Hello, welcome to chapter two of The Uzukage: Naruto. As I said. I write a chapter ahead so poll choices will take effect later. Anyway, ONWARD WE GO!

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REWRITE: NARUTO HAS RINNEGAN REMOVED(TOO OP)

"Biju/summon Speaking"

'Biju/summon thinking'

"Person speaking"

'Person thinking'

"JUSTUUU!"

Uzukage: Naruto Chapter 2

(Academy classroom)

Naruto sat in his window seat, annoyed as he waited for his sensei. Of course, he was annoyed only because Kakashi was THREE FREAKIN' HOURS LATE. As the door swung open, he had to control himself to not take the man's head off right there and then.

"Team 7? My first impression of you is ... you guys look dumb." mumbled the cyclops. "On the roof in three."

The man disappeared in a shunshin. The three genin/ genin hopefuls leapt out of the chairs and ran to the stairs. For the weaker two, it was the only way or so it seemed and for Naruto, he wasn't willing to show anything. The three rushed onto the roof with ten second to spare and walked to their sensei.

Kakashi clapped his hand together. "Well let's get started, let's start with introductions. Pinkie first."

Sakura stared blankly at the jonin. "Um what do you mean Kakashi sensei? What should we say?" Naruto had to hold back his face palm not to blow his 'I love Sakura-chan!' persona. Gods, how was this girl the Kunoichi of the year? She was useless in battle, dumb and apparently socially and verbally inadequate to qualify as a ninja or even a normal civilian. Even Kakashi sighed, exasperated.

"Say stuff like likes, hobbies, dislikes and dreams. Let me introduce myself. I am Kakashi Hatake, I like some things, I dislike what I don't like and as for dreams in the future? Hmmm, you don't need to know." The three genin hopefuls that sat before him sweat dropped. 'All we got was his name, why do we have a lazy dumbass for our sensei?'

Sakura perked up, now aware of how to introduce herself (sarcasm intended). "I'm Sakura Haruno, I like... (looks at Sasuke) giggle, I dislike Ino-pig, Naruto-baka and murders and rapist! I enjoy (looks at Sasuke again) and my dreams for the future is to (Sasuke again) giggle." At this point everyone was leaning away from the strange deranged girl, especially Sasuke who had shuffled away and was now on the other side of Naruto who was now between the pair. Naruto under his henge wore a WTF expression, ಠ_ಠ yeah, that one. 'Who mentions rapists and murderers on their basic list of dislikes? I like murderers, I'm gonna be one in the future! Either that or I'll be a useless shinobi.'

'Well she is clearly a mentally challenged child, you said so yourself. Who knows what she thinks? I like killing!' was the helpful reply from a demonic fox.

"Ducky, you're up next."

Sasuke growled at the nickname. "I'm Sasuke Uchiha, I like a few things and dislike a lot. my dream for the future is to kill a certain man and avenge my family." Sakura had stars in her eyes at his awesomeness, Kakashi frowned and Naruto rolled his eyes.

"Fine, Goldie you're up next."

"I'm Naruto Uzumaki! I like ramen, the Teuchi's and the Hokage. My dislikes are the time it takes to cook ramen, when you butt is so fab toilet water just feels like it has to 'tap dat ass' and arrogant people who think they are better than others. My dream... is to become a kage and lead my people well as well as make my family name and myself to be known all over the elemental nation!" Everyone seemed to accept this casually despite his strange dislike description.

"Okay team 7, meet at training ground 3 at 8 am. I advise you not to smile breakfast tomorrow or you'll throw up." 'advised' Kakashi with an eye smile. Sasuke turned to leave and his loyal pink-haired dog followed.

"Kakashi-sensei,"

"Hai Naruto?"

"Once I become a shinobi only the Old man will be able to tell me what to do or affect my life, right?"

"Yep, if by old man you mean the Hokage. Why?"

"Nothing much." replied Naruto absentmindedly as he disappeared into wisps of air. Kakashi blinked, 'well that was weird' he shrugged and pulled out an orange book, giggling and disappeared into a swirl of leaves.

