Disclaimer I don't own Inuyasha Rumiko Takahashi, and Viz Media do, Rated R Lemons
Dedicated to Sesshy's Mate2010, Megan Consoer. And Sweetsapphiero who gave me the idea to do this one. Updated Nov 12 2011, Once again it's mating season and Inuyasha is at it again, and Sessh teaches him the true meaning of hell on earth. Complete one shot. Sessh/Kag
The Horny Taiyoukai 2
By Raven 2010 Oct 1 2010
Inuyasha never learns, and Sesshoumaru's revenge
It's mating season again and Sesshoumaru's in heat and Kagome's a very happy mate having Sesshoumaru's undivided attention, no wonder Kagome loves mating season.
Of course we all know Inuyasha also knows and has been waiting for it to come just so he can yes once again torture his poor horny brother. Knowing that Kagome's in her own time for a few days, the naughty Hanyou has plans, Sesshoumaru has his own plans for Inuyasha oh and their twisted he was going to get revenge on Inuyasha for the torture he put him through the year before
Inuyasha is about to turn what would be age 18 in human years and what he doesn't know is that all Hanyou's that age start going into heat, dear sweet Sesshoumaru has been waiting ever so patiently for it and is going to get revenge on Inuyasha for what he did to him the year before. Sesshoumaru with his sight sound and scent hidden inside his barrier was watching
"Inuyasha tomorrow is his birthday and starting 12:am his fever will start" Sesshoumaru thought
Sesshoumaru observed his brothers daily habits it only took him that one day to learn all he needed to know. Every night at the same time Inuyasha went to the hot spring for his nightly bath. Inuyasha stripped, got into the water and relaxed when he was finished he got out dried off went back to the village and bedded down for the night
It was ten minutes to midnight Inuyasha was in a nice relaxing deep sleep and Sesshoumaru was chomping at the bit waiting for the fun to start. It was now 12:am Inuyasha was awoken by a blazing fever was sopping wet and had an aching boner the start of his 3 week heat cycle had just began
The confused Hanyou did not know what the hell was going on but the one thing he did know is that he needed cold water fast so he headed to the river. Sesshoumaru was a master of illusions and could make people see hear smell and feel things that weren't really there. But barely anyone other then Kagome, his mother, and father knew this about him
Day 1 first prank
While Inuyasha sat in the water cooling down nicely he heard female laughter, a male chased and caught her they felt each other up and next the scene was about to begin. The two orally pleasured each other then after their orgasms the male backed the female against a tree kissed her passionately, opened her Kimono and dropped his hakama she wrapped her legs around his waist and her arms around his neck, he lifted her up and entered her
"Ahhh Minori more, more faster that's it oh yes" she moaned "Ha harder yesss"
"Oh Amaya" they cried out with their releases
Inuyasha who's erection had been quelled was now three times harder and aching then he was when his heat cycle began. He couldn't take anymore jumped out of the water dressed and took off fast into the forest to find a secluded spot. Inuyasha found a secluded part of the forest opened his hakama took his length out and began to work it, after what felt like forever he was finally ready to release. just as his release began he was suddenly and shockingly hit from behind with ice cold water
"Ahhhhhhhhhhh shit" what the fuck? Son of a bitch" who the hell? I'll kill you, you bastard" he screamed scaring all the animals out of their hiding places, and scared a few humans as well
He looked around and sniffed but found nothing there he swiped his claws in different directions thinking to slash any being using invisibility abilities but still no results. Poor Sesshoumaru fell on his ass laughing with tears running down his cheeks, and an aching stomach
"This is only a warm up and the beginning of hell little brother" Sesshoumaru said
"Why me? Can't a guy just get a little fucking relief without getting punished?
