Chapter two! Note, the chapters will be short. Like, super short. But I.D.G.A.F! Either way, it's easier to make regular updates like I'm hoping I will. For sure I'll have at least three new chapters a week.
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Once I made it in, I slammed the door shut and locked it, flung my bag onto the floor, and trotted upstairs to change out of my uniform.
When I opened my closet, a swirl of purple gas engulfed it, and it began to sparkle. I shielded my eyes as the light grew brighter, but finally it got too bright and I had to shut my eyes. Before I knew it, a screaming, 110 pound lump of ping frills was hurdling towards me.
We fell to the ground with a thud. Suddenly, the thing gets up, flings it's arms in the air, and screams "And she stuck the landing!"
I rubbed my eye and everything began to divide itself into one image. In front of me was a cheering, splitting image of myself in a pink Victorian gown with enough frills and ribbons to choke a horse.
Flying out of the vortex, right before it shut, was a floating pink mouse that was thrust at the back of my twins' head.
"Watch it Kip!" she snapped. "I just got my hair did this morning!"
Kip sighed. "You just got your hair done and you just brushed it and went on your merry way! I can't help that I was thrown out of there!"
"It's called self control Kip dearest, if you had an ounce of it in your body, you would've stuck the landing like I did."
"No, it's called knowing how to use that damned key and navigate the right way! Do you really want to end up in Egypt again?"
Watching the bickering couple, I held my throbbing head and tried to make sense of this. "Who are you?" I muttered finally.
They both froze in the middle of their strangling of each other and turned their heads towards me.
My alter ego dropped Kip and rubbed the back of her head. "Oh, I'm Princess Sabrina from the flower kingdom! Who are you there Miss Mirror?" "I'm Sabrina of Washington High."
"Oh, that's a new kingdom! How long have you been the princess there?" I laughed and shook my head. "I'm not a princess, Washington High is a public school."
"Oh."
We stared at each other awkwardly for a moment.
Kip finally floated back up and whacked the Princess upside the head with his wand. "Drop me bitch! Why I'd ought to drop kick you for that!"
"You and what body?" she threatened.
Kip's face grew pale. "Never mind. Have you forgotten what we're here for?"
"Oh, I guess I have."
Kip and the Princess laughed and when they finally quit, everything got silent.
"What are you here for again?" "Oh! Yeah! Well," she laid her arm over my shoulder and leaned in real close. "There's this dance contest going on in my kingdom," she told me, waving her hand around like a drunk. "And, basically, I can't dance worth a crap, so if you'd take my place in the competition, I'll take your place here and all will be well." Kip nodded happily.
I backed out from under her arm. "As great as that sounds, I think I'll pass. I'm sure if I just scream or something, this dream will be all over and I won't have one of those nightmares the guidance counselor is so interested in."
Kip's face turned furiously red. "Look here! I have risked my life to get my lazy ass of a boss out of something as simple as a dance competition she doesn't even have to compete in. I not going back without a different princess!"
Figuring blowing right back up at Kip could work, I shouted furiously "And who do you think you are trying to pick a fight with someone thirty times bigger than you?" "I, Madam, am Kip the 777th."
"The… 777th?"
"Well it all started off when my great, great, great, great, great-"
"Kip, no one has time for your long ass family tree when we need to get her into the closet and set up with one of the smoking hot six princes!"
I paused. "Six smoking hot princes?" "Yup, and they're all just waiting for the beautiful Princess Sabrina to sweep them off their feet and ask them to dance!"
I pondered the outcome of my choices for a moment. "Well," I shrugged. "There's not really anything interesting going on right now, so I guess it couldn't hurt to go."
"That's the spirit!" the Princess chirped and muttered to Kip "Well that was easy."
"You know it's because I have amazing persuasive abilities," he argued.
"It's because I mentioned the six smoking hot princes you know," she argued back.
"Actually, it's because life is really boring right about now, so I don't really have anything to lose…" I commented.
"No one asked you!" the Princess waved her arm and continued to argue under her breath with Kip.
I watched them argue for a moment until Kip stopped in the middle of his argument and shouted "Wait a second!"
The Princess and I both recoiled a bit.
Kip took a strand of my hair and started dragging me into the closet. "Hold on tight to me and prepare yourself. It may cause minor dizziness, difficulty of breathing, hypertension, nausea, increased heart rate, fatigue, and/or unplanned pregnancies."
Before I could protest, Kip pushed me head first into the closet to start a new journey.
