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"It's seven-fifty-seven, when is she getting here?" Zach asked Seth.

"I don't know man!" Seth replied, getting up from the plush leather sofa and joining Luke at the window.

"Hey, is that her?" Luke asked, as a petite brunette got out of a car, followed by a few other women.

"Luke, you did ask for one, right? Not a team!" Seth exclaimed, stressing out.

"I'm fine with a team of strippers," Zach said, smirking.

"I'm with Zach on this one. And stop the 'team of strippers' term," Luke said.

Seth bit his lip, when the front door opened.

"Ryan isn't here! What are we going to do" Seth whisper-screamed.

Zach and Luke shrugged.

"Helooo? Is anyone home?" Summer asked, coming into the living room.

"Summer?! I thought you were at work…Oh my god! You're a stripper!" Seth exclaimed, pacing the room.

"What the hell? No I'm not!" Summer argued. Luke's smirk disappeared.

"Then what are you doing here?"

"What are you doing here?" Summer shot back.

"We have a stripper for Ryan."

"Well, we have a stripper for Marissa."

"Oh jeez," Seth said when the doorbell rang.

"I'll get it," Zach said.

"It could be for us," Taylor said.

"It could be either, or it might be Ryan…or Marissa," Luke said.

The doorbell rang again. "Well somebody go get it!" Summer yelled.

Zach, accompanied by Luke went to answer it.

"Good one Cohen," Summer said.

"Hey, you're a Cohen too, so technically you were talking to yourself," Seth pointed out.

"Quit being a wise-ass."

"Ohh, zing!"

"Hey guys," someone greeted.

Summer, Seth, Taylor and Anna's faces fell when they looked up and saw Sandy, Kirsten and Sophie Cohen standing there.

Seth gave Luke and Zach a look resembling 'dude, get them the hell out of here.'

They both shrugged awkwardly. "How?" Zach mouthed.

"What are you guys doing here?" Summer asked.

"We came over to congratulate Ryan and Marissa on their new house," Sandy motioned his hands around the surroundings.

"Mmmh, nice," Summer said with a fake smile.

"Oh god," Seth muttered at the sound of the doorbell.

"Um, Luke, Zach, why don't you help me get the door," Seth suggested.

"Uh, yeah…" Zach said following Seth and Luke to the front foyer.

"What the hell are we gonna do?" Luke asked. The doorbell rang once more.

"I don't know! If it's the...oh god," Seth replied in horror.

"We just need to get your parents the hell out of here," Luke stated the obvious.

"Thanks Luke. I was having trouble coming to that conclusion," Seth shot back in sarcasm.

"Funny."

"Shut up, we need to figure this out," Zach stated.

"Duh."

"Seth, you're not a teenage girl, so don't say that," Luke told.

"Fine," Seth mumbled.

"What's taking you so long to answer the door? They're ringing like mad," Sandy came into the foyer with Sophie.

"Yeah Seth, open the door," Sophie prodded with a giggle.

"Yes...right...opening a door. Simple. Easy. Got it," Seth reached for the handle and turned it.

When they saw who was at the door Zach, Luke, Seth, Sandy and Sophie's eyes widened...in delight.

"Hi, did someone order a pizza?"

"Dude, thank you. I'm starving," Seth accepted it and paid the delivery guy, who didn't seem to leave.

"When did you order a pizza?" Luke asked, already eating a slice.

"Don't know," Seth replied.

"Ooh yum," Summer said, approaching the pizza once the boys and Sophie were back in the main room.

"Can I get a slice?" Seth asked, trying to get passed everyone.

"Don't worry," a voice said. Everyone looked to see who it was.

Kirsten dropped her pizza slice and quickly covered Sophie's eyes.

Seth turned around and nearly fainted.

Luke started laughing and had to leave the room.

Summer, Taylor and Anna looked like they were scarred for life.

And the mysterious person, formerly known as the pizza delivery guy hadn't even finished his sentence.

"Come again?" Seth asked.

"I said, don't worry. You can have a slice of me instead," the person said.

"You're the stripper?" Seth asked, his mortifying expression echoing everyone else's.

"What stripper?" Sandy asked.

"Crap," Seth muttered.

