Melee- Chapter 1
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Sasuke shuddered walking into his shared room, he wondered vaguely if Naruto went over to Gaara's room.
"Hey…" Guess not.
"…Hey…" Sasuke replied warily. Naruto was sitting on his stomach, his pillow tucked under his chest reading a textbook. A towel hung around his neck. Naruto glanced up at the response, he smirked.
"Don't worry, after my showers I refuse to have sex 'cause I'm clean. In the shower, sure! Out and after, no…"
Sasuke sweatdropped "Ah…right …"he sat down on his bed and numbly took out a textbook. 'I have a bad feeling about this school…'
May: aren't I evil? XD on with the next chapter!
Chapter one- When Naruto became a slut…
Sasuke groaned shifting in his bed, trying to wake up. "Nnn… why do you move around so much?" a groggy voice, dangerously close to his ear, muttered. Sasuke's eyes snapped open.
Lying on his bed, arms wrapped firmly around his neck, was (who else?) Naruto. Sasuke did the most reasonable thing a boy his age –with a blonde-haired beauty sleeping with him-would; Molest, Rape, anything of the sort? No. He screamed like a little girl. "OMIGOD!!!!"
Naruto eeped when Sasuke more or less shoved him off the bed. He landed ungracefully on his chest on the floor. "Ow…" he whined, picking himself up, he glared at Sasuke.
The Uchiha was pressed flat against the wall his bed was pushed against. "W-wha…Why were you in my BED?!?!" Sasuke screeched, yanking his blanket up to his neck, blushing.
"Have you tried sleeping alone at night, when you've had a guy in your bed every night since sixth grade?" Naruto huffed "It's lonely!"
Sasuke sweatdropped. 'Sixth grade?!' "Are you a prostitute?" he asked warily.
Naruto raised a brow before smirking. "Of course not…... I don't ask for money…." Sasuke paled.\
Itachi glanced up as Sasuke sprinted into his classroom, skidding to a stop at his desk. "Room change. NOW!"
Itachi lifted a brow "As much as I'd like to end your suffering, no other rooms are open at the moment, you're "lucky" nobody had been placed in Naruto's room for oblivious reasons."
"Lucky? LUCKY?! DO YOU KNOW WHAT HE DID LAST NIGHT?!?!?" Sasuke shouted, flailing his arms. At Itachi's, more, raised brow, he continued "HE SNUCK IN MY GODDAMN BED! AND HIS EXCUSE; IT WAS LONELY BECAUSE HE HADN'T BEEN "ALONE" SINCE SIXTH GRADE! SIXTH GRADE!!!!!! WHO DOES THAT WHEN THEY'RE ELEVEN?!?!" Sasuke screeched.
Itachi sighed "Well I can't do anything…now if you'd leave, I have a class taking their exams…" Sasuke glanced behind him at the full classroom; the students staring back with mixes of shock, sympathy and that "Hahaha you poor bastard, are you still even a virgin?" look. He sweatdropped.
"Errr…yeah…" he quickly left the classroom.
Gaara, who'd already finished his exam, raised his hand "Uchiha-sensei…you do know it would be easier to have Sasuke and myself switch rooms, right?"
Itachi glanced at Gaara before chuckling evilly, scaring his class (except Gaara and few others who witnessed Itachi laughing before) shitless "Gaara, we both know how much fun it is to torture our siblings…"
Gaara smirked, successfully scaring all the class (not including Itachi) shitless "True…"
Sasuke huffed walking towards the lunchroom "Stupid Itachi…" he muttered.
"Fuck off, Kyuubi!" a familiar voice hissed to his left.
Sasuke blinked 'Naruto?' he looked to his left to see Naruto, dressed in a loose white, sleeveless hoody on with (what else?) the number 69 in orange print, and black, tight jeans, an orange messenger bag slung over his shoulder.
The blond was talking to an older boy with long crimson hair flowing down to his mid-back. Though Sasuke couldn't see the red head's face. He could tell he was hot, if his body was any hint, the teenager was dressed in a loose fishnet shirt cut sleeveless, with a black tank top shirt that cut off above his stomach. A spiral tattoo was on his left shoulder. "Sleeves"(the pieces of fabric that slide on like a glove) went down his arms. Black, tight, leather pants that rode low enough to reveal a tease of red pubic hair, proving the guy was a natural redhead. Several belts hung off his slim hips; a black one studded with silver stones, another with red ones. A plaid print red one, and several chains. Bracelets hung off his wrists and he had on several rings on his hand. Sasuke blinked when he noticed one ring on his left ringer; it was simple compared to the other ones, a silver band with a small diamond set in it.
Sasuke stared at the object 'That guy that screams "punk!" engaged?!' he blinked when the redhead grabbed the long chain around his neck and showed Naruto.
The blonde cringed before trying to walk towards the cafeteria, and to Sasuke's panic, to him, but the redhead grabbed Naruto.
Sasuke blinked seeing the guy's face, he was hot; his eyes, strangely slitted, matching his hair, with whisker like marks similar to Naruto's only wider and more pronounced.
The redhead pulled the blonde into his arms, wrapping them around Naruto tenderly. Naruto pushed at his chest, tears prickling at his eyes. Sasuke bit his lip before walking over. "Hey! Knock it off!" he yelled pulling Naruto away from the older teen.
Naruto blinked in surprise "Sas…Sasuke?" he stared up at Uchiha holding him. He bit his lip "Kyuubi, please… leave…"
The redhead, or Kyuubi, growled "Dammit, Naruto! We need to talk about this! Moving away and breaking off contact with me… do you know how long it took me to find you?! Do you know how worried I was?!" he hissed, glaring at the blonde. Naruto flinched.
Sasuke returned the glare gladly "Back off… I'm not sure what's going on, but Naruto doesn't feel comfortable around you…"
Kyuubi yanked at particularly long chain around his neck. "Shut the fuck up, bastard! I think I have the right to talk to my fucking fiancé!" he snapped showing Sasuke a matching ring on the chain.
The brunette blinked before looking at Naruto.
The blonde didn't meet either of their eyes.
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