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After shrek waz done with the onins, he decidded too get some more swamp jeews and put it on his dick for lube. Shrek was a nigger, so he was also gay. He went outside, and rap-ed lord shartquad, and all of his solders cheerd because lord shartquad was a migget, and noone likes miggets. Shrek rap-eed shartquad so hard that he split him in haaf. Shrek then yelld OOGA BOOGA KFC WATERMELLON RAP-E WHITE WOMEN like a nigger, and scared off all of shartquads men. Shrek then decidded to use the outhouse. When shrek sat down, he rememberrd that when he lookd in the mirrr that morning, he didnt have enouhgt shit rubbd on his face. He waz a nigger, so he liked looking black and like he rubbd shit on his face. So shrek reeched down into the pit of the outhouse, and pulld out a pile of shit. Too a normal person this wood seem discusting, but shrek wasnt normal: he waz black. So shrek then took the shit and rubbd is on his face like a normal person wood rubb nutella on bread. Once he waz done with that, shrek remembred his plans too rap-e the princess, so he decidded to get donkey from his cabin, and bring him on the hunt to find the princess.