From: radioheadispoetry
To: alarkin
Subject: Testing
What are you?
From: alarkin
To: radioheadispoetry
Subject: re:testing
At last, somebody! You have no idea how happy I am to hear from you! Or maybe you do. What's your name? Are you alright wherever you are? What happened to you? Did the blocker work?
And I'm sorry but I don't entirely follow you. Could you please re-phrase?
From: radioheadispoetry
To: alarkin
Subject: re:testing
It's too early to be telling you all that. But answering the same questions would be helpful.
All the non-supernaturals are dead. What are you?
From: alarkin
To: radioheadispoetry
Subject: re:testing
Now you mention it probably likewise. But realistically I don't have much to lose so: Allison Larkin, I suppose so, as safe as anywhere much is at least, Nothing much. Everyone died, I lived with my parents and I'm still at their house, hid in the wine-cellar when they came but they must have smelt me so I don't know why they didn't investigate. Could you at least please give me your first name so I have someone to address these to? They don't look right otherwise.
I didn't know that. Werewolf. What about you?
From: radioheadispoetry
To: alarkin
Subject: re:testing
Allison, (Got to admit I see what you mean)
Christa, same thing as you. Staying at the house of a friend and his wife. Some undead bastards got our ghost and aforementioned wife's gone mental. Apart from that life's been a complete breeze.
Yeah, some of us have died too. But none of them have lived. They've been thorough with them and just haven't been arsed with us.
Christa
from: alarkin
to: radioheadispoetry
Subject: re:testing
Christa (good name, quite unusual)
Oh I'm very sorry. But there are more of you? Are you all werewolves?
I wonder what the point of that is. Or actually what the point of all this is. We need a plan of action Christa.
Yours, Allison.
From: radioheadispoetry
To: alarkin
Subject: re:testing
Allison.
Thanks. Nope, Adam's a Vampire, Yvonne's a succubus . So we had the whole set, lucky, lucky us.
Is this really the time for an existential crisis? Shit happens. Shit has always happened, but especially after the devil's got himself on the telly. Wait where did the "we" come from? And anyway even if "we" were ever up to saving the world the time's long gone by now. Sorry to break it to you.
Christa
