Ishida (whispering to security guard): "He's gone right? Are you sure? Okay well we are back with the hit talkshow 'Do you know Bleach?' Im your host Ishida Uryu, and i'm here with captain of division 10, Toshiro Hitsugaya!"
*Hitsugaya emerges from the back doors.
Hitsugaya: "Finally! I've been waiting all of my life to get on this show!
*Security suddenly stops Hitsuguya
Ishida: "Well, thank you, I mean that's t-the first compliment-"
Hitsugaya: "So I can tell everyone how much it SUCKS!"
Ishida: "Guards, you can...wait, what?"
Guard: "Hey, no kids on this talk show, got that shortie?"
Hitsugaya: "You little f***er, I'm a CAPTAIN I TELL YOU, A CAPTAIN! AND I'M NOT SHORT OR A KID..."
Guard (turning to Ishida): "Boss, you know this kid?"
Ishida: "Huh? O-oh no, no, I don't know that kid at all. He must be from the Maggot's Nest, you know, where they keep that Mayuri guy. Take him back."
Hitsugaya (as he is held still by ten guards and exting the building): "YOU LITTLE F**KER, I'LL KILL YOU! YOU CAN'T SEND ME TO MAYURI, HE'LL DISECT ME, PIECE BY PIECE.
Ishida (smiling): "I don't think it's disecting you should be worried about..."
Hitsugaya: "F**K YOU! YOU LITTLE PERVETED BI-"
*He is carried out of the building.
Ishida:"Well folks, it looks like we're at a commercial break time. We'll be back soon with Ichimaru Gin."
*The curtains fall temporarily...
