunt you and your army down and light you all on fire, THEN they will bury you all in a big purple box in the forest, THEN I'm going to set the forest on fire and kill you all again!"
The gummy bear looked really scared, while everyone else was doubled over laughing. I smiled, good he should be scared, the gummy bears will all die!
Edward was laughing so hard he let go of my legs, but instead of falling to the ground I jumped down on my feet and ran towards the gummy bear screaming.
"What the-"but before the gummy bear could finish his sentence, I had latched onto his arm and started gnawing it. He screamed and started waving his arm around, with me still attached.
"Take that you evil gummy bear!" I screamed at him. By now we had started to attract a crowd, and they were all laughing at me bitting Emmet's arm.
"EDWARD!" Emmet yelled, "If you don't get your girlfriend off of me right now-" he started.
"HEYYY... you don't taste like an EVIL gummy bear!" I said as I spat out his arm. "I'm sorry, I think you are the wrong gummy bear, I'll just get my steed, and be on my way. Good day" as I was talking I climbed back up on to Edwards back.
Edward gave me a look as if to say, 'are you alright?' I looked straight back and said; "come on Eddie, we have to go and tell Carlisle and Esme we got the wrong gummy bear."
Edward looked back at the gummy bear, Rosalie and jasper and said "well, I think it's time to put bell's to bed, I think she's had enough for tonight"
"Ya think?! Dude, she was trying to EAT ME!" Emmet called out as Edward started to walk towards the stairs.
"hey eddie, where are we going?" I asked in a tired voice.
"YOU are going to go to bed, while I help Alice shut down the party." Edward stated in a tired voice.
"NOOOO.... Eddie we have to go tell Carlisle and Esme we got the wrong gummy bear!" I whined.
"Bella I think you should go to bed, besides Carlisle and Esme... are hunting right now, so we can't talk to them."
"mmmk... but I really think we should call them..." I mumbled, deep in thought. I stifled a yawn, as Edward opened his bed room door.
Everything had grown quiet down stairs, "Eddie, is the party gone?" I asked in a hurt voice. Before Eddie had a chance to answer me the entire Cullen family except Carlisle and Esme were standing in front of me.
Emmett (AN: the vodka is starting to get out of her system now) was the first to speak, "WOW, looks like someone had a BIT too much to drink" he laughed.
I got off my trusty steed Eddie, and turned to look at everyone, who was laughing at me for some reason. I don't know why, but I turned to Rosalie, and said "rose I don't think I've EVER told you how pretty you are, but you are VERY pretty!"
Everyone turned to look at Rosalie, and to my surprise she was smiling at me. Everyone else's heads were whipping back and forth between rose and me. And to my complete surprise she walked over to me and hugged me. I giggled again, earning a few strange looks; hehe, she was married to a giant gummy bear.
My head was really starting to spin and I forgot where I was for a minute. The last thing I remember is someone putting me on something soft, and giggling at my toes.
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(The
next morning)
"owww my head" I complained to no one. I slowly opened my eyes; the sun shining through the window next to the bed was really starting to hurt my eyes, so I squeezed them shut. My head was throbbing and every little noise vibrated through in my ears.
"Are you alright love?" a soft, familiar velvet voice asked me. I could feel his weight on the bed next to me.
"Shhhh Edward, don't yell, I'm right here" I explained so the thumping in my head would stop.
"Sorry love, I forgot you would have a hang-over. Do you want breakfast now?" he asked.
"Shhhh Edward, just close the blinds, the sun is killing me, and could you get me something to stop the pounding in my head, please?" i asked, sleep still thick in my voice.
I felt a light breeze on my face as Edward left the room, and came back with a glass of water, panadol, and shut the blinds.
"Mmm... thank you Edward" I said, still half-asleep.
"My pleasure love" Edward replied, kissing my forehead. As Edward kissed me I realized what today was...the day I was being changed. The second realization struck, I felt a huge knot tie it-self in the pit of my stomach.
"Edward..." I started hesitant, "what time is Carlisle going to..." I trailed off not really sure how to say it, "I mean, when will Carlisle...ummm bit me?" the end of my sentence sounded like a question, but I really had no idea how to ask.
Edward chuckled at my retarded sentence, "sometime around mid morning, would be best I think, Carlisle took the day off today so he could... well bit you."
MID MORNING I only have about two hours left of being human! I don't know whether to be excited or terrified. Well given Edward is still kissing my neck and cheek, I think I'll go with...excited. when I'm a vampire he wont have to worry about breaking me, mmm imagine all the things we could do then...
Edward was kissing my collar bone, and starting to work his way back up my neck. He came to the top of my neck but kept placing feather light kiss all the way to behind my ear, where he started sucking and playfully nipping my skin. "I love you so much..." he whispered to me.
"I love you too" I replied, my head was starting to feel normal now, good now I can think straight, I thought sarcastically.
"Come one, time to get up and dressed for the day." He whispered
"Awwwww..." I whined, I was enjoying this!
Edward sat up next to me and too quickly for my eyes to catch, pulled the blankets away and left the room "EDWARD!" I yelled, "Give them back, its cold!" I heard a few chuckles from in the house, but decided a shower sounded best at the moment. This is going to be the longest...I glanced at the clock hanging on the wall, ..hour and a half of my life, I thought.
AN: this chapter was only one of my funny ones, 'cause this story is going to get...well "dramatic" I guess. Oh well, REVIEWS... the more reviews I get, the sooner I will update. Put any ideas you have into the reviews!
- xoxo Rachael-cullen222
