Rini: Seeing as no-one is talking to me, I have invited my very best friend Tamark Johno to join the fun.
…that is until Kira-chan (aka sanjifanforever) comes though the door and tries to rescue Sanji-san… I may need more chain….
Me: do I get any say in this?
Rini: of course Kara-san! Would you like to join in the fun?
Me: ... has anyone ever told you that you have the mental capacity of a human child of the age of 3- and why do I have the feeling I have said this to someone before?
Rini: no, no one has ever said that to me before. Usually they just say I am an idiot.
Me: well, as far as I can deduce from your manner; they were not lying. *turns around and walks back down the hall.*
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Rini: ... I think Kara-san just insulted me...
Johno: * had blindfolded Sanji and has been telling blonde jokes for the last two hours while Rini have a nap in front of the fire (because kidnapping is tiring.)*… what does a blonde owl say? *looks at (nearly dead) Sanji expectantly for the umpteenth time*
Sanji: *close to death from blonde jokes* …
Johno: *kicks him* well?
Sanji: *finally cracking* I don't give a shit what the blonde owl said, or how a blonde gets a pig, or who hits the ground first! But I will tell you one thing! When I get out of here-*Johno covers his mouth with a fish rag*- MFFNNMMFFTH!
Johno: *looking over his shoulder at Rini* SHHHH! Rini-chan is trying to sleep! You, being a gentleman and all, wouldn't want to wake her up would you?
Sanji: "…"
Johno: *smirk* that's what I thought! *moves away* now where was I up to? Oh yes! They go "what, what.." haha! Get it? Not "hoo, hoo" they go "what, what" *laughs at his own joke". HAHA! I crack myself up! Ok, ok. Next one!
Sanji: *groans* will this ever end…?
Johno: *off handed voice* only when Rini-chan wakes up and tells me to shut up *low snicker* Then she can play with you...
Sanji: *go wide eyed under his blindfold* when you say "play"…
Johno: *smirks* Well… lets just say that I don't want to be the one cleaning up afterwards, she may even get Kay-san involved to I have some advice for you my friend *moves close and hisses in his ear, so quiet that Sanji wasn't sure that he heard him at all *If you wish to keep all your extremities intact, I suggest that you do not, under any circumstances, call Kay-san princess.
Sanji: *thinking* did he just say-?
Me: *coldly from the doorway to the hall* what did you just call me Johno-san?
Johno: *shivers under my icy gaze* whoops…
Me: *quick as a flash he is kneeling on the ground, my sword at his neck and my mouth at his ear, hissing quietly* I asked you what it was that you called me.
Johno: *whimpering in fear* N-nothing! Nothing K- *I press my sword edge against his throat and he falls silent from fear*
Me: *still whispering lightly* it had better been nothing because, guest or not guest, I am quite willing to rip out your intestinal track and use it to hang you with if you say that about me again. *I let him go and walk away outside, letting the door close behind me.*
Johno: *gulps*
Rini: *yawns and sits up, rubbing her eyes tiredly.* what's happening? Was that Ka*yawn*-san just now?
Johno: no! I mean Yes! I mean... she went out...
Rini: oh. *looks at Sanji* Johno-kun… why does Sanji-kun have a blindfold on and why does he have "gay-man" written on his cheeks?
Sanji: I HAVE WHAT ON MY CHEEKS? *mad*
*Johno and Rini ignore him*
Johno: *shrugs* I got bored.
Rini: *raise eyebrow* …ok. Whatever. *kneels down and remove Sanji's blindfold* *still talking to Johno* but we can't have him blindfolded for this torture *evil smirk*
*there is a knock at the door and Johno goes to answer it*
Sanji: *heart eyes* my love for you will never dwindle; no matter how much pain you put me through my saddest angel.
Rini: *stares at him in bemusement* … I still think Zoro-kun is hotter *gets up smirking wile Sanji's jaw hit the floor in shock*
Johno: *comes running back, yelling excitedly* WE HAVE A REQUEST RINI-CHAN! A REQUEST!
Rini: *hands over ears* ok! I hear you! STOP YELLING! *hits him over the head*
Johno: owwwww…..
