yes, were still in Sam's soul...


then the familiar scream of kurama could be heard... (he opened the door labeled dank memes)

"Dammit, I told him not to go there!" Said Sam

Then Mew arrived, "You needed me father?"

"Yeah, this is Naruto" said Sam "Lets say that he had a horrible time recently and I helped him by transforming into our species"

"They accused me of beating Sasuke to near death! They told me to bring him back at all costs" said Naruto

"Turns out the future has ninja in it!" Said Sam "if we were to release all pokemon... we would have to take care of the Vulpix line... they had a bad time with its evolution ninetails, or their version of it"

"And that ninetails that walked into that door was the exact same one that caused all of that and Naruto's suffering"

Naruto nodded his head sadly, kurama also just walked out...

"So... how did you like being tortured?" Asked Sam "or did you enjoy those memes I had?"

"No... please stop..." he said

"What was in there?" Asked Naruto

"Some things are best left forgotten... meaning you should never speak of what's inside or suffer the consequences..." said Sam "just look at Kurama"

There was a comedic grave stone that had kurama's name on it

"I know your not dead" said Sam "you can come out now"


"ok, first you need to learn how to use an attack" said Sam "so let's start with..."

There was a pause,

"You can't think of anything can you?" Asked Mew "don't worry, we all know you're not that smart"

"Hey, let me remind you who beat you in smash bros" said Sam "and only using Mr. Game and Watch"

"I thought we agreed to not speak of that"

Naruto was just floating there, "so... when do we start?"

Then a book labeled "book of attacks" appeared in Sam's hands

"So, today we start with transforming" said Sam "first off try to transform into your human form"

And so Naruto was training, and kurama attempting to drown himself in bleach in order to forget that room... unfortunately for him Sam already used the bleach for the pool...

"So... is that enough?" Asked Naruto after what seemed like days of training

"Yes, but this last thing... hold on. Is kurama trying to drown himself?" Said Sam "damn, I should hold back on the memes"

"Yeah, just look at Darkrai" said Mew pointing to Darkrai


After many days of training, Naruto was let go.

He and Sam went searching for a new home, Konoha was out of the question since they hate Naruto and the others are bound to know... so Sam decided to do something really special!

"So, what are you going to do?" Asked Naruto

Sam looked at him, "summon a planet"

"Wait what?"

(To be clear, Naruto is a Mew now)

Then out of nowhere a small planetoid appeared over the lake they were at, "I call this one, little planet"

"No kidding, it's barely bigger than a small island" said Kurama

"Actually, it's more like the surface area of pluto" said Sam "so it's big enough to hold some pokemon... I hope..."


and so Naruto completed part of his training off page and Sam has summoned little planet from the depths of space for a new home...

What will Naruto and Sam do? What is the purpose of little planet?

And can I include fusion?

Find out next episode!

*starts laughing maniacally*

Also I'm making a Harry potter/Pokemon crossover, so expect that soon... or about a few weeks from now