"Mommy, I can't see," Sophie tried to manoeuvre around but Kirsten didn't let her go.

"So I'm guessing you're the lucky man. Mr. Atwood, you've been a bad boy," he said to Seth.

"You were delivering pizza like 5 minutes ago. Where did it all go wrong?" Seth asked.

"That was a costume."

"I'm guessing this is too?" Seth asked, motioning for the stripper's woman police officer attire.

"Yeah."

"But you're a dude…wearing make-up and dressing in…oh my god!"

"You said no preferences…" The stripper pointed out.

"And we have no preferences, right?" Seth asked Zach.

"Right," Zach replied uncomfortably.

"Uh, Seth, what's going on?" Kirsten asked.

"Mom, right. You're still here," Seth said. Kirsten nodded.

"Dammit," Seth muttered when the doorbell rang again.

"Where the hell are Ryan and Marissa?" Summer asked in distress.

"Hello? Is anyone home? The front door is unlocked, what if I was a murderer and was trying to kill you all?"

"Oh Jesus Christ! It's the Nana," Seth exclaimed.

"Mom, I didn't know you were stopping by," Sandy said rushing to help the elderly woman into the main room, where Seth, Kirsten, Zach, Summer, Anna, Taylor, Sophie and a drag-queen-stripper were standing.

"Hey is the heinous drag queen gone yet?" Luke asked, coming in from the kitchen.

"Oh," Luke uttered when he saw the Nana…and the 'heinous drag queen' standing there.

"Dude," Seth muttered to Luke.

"Sorry…as you were," Luke told everyone, turning away and walking off to the kitchen again.

"So Mom! What are you doing here?" Sandy asked.

"I came to see you, but you weren't there. Your maid told me you were here so I came to surprise you."

"We are all, SO surprised Nana," Seth said.

"Is it a pleasant surprise? Oh I hope."

"So pleasant," Summer said, a little too sarcastic sounding.

"For a second there I detected a hint of sarcasm, but I guess that's what you get for being around my Sethelah for a while."

Everyone looked around at each other awkwardly when the doorbell rang…again.

"Summer, Anna, would you care to join me in answering the door?" Taylor asked.

Summer, Taylor and Anna scurried out of the main room and into Ryan and Marissa's foyer.

"We have to get rid of the stripper. My husbands Nana can't know about this. As if the drag queen stripping pizza person wasn't bad enough…" Summer trailed off.

"Just answer the door," Anna advised.

"Okay…but if it's a-"

"Do it," Taylor cut in.

Summer muttered under her breath and opened the front door.

"Er, uh…hi…" Summer stammered when a midget stood there. Not exactly what she had in mind.

"Are you the-"

"Yeah. Where's Marina Coopertio?" The midget asked.

"You mean Marissa Cooper?" Summer asked.

"Probably."

"Well, she's a, she's not here at this very second, but-"

Summer was cut off by the Nana, coming to check on them. "Is everything okay?"

"Great. Fine. Perfect." Taylor replied.

"Right…well hello," the Nana greeted the short woman that stood by Summer.

"What's going on?" Sophie asked, coming into the foyer.

"Nothing Soph, go back with your Mom and Dad," Anna told her, trying to keep her eyes away from the midget in a small thong and pasties.

"Is there more pizza?" Sophie asked.

"No, there's no more pizza. Go back with your Mom," Anna said.

"Okay…" Sophie resentfully wandered back to Kirsten.

"Look ladies, I am here to entertain. So am I coming in?"

"Uh…is there any way you could wear something a little more decent?" Summer asked, screwing her face up at the sight of the stripper's unbelievably saggy boobs.

"What you see is what you get, and by the way you're all staring at the jiggly queens, I can tell your wanting it."

Taylor swallowed thickly, "Uh, Anna and I have to go, uh, check on, the, the thing."

Summer glared at them. Mouthing apologies as they walked away, Anna and Taylor went off to the kitchen.

"Can I come in?"

Summer and the Nana looked at the stripper. "Just wait here one second, I'll be back." Summer left the Nana and the woman alone.

The Nana stood uncomfortably and awkwardly cleared her throat, before taking off into the kitchen also.

TBC

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