Sanji: … is she always this violent?
Johno: Yes. Yes she is. Owww...
Sanji: oh… *looks at Rini and goes back to heart eyes* but she is so cute when she is angry!
Rini: *roll eyes* ok… so who is our first request from?
Johno: it is from roo17-san.
yay! Finally a revenge game on Sanji! *goes crazy* any who, i hope this gets really catchy to others so they review too! *gives author cookie*
annoying Sanji has always been on my list...heh heh heh
ok! So lets see...you can try the Chinese water torture on him :3
but if he completely looses his mind I'm sorry...well not really .'
I hope this helps. if not then try kicking him where the sun doesn't shine =)
Rini: OH! COOKIE! ^_^ *takes cookie and eats it* yummm! I think I just found my new best friend.
Johno: HEY!
Sanji: *Tries to kick him but can't get loose* don't yell at Rini-san!
Johno: -_-' you tied him up and he still defending you.
Rini: *shrugs* he likes girls. Anyway I was joking Johno-kun, you know you will always be my best friend ^_^.
Johno: *mumbles something*
Rini: what was that?
Johno: nothing!
Rini: okay... CHINESE WATER TORTURE? COOL! Well I don't know about the Chinese part but I can defiantly to the water torture. *evil smirk as she goes into the kitchen to find a bucket*
Sanji: ah… oh….
Johno: don't you think that is a little harsh Rini-chan? He only insulted Zoro-san every chance he got! I mean, that surely doesn't warrant a water torture… *trails off as she pokes her head back into the room and stares at him like he is insane*
Rini: … Are. You. Insane? (hence the look)
Johno: Come on! Can you say that he honestly deserves it? Crocodile might but this is Sanji-san!
Rini: …*comes back into the room empty handed* … I suppose your right. *looks put out then smiles as an idea comes to her*
Sanji: *heart eyes* she is so pretty when she sm- *she kicks him in the groin* -AH!
Rini: *walks away from the groaning man and her shell shocked friend looking satisfied* I hope that will satisfy Roo-san.
Johno: … Evil, evil woman.
Sanji: cute *groan* evil *groan* woman.
*a second band at the door and Johno goes to answer*
Rini: who is it?
Johno: *yelling* IT'S- - *just then a girl comes running into the house*
strawhat-alchemist: a cake for annoying Sanji! How can I say no? (Sanji this is gonna hurt). Sanji your a good for nothing shitty cook who for some reason can't hurt a girl even if she kicked you in the balls I'll give u an example right now! *kicks Sanji in the nuts* ZORO AND SWORDSMEN/WOMEN FOREVER
Johno: O.O
Sanji: ARGH! *passes out from pain*
Rini: *walks over and hugs SHA* … *looks at Johno with puppy dog eyes* … can we keep her?
Johno: -.-' … I'm going to get Sanji-san some ice. *walks off*
Me: *from the rafters* I am not having more mentally unstable humans in my home.
Rini: awwww! Mean. *looks around then up at me questionably*
Me: ...what is it?
Rini: I was just wondering...
Me: yes...?
Rini: well... if you can't remember anything from the last year... how do you know you bought this place?
Me: I bought it when I was 15.
Rini: oh.
SHA: *Whispering* who is this?
Me: the owner of this house, so please leave.
Rini: wha- NO! SHA DONT GO!
Me: *glares, raises a hand and a large stream of water comes from the kitchen and sweeps the new girl out the door, leaving the house completely dry behind it.*
Rini: NOOO!
Me: *jump from the rafters* quiet or I will do the same to you.
Rini: *shuts up*
Me: much better. *walks back down the hall*.
Rini: If you are Anonymous reviewer I would appreciate if you would leave a name which I could call you by, and maybe adopt you!
SHA: yes I am his worst nightmare *evil laughter* *hands over dartboard with Sanji's picture on dartboard* its the least I could do.
Rini: YAY! *takes* THANKYOU! THANKYOU! ^_^ I will treasure it forever *cries with happiness*
Me: I thought that I had gotten rid of you.
Rini and SHA: ah oh...