(The next day)

Naruto landed in a crouch at training ground three at 11 o'clock.

"NARUTO! You're late!" wailed the banshee known as Sakura. Naruto rolled his eyes and decided to say nothing, it was to troublesome as a certain Nara would say.

"Well my cute little genin, let's get this test started, shall we?" asked Kakashi as he appeared in a shunshin. "You have to collect these bells on my waist to pass. Notice there are only 2 bells, whoever gets the bells will pass. That means only two of you will become genin, this test only has a 66.6% pass rate. You have three hours, come with the intent to kill, starting from... NOW!" The silver haired jounin placed down the alarm as Sasuke and Sakura leapt away.

"Naruto, you're either not getting the idea of stealth or this test very well are you?" questioned Kakashi as he stared at the short blonde before him.

" No sensei, I just know I can win." holding the hand seal for the kage bunshin no jutsu Four clones popped into existence around and disappeared in bursts of pure speed. The true Naruto stood back, a golden kunai shimmering into existence out of his palm as a safety precaution. Kakashi's eyes widened, as the boy rushed to him at almost Gai (with weights) level speeds. His instinct barely saved him as the four attacked simultaneously with a kunai. Kicking into action, he weaved through the attacks he took out his own kunai and charged it with lightning chakra and swiped, two clones dodged but two others were electrocuted by the arc released from the blade, the man was holding no stops here, he couldn't risk it. The last two clones stared and nodded at each other before attacking in a pincer movement from the older man's left and right. The left clone was dispelled by a mizu bunshin of Kakashi and the right defeated by the original. In the treetops, a certain Uchiha seethed at the power the blonde had shown 'that power, it should be mine!'.

"Very good Naruto, you're speed is outstanding for a genin student. It's too bad you didn't get the bells."

Naruto frowned, "Ah... oh well, it seems you're correct, ready for round 2?" Naruto himself, dashed toward his silver haired sensei. The golden kunai in his hand disappeared and instead a golden mass of a golden bronze metal rushed out of his palm in the form of a spear shooting ahead to its target. Kakashi's eyes shot up considerably at the ability, it reminded him of 'Kushina-senpai?' (AN: Notice me senpai! XD sorry guys.) With his own kunai, he deflected the projectile and jumped back wary of Naruto's palms.

"Very interesting Naruto. I've only seen one other with that ability."

"Hai. My Kaa-chan. Worried?"

"Heh! Of course not! I just need to be wary of your back and palms. I knew your mum very well, she was my ANBU squad leader when I was younger." Naruto did not seem surprised by this, but smirked.

"Ah. Kakashi sensei it seems you don't know what I can really do." Kakashi's eyes widened as a fine golden metallic sand erupted from the spear and encased his body. The man struggled but no avail, the sand was far too strong. 'The Yondiame Kazekage's ability!'

"Ah.. Now isn't this a surprise! You see sensei, I have a much more powerful and definite control over my 'chains'. If I can make it, I can control and shape it. It is my chakra." As to prove his point, Naruto's palm faced outwards and more of the golden sand billowed out. As they neared the man, the sand clumped into different shapes forming a variety of hovering weapons in the air. (AN: I don't get this in the canon. First things first, I'm the realest.( u know where that's from, yeah the one and only I-G-G-Y. Who dat? Who dat? IDK. Na, anyway, Kushina's only ability was chains which could hold down a bijuu or enemy. Useless much? C'mon guys, she made the chains with her own chakra, it's like a psuedo-Mokuton but wood release is shape-able. Naruto can control his sand to any extent, but it's not invincible, you'll see.)

"Now Kakashi-sensei, surrender and give me the bells." Naruto sighed as his only response was the captured man to explode into lightning, 'bunshin'. The true Kakashi noticed that some parts of the sand where his lighting had zapped seemed to disappear into chakra. 'I see, the metal is made of his chakra, if I were to displace or remove the chakra the sand cannot sustain itself.'

