Hey all! Chapter 2 is here! ^_^ soo if you liked the last chapter.. enjoy!
Akatsuki Insanity
Itachi walked into the akatsuki hideout's kitchen with a throbbing head. All that had happened the night before was a blur.
He slightly groaned before opening up the fridge and pulling out the orange juice. He kept trying to remember what had happened and why his head was hurting, before he saw a bipolar plant cannibal and a masked hyper moron asleep in the living room.
Tobi was on the couch snuggling a pillow and Zetsu was on the floor trying to eat the rug in his sleep. ( yes the akatsuki have a rug. S-ranked criminals don't need to be without class ya know...)
Itachi was slightly confused for a second before it all came back to him... The drinks, the weird happy leader, the Nine-tailed jinchuriki Naruto, and the fact that he smiled.
Itachi was frozen in disbelief that he actually smiled in front of everyone.
Hoping no one remembered he took a gulp of the orange juice and grabbed a piece of toast before walking back to his room.
Then another memory hit him... Orochimaru was there... and he let out a fangirl squee and hugged Itachi.
Of course Itachi was drinking orange juice when he realized this, and in 3 seconds there was a spray of a sticky orange mist all over the floor. But the spray didn't just go on the floor.
Nope... a certain shark-man was standing in front of a very disturbed looking Itachi when the orange spray unleashed.
Kisame, who had just been clutching his throbbing head in pain, let out a manly-shriek because of the first thing that greeted him when he came out of his room.
He stood in a slight confusion registering what had just happened before yelling "ITACHI WHAT THE HECK?"
Itachi just stared but was still disturbed from the whole Orochimaru thing (hey I would be too O_O) so Kisame tried waving a hand in front of Itachi. No affect.
Kisame sighed "looks like this calls for drastic measures..." Kisame brought out a picture of Sasuke and waved it in front of Itachi's face.
Itachi quickly snatched it up and glared at Kisame. "Sorry but you were in some kind of trance..."
Itachi of course, didn't take the Sasuke picture thing lightly, and another 5 seconds later (which to Kisame was 72 hours) Kisame finally woke up from the longest demented shark-fin soup filled nightmare ever.
Kisame just sighed, "I'm going back to bed" he said before slamming his door shut and falling back asleep.
Itachi just sighed and went back into his room. He was secretly planning on getting revenge on Kakuzu for giving them those drinks.
And of ways to Orochimaru-proof the base...
AAAAHHH I know this chapter was short but don't worry next one won't be as short hopefully
=D! so yeah please review and tell me if I messed up on anything ^_^! very appreciative to those who liked it!
