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SWITCHED!
Chapter 2:
Bathroom Battle
Kakashi went to the bathroom only to wash his face (Anko's face really). Anko was downstairs, raiding the fridge. She saw ramen and decided to warm it up. For some strange reason, I love ramne more than dangos now, Anko thought. Ah, well better not worry too much about it. Kakashi washed his face, stared in the bathroom mirror. He sighed miserably at the sight that he was now seeing. This sickens me, utterly. Both he and Anko don't really like each other, thus never talked (as friends) before.
"I'm gonna go sleep and pray to God that shit is a terrible nightmare"
The sun hit high in the sky and slowly sneaked into Kakashi's bedroom. He was curled up beside Anko, both were deeply asleep. Anko shuffled a bit, causing Kakashi to fall in her chest. Both were deeply asleep. Kakashi shifted also, his face just a little below Anko's. Both were deeply asleep. Anko shifted again, this now causing a kiss. Kakashi was knocked out of his sleep by this, quickly sprang up. What was that! I kissed by own self! Felt good though. Kakashi thought.
"Wait, what am I saying?" Kakashi moaned as he scratched his (Anko's) purple hair. "Ah crap, I'm still in this body. Great. Fantastic." He said ironically.
"Kakashi-sensei!"
He heard a yell from downstairs sounding like….Naruto? He slapped Anko (who's in his body) trying to wake her up.
"What is it?" She snorted
"Get up and go answer the door, lazy ass"
"You go answer it"
"If I answer it, who knows what kinds of rumor will fly all over the place"
"I don't care"
"Answer the door, I'm gonna take a shower"
With those words, Kakashi went off to the shower. He brushed his teeth, washed his face. He stared for about five minutes in the mirror. He touched his lips, remembering what happened this morning. Arrggg, damn these female hormones. He silently fumed.
Anko went to greet Naruto, who was waiting endlessly at the front door. At first, she stood before the door thinking how Kakashi would act in front of Naruto. Finally, she opened the door.
"Yo, Naruto"
"Hey Kakashi-sensei remember that you're gonna treat me to ramen"
"Yeah, yeah I remember"
'So what'cha doing?"
"Naruto, don't ask"
Kakashi took off his clothes, went in the shower. He scrubbed every part ensuring that he's bathing properly. Then, he stopped. A flash of thoughts attacked his mind. Oh shit, I don't know how to…. Wash…. Down…. There!
"Don't panic, don't panic" He tried to calm himself. "Anko! Anko!" He yelled trembling. Why was he trembling, only God knows why. Anko, who was downstairs heard. She quickly, told Naruto goodbye and bolted up the steps. Man, I need shower also She thought.
"Anko where are you!"
"God, I'm right here"
"I…ummm….need….your….help" Kakashi stuttered
Anko busted with laughter. She laughed so much, her eyes welled with water.
"What's so funny?"
"You look traumatized"
"It's this female hormones"
"You?" Anko asked teasingly pointing a finger "You need my help?"
"Well that's what I just said!" Kakashi yelled, clearly infuriated.
"The great Copy Nin needs my help? Ho ho, this is too funny"
"Well in case you haven't noticed, I'm not the Copy Nin anymore"
"Okay, okay" Anko laughed "What's your dilemma?"
"I don't know how to bathe your body" He said in a low whisper.
"You what?"
"I don't know how to bathe your body"
"What?"
"I don't know how to bathe this thing!"
"Well that's e—"Anko paused "This thing! How dare you call my sexy, well defined body 'this thing'"
"Yeah, yeah whatever,"
Anko felt like exploding. God, I just feel like wringing his nice slender neck, to break that oh so…. What the heck am I thinking? Anko shook her violently, groaning in the process. Kakashi looked in confusion, wondering why the hell she's behaving like that. He looked on, looking aimless.
"What are you staring at?" She hissed
"Who else is standing in front of me?"
"You what?"
"What?"
"Just let me bathe you and end this tragedy"
Kakashi handed Anko the bathing rag, Anko took it ferociously. While she doing so, Kakashi felt uneasy. He moaned as Anko rubbed his (her) with such mansuetude. Anko shook her head as she felt him, flinched, trembled and heard him whimper.
"There, all done." Anko smiled "Hey, why are you shaking?"
"Female hormones"
"My, you blame everything on female hormones" Anko smirked evilly.
"Whatever,"
Kakashi washed off, then put on a towel.
"Hey, where you are going?"
"To put on those clothes"
"I need to bathe too you know!"
"Oh, I didn't know you needed help"
"Just your ass back in here"
Kakashi walked sluggishly into the bathroom. He chuckled a bit imagining if Anko was born as a boy. He laughed out loud, Anko darting him a 'Shut the fuck up or you're gonna die' look.
"Hey, I'm craving for ramen here, hurry it up!"
Kakashi snatched the rag (they didn't use the same rag) from Anko. Anko stood, gazing into the ceiling.
"This actually feels good"
"Can I tell you"
Anko began laughing. The tickling sensation was overwhelming. She stepped back, bouncing into wall.
"Keep steady and stop moving!"
"I…can't….help….it!" She chuckled
"Well, you're gonna help it!"
Kakashi launched himself at her, the two slipped and fell to the ground. Kakashi still was having a hard time, a laughing Anko was more than he could manage. Damn Anko's body! It can't do anything against my body!
"You leave me no choice" Kakashi performed a hand seal "Kyuchinose no justu!"
Sadly, a large rat (about the size of both Kakashi's fists put together) appeared in the shower. It was of a dirty brown colour, wet and disgusting. Kakashi screamed in terror, ran all over the place. Anko could only laugh more as the sight was too funny. Kakashi ran out of the bathroom, ran downstairs screaming like a terrified girl (which he was). Why am I screaming and running from a rat? Damn these female hormones! Surprising enough, the rat followed Kakashi looking for a way out. He reached outside, screaming and panicking. The rat grazed his foot, he felt his whole skin quivered. Anko had reached downstairs to continue her laughing when Kakashi attacked her.
"Kill it, kill it, kill it, kill it, kill it!" He yelled pointing to the wet creature. As the bright sunlight hit, the creature ran back into the house. Kakashi screamed even more, standing behind Anko and tipped up to peer over her shoulder.
"Okay I need a knife"
"No you don't. Chidori!" Kakshi yelled terrified
"I don't know how to. And if you want to get of that thing, let me do it my way" Anko headed to the kitchen, found a kunai instead. She walked back to Kakashi, and sailed it at the squirming creature.
"See a job well done" Anko smiled. Kakashi sighed a sigh of relief grateful that the rat is now gone.
"You know you utterly disgust me" Anko hissed viciously at Kakashi.
"What makes you say that?"
"One, you're running from your own summon and two, Mitarashi Anko would run from a rat!"
"These damned female hormo—"
"I don't wanna hear it!' Anko headed back upstairs, angry and happy at the same time. She turned to face Kakashi. "Still, I had a really good laugh"
"Oh you're gonna get it!" Kakashi took up the kunai knife and chased Anko up the staircase with it.
"Where are you going?' He yelled "Get back here!"
"Ewwww that's nasty!" Anko said trying dodge the swinging knife. "Get a away!'
"I still have to bathe you!"
"Shit, this isn't gonna as sweet as Dangos"
I don't know if this chap. Is okay but please review and let me know if there's anything wrong thank you!