Armed with this new information, the real Kakashi leap down from the tree he was on and shunshined behind Naruto, hoping to avoid the metal sand completely. Kakashi threw a chop at the back of Naruto's neck in attempt to know him out, it was blocked... by a plate of golden metal armour that had grown out of the Uzumaki's neck. 'Oh shit' seemed like a reasonable thought as more metal climbed up the jounin's arm till it reached his elbow. Kakashi quickly charged up a weak chidori, not enough to waste chakra or risk hurting Naruto more than a slight zap, but enough to disrupt Naruto's chakra in his sand and pull his arm free. Naruto's eyebrows raised at this, 'It seems he has figured out this abilities weakness, it's too bad that he doesn't have enough chakra to seriously affect my attacks'

"Wow Kakashi-sensei, you're a pretty smart dude to analyse the weakness so quickly." complimented Naruto, Kakashi could sense a but coming (haha butts), "But do you think you can handle this?" Naruto spread his arms, a torrent of the golden sand seemed to shoot out of his body like the bugs of an Aburame. The sand continued to pour out till there was a cloud of sand about the size of a Hokage's head on the monument hovering over the pair. Naruto's eyes gleamed almost manically, "DANCE SENSEI! Uzumaki technique: Chakra chain: SAND DRIZZLE" Bullets of sand rained down upon Kakashi as he weaved and leapt away attempting to escape from under the cloud. However, it was futile as the cloud stalked him. Eventually, due to the constant dodging, Kakashi was eventually forced to retrace over his steps, where the sand on the ground wrapped around his ankle. This action caused Kakashi to trip over and the sand on the ground swarmed around him pinning him in a cocoon. A 'vine' of sand emerged from the jonin's metal coffin. It held the two bells which Naruto gratefully .

"I win sensei." stated the boy as he held the two bells aloft.

The masked man looked bewildered at his defeat, the sand let him free before it was reabsorbed by its creator. Composing himself, Kakashi accepted defeat "Well done Naruto, you win fair and square there, you surprised me. Good job! Very well, Sakura! Sasuke!" the two leapt out of the forest looking at Naruto warily and angrily . "Naruto, who will you choose to give the other bell to?"

Naruto turned and threw both bells at his teammates."I know the test was about teamwork Kakashi, I've never seen a three man squad before, there's always four."

"Very impressive Naruto, good analysis, too bad you're wrong, you fail. Sasuke and Sakura pass." Sakura cheered about true love and attempted to hug the Uchina, sadly, failing.

Naruto gritted his teeth at the man's eye smile before smirking himself. "Well it's a good thing I brought insurance isn't it?" chuckled Naruto holding a specially signed edition of Icha Icha paradise vol. 69. Kakashi searched his pockets frantically before he looked straight into Naruto's eyes with his single teary one.

"NOOOO! My precious! You pass just don't hurt it! Meet tomorrow at 8 tomorrow. YOU ALL PASS" sobbed the jounin. Naruto sweat-dropped ant chucked the book back to the man who leapt up to catch it midair and hugged it tightly as he landed in a roll. Naruto turned away and began to walk off but was stopped by a hand on his shoulder.

"Fight me, Naruto."

Naruto chuckled mirthlessly, "Are you sure Sasuke-teme? You might get injured and you don't want that to happen do you, huh?"

The black haired minor glared at Naruto. " You think you can beat me? I am an Uchiha, an elite. You should be proud you even have the opportunity."

"Very well, I shall prove you wrong, Uchiha. Let's find a training ground that is more hidden. I don't want the council or your loyal bum boys and fan-girls bothering me for hurting their 'precious Uchiha'"

The black eyed teen glare at the blonde, "Follow me, we can spar in my personal training ground at the Uchiha compound." The pair walked in a tense silence, Naruto was seemingly deep in though and his opponent anticipating the battle ahead. As they walked through the village, the villagers got the wrong impression of their 'great Uchiha' leading the 'Kyuubi child' and were congratulating him for 'teaching the demon brat his place'. Both genin ignored them, used to the comments and busy with their own thoughts.

