Chapter 2 General Grievous

"Welcome to the Star Wars Talk show!" The Announcer welcomed, "Today on our show is Grievous!"

The crowd cheered.

"So Greivous," the Host began, "How is your cigarette addiction going?"

"I don't have a cigarette addiction!" Grievous objected, with a cough following.

The Host rolled her eyes, "Right... So are the patches working?"

"I told you I don't smoke! (cough) (cough)" he insisted

"Does it bother you that you look like a giant lizard bug?"

"What? (cough) (cough)"

"So how are your children?"

"I don't have children! (cough) (cough)"

"Yes you do! You and Shaak Ti got together!"

" No we didn't! (cough) (cough)"

"Yes you did!"

"No we didn't! (cough)"

"Yes you did!"

"No we didn't! (cough)"

"Yes you did!"

"That's it!" Grievous declared, "I can't take all this stress! I'm going to go have a smoke.."

"HA! See? I told you! I told you!"