A/N Another Drabble, this time about Pinkie Pie! Enjoy!


"So this is all about me?" asked Pinkie Pie, bouncing on her heels as she waited for him to respond.

She waited a bit longer and then started to speak again. "I mean, if this is about me things should happen to me, right?"

She looked around the room for something to poke people with and sighed. Ever since she met Twilight Sparkle she'd felt like she knew what was going to happen before it did. She felt zany and fun and free. Free from the constraints of Hey what are you doing?

Pinkie Pie put down her stick and giggled. "You were monologuing and I was bored just listening to you."


A/N That doesn't mean that you're allowed to poke me. You shouldn't even be ABLE to poke me. I'm the narrator.


"And I'm Pinkie Pie," she said as if that explained everything.


A/N That doesn't make any sense … wait … no, that's your shtick.

-Sigh-

Look, it's the principle of the thing. I'll give you someone to talk to in a little bit, just let me do some set up first, ok?


"But I'm talking to you now!" Pinkie Pie said with a cheerful grin. She reached out and poked him again


A/N Stop that!


She poked


A/N No! I am confiscating the stick! In fact, I am removing all pointy objects.


Pinkie Pie looked around and saw any and all pointed objects vanish from the room with little 'Pop!' noises, followed by anything whose length could be extended.

"That's a little much, I think," said Pinkie Pie as she went around to see if he'd missed anything. She poked her head under the bed and heard another series of pops and frowned, then grinned again. She stayed where she was, not moving, not even breathing. Her face began to turn blue as she held her breath but


A/N Alright what are you doing?


when she saw that nothing was going to happen, she exhaled and went to sit on her bed. She got out her computer and began to chat with her new friend Sunset Shimmer.


A/N Sunset Shimmer? Didn't she try to kill you?


Pinkie Pie leaned in close to the computer to hide her talks from any nosy observers and began to chat in earnest, laughing and giggling every so often as Sunset Shimmer


A/N Ok that's enough, what are you saying?


"Gotcha!" cried Pinkie Pie as she latched onto him as he leaned over her chair.


A/N No! Gah, I should have seen that coming! Stupid forth wall awareness! Let me go!


"Nope! I wanted to talk and now we're going to talk!"


A/N Let me go, I said! This isn't how this is supposed to go!

-A ripping sound is heard-

PP/N Wow. Where are we? Why do I sound so funny?

A/N Outside continuity. Happy? Are you happy now?

PP/N Yep! Wow, there are a lot of books in here. Ooo, and some picture books! Let me see!

A/N No! Not those!

PP/N Wow. How does it even fit there? That looks like it would be really uncomfortable for her.

A/N Give me those! Those are private. These are private thoughts.

PP/N So we're in YOUR BRAIN?

A/N Not ... exactly …

PP/N Ooo! I know these! "Sorry About the Mess," "Monstrous" …

A/N Yes. They know. They all know.

PP/N And what's this one? A steamy romance between … Sven and Elsa? Kinky.

A/N And that's all the time we have for today, folks!

PP/N I wanted to take a peak at that!

A/N Nope, not happening. Get out!

-Another rip is heard-


"Alright, bucko, you win this time! But I'll be back!" said Pinkie Pie with a large, cheerful grin.


A/N: Alright, I've left the main room. She shouldn't be able to follow me this time. Or hear me.


"Still here!" she said from somewhere down below.


A/N Dang it, Pinkie Pie! Until next time, folks! At least, until someone learns to respect more of the boundaries of the forth wall.