Arriving at the Uchiha compound, the two traversed to the empty grounds by the tree line and stood at each end off the battle zone.

"Well almighty Uchiha, what are the rules?" mocked Naruto, completely relaxed and seemingly not even bothered.

"Taijutsu only, no maiming or long lasting damage, don't want you injured for tomorrow... Dobe." Naruto rolled his eyes at the lame ass attempt of a come back and watched as his opponent got into their stance. Crossing his own arms, he stood ready and waited. With a battle cry, the Uchiha heir rushed forward with a fist flying out... and missed. Naruto had barely leaned his head to his side and his disguise's blonde hair blew back from the rush of wind that followed. Sasuke couldn't even see the fifteen punches that flew into his gut in under a second but had no problem feeling them.

"GHAH!" a rag dolling body flew through the air and flew into the ground. Naruto casually stared down at the person at his feet.

"I win, Sayonara Uke-chan!" Naruto disappeared leaving the Uchiha a the training grounded, holding their stomach in pain. Getting up Sasuke had an unreadable expression. 'It seem I'm not the only one with secret is it Naruto?' Sasuke got up and went inside. 'It seems I've got some catching up to do though.'

(Hokage office)

"OHAYO OJI-SAN" was Naruto exuberant greeting for the Hokage. Hiruzen Sarutobi was an old man, well into his 70s (AN: IDK if this is true), despite his age, his power and prowess as a shinobi was still nothing to be ignored. Naruto knew this, although, he was disappointed for the man's behaviour instead. Weak willed and far too relaxed listening the council much than a kage should.

"Hello Naruto-Kun." Greeted the old man kindly, "Well done on your promotion to genin." Naruto scratched his head bashfully.

"Heh, it was nothing. It just means I'm one step closer to being Hokage." Under his henge, Naruto rolled his eyes. 'Oh the irony'. Hiruzen chuckled at the blondes apparent enthusiasm.

"I'm sure you'll get there someday Naruto-kun, but congratulations aside, there's another reason I called you. Kakashi-san has told me some very interesting news about some... abilities you have."

Naruto's overzealous henge bounced up and beamed."I know, I'm awesome right, old man? Look!" Naruto spread out his arms as a bronze gold dust swirled around him in midair, coiling around itself. The Hokage look fascinated by this, entranced 'Wow, Naruto you really are such a skilled and special (in a good way) child, if only the villagers could see this. Your parents would be so proud of you.'

"Very interesting Naruto-kun! how did you find out about this?"enthused the old man in a grand-fatherly way.

Naruto decided there was no reason to hide the truth, "I know who my mother is and my heritage oji-san. You don't think an orphan with an actual surname wouldn't look it up? The only Uzumaki that was in the village during my lifetime was Uzumaki Kushina. She was quite famous for her chakra chains according to the bingo books."

Hiruzen sighed, "I guess I wouldn't be able to hide this, I assume you know of your father?" a nod confirmed his suspicions, "Very well, I will give you all of your heritage, your house and money. But remember Naruto, don't go screaming it around, you've done well so far but I don't want assassination squads coming for you. OK?"

Naruto grinned a huge genuine smile, "Okay, oji-san. Thank you!"

"It's okay Naruto. It's rightfully yours anyway. Congratulations on your promotion, have fun. You're dismissed."

As Naruto walked to the door, he couldn't stop grinning. 'Part one of the plan is done for me by complete luck if my suspicions are right, I can only wait and see.'

Nearing his house, Naruto was not alarmed when a masked ninja dropped next to him on the empty 'demon's street'.

"Naruto-sama, Danzo-sama requests your presence." closing his eyes, Naruto let a small nod, signifying the ROOT agent to leave. Walking into his apartment, he created a clone just in case before disappearing in a flash.

Drip. Drip. Drip. Naruto frowned, he hated this place, it was dank, dark and empty. Walking through the maze of corridors, he finally reached his destination and kneeled.

"Danzo-sama."

"Kitsune. Rise. You are on genin Team 7 with Hatake Kakashi, Haruno Sakura and Uchiha Sasuke correct? Your ongoing mission will be to monitor Sasuke and attempt to get him to join ROOT or at least prevent him from the risk of defecting. Since you are now a Konoha genin, you will not be free to carry out regular missions. Complete this task."

Naruto frowned internally, this clown was annoying. He had worked under this man for the past seven years, mainly for his own benefit. The Konoha elder thought to highly of himself even though he was a pitiful mixture of DNA and implants, no, not breasts. Fucking eyeballs in his arm.

"You're annoying Danzo." drawled Naruto in response. His face not changing at all.

"You are refuse my orders? I was the one that taught you and stopped the counci- AARGH! ROOT!"

"Dude, you taught me jack-shit besides history, the rest I pretty much learnt myself or from fellow operatives. While your protection from the council due to your position was appreciated when I was younger, you are now expendable. The council cannot touch me without the Hokage's consent and you know he won't do anything to negatively affect me." Naruto stood up, his palm was connected to a gold chain that dug through the ground under him. The other end had erupted from Danzo's stone throne (Rhyme) and was piercing his heart, a spiked tip flailing about as it came out of the front of the old man's chest.

"ROOT! ATTACK HIM! IZANAGI!" Danzo's eyes widened as he remained there, still gravely injured. With his remaining adrenaline he ripped off his bandages and unclasped the golden locks thank enclosed his arms. Looking at the eyes on his arms, his own widened. One by one, each sharingan was reverting to plain black eyes which eventually stilled and died, as though they had stopped being supplied chakra. Hearing a chuckle from his attacker he glared, "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE! ROOT!"

Naruto dropped his henge. ROOT agents made no move except to bow to Naruto. Seals appeared all over the chain piercing his chest, all of which were absorbing his chakra at a rapid rate. "NO! ROOT I COMMAND YOU TO PUT AGENT KITSUNE DOWN!"

Naruto rolled his eyes before he turned around to face the ROOT agents which kneeled before him. "ROOT, Destroy this hideout. Move to the pre-planned position and set up camp. Everyone be prepared to be mobile soon! A new location for our permanent base has been found and construction will start soon. Make sure you are not seen or detected reaching the temporary base. MOVE!"

All the ROOT members stood up and saluted. "HAI NARUTO-SAMA!" The private army dispersed placing exploding tags in appropriate positions to bring down the base while others collected supplies. Naruto turned his back as he walked out of the base.

"YOU WANT GET AWAY WITH THIS!" exclaimed a furious and still bound Danzo. Naruto turned his head and eye smiled.

"That's where you're wrong Danzo. You see the problem is, I already have."

Twenty minutes later, Naruto sat at home opening his mother's Uzumaki scroll from his heritage. Skimming through the text, he eventually found what he wanted.

'I FOUND IT! HAHAHAHA! Kyuu-chan, I found it! Now, how do I get there without suspicion? Kyuu, are you willing to help me with the plan?'

'Hai Naru-kun. Of course I will. I told you, family is the most important thing didn't I? I'll stand by you on this decision.'

Naruto smiled ecstatically. It was the happiest he had ever been in years. 'I'm coming home guys. Wait for me.'

END

Story wise: Epic revelations, Kakashi gets rekt, Fem!Sasuke is revealed and we find out even more about Naruto's plan and Uzu.

SHALL I INCLUDE THE WAVE ARC OR NOT? IF SO SHOULD ZABUZA AND HAKU SURVIVE?

Poll is still up. Vote for stuff. Provide ideas. Give me money. Buy be stuff. Bake me cookies and become an elite 360 NoScoper. More frequent shorter chapters or less common longer chapters?

Please review. Thank you for the feedback so far. Please enjoy :D. Not sure when Chap 3 will be up.

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