Is that to fucking much to ask for? Inuyasha yelled
"Hmm little brother that is better then the sexy scroll you tortured me with last year" Sesshoumaru said, furious Inuyasha made a hasty retreat
Sesshoumaru the dream master
Day 2 second prank
The following evening Inuyasha bedded down to sleep "Maybe tonight I'll catch a break" he thought. Sesshoumaru waited for him to drift off onto a deep sleep
"Little brother I hope you enjoy this as much as I do. Oh no wait a minute you wont but I will" Sesshoumaru said
Dream
Inuyasha was lying under a tree wearing only his fundoshi after soaking in the cool river his heated condition was gone and he dozed off to sleep. While he slept someone entered the area. he was awoken by the feel of hands pulling his fundoshi down and something warm and wonderful sheathing his manhood within it. His beautiful golden eyes snapped open to see a beautiful girl with thigh length black hair full curves and pale green eyes orally lavishing him
Inuyasha arched his back from the overwhelming pleasure he was now feeling he had never felt anything so wonderful in all his life. He dug his claws into the ground and let out a growl
"Oh God's this is to good to just be another dream" Inuyasha said "Oh shit yes" he felt his impending explosion nearing "ahhhhh yesss"
His release started he gazed up at the beauty before him pleasuring him his male pride swelled. He was immensely enjoying the combination of her and his near release. Suddenly the beauty was a large bear and now only horror filled his body instead of pleasure
"Ahhhhhhhhh, Kami's what the fuck?" Inuyasha screamed "Don't eat my joy stick, don't eat my joy stick it's the only one I've got" he then leapt up and ran like hell
Hearing the scream Sango, Miroku, Keade, and the others all came running to see what was going on. When they got to Inuyasha there he stood holding his manhood "T, the b, bear tried to e, eat my joy stick" Inuyasha said shivering in fear
"What bear? Have you finally lost it? Sango said grinning
"Inuyasha have ye been drinking sake? Keade asked
"No I ain't lost it or been drinking sake hag, and there was a bear" Inuyasha snapped
"Inuyasha my friend if you go into the forest find a secluded place and you know have a little private session that would relieve your stress. Plus you'd free yourself from all of that pent up unrelieved sexual pressure" Miroku said grinning wickedly
"Fuck you ya letch" do you ever think with anything other then that damn dick of yours? Practice what you preach monk practice" Inuyasha retorted
"Inuyasha I bet you were thinking with your dick and you had a dream" you did, didn't you?" Miroku replied
"Miroku go hump a fucking thorn bush" will ya? Inuyasha wise cracked
"After you go love yourself" Miroku replied
"Oh Kami's help me I think I am going to die" please grant me to live through this night? And I will be a good little taiyoukai I promise" doubled over laughing his ass off Sesshoumaru said
"Inuyasha perhaps ye should go relax in the hot spring for a time" Keade advised
Hot spring horror
"Hmmm hot spring + little brother + me = lots of fun and possibilities, hehehe" Sesshoumaru thought
The poor rattled hanyou made his way to the hot spring anticipating a nice relaxing soak in the warm comforting water. Sesshoumaru had a potion that said otherwise Sesshoumaru made himself invisible sneaked over to the spring and poured the potion in the water. Inuyasha enjoyed a good long soak got out, dried off, then got dressed he left and went back to the village and went to sleep. Now Sesshoumaru simply waited with eager anticipation for the morning to come and enjoy the effects of his deviltry
Everyone began waking up, Inuyasha was the last to wake and the fun was about to start. Inuyasha noticed and felt something different his body felt strange and familiar at the same time he looked under his haori thought himself hallucinating and nuts then looked down his hakama
"Nooooooooo, ahhh my hairy dick, my dick is hairy" what the hell is this shit?
Inuyasha bellowed
There was new Inuyasha 6 feet of Inu hanyou covered with red hair along with his head hair being red. The others stood there speechless shocked looks crossed their faces, and they stared intently "Eeeeek a bear, a bear Sango, Kagome get your weapons. Where's Inuyasha? Faking ignorance Miroku asked
"I hate life" why me? I'm a good hanyou I fight and destroy evil" isn't that enough? I'm getting punished" why? Inuyasha said
"It's a werewolf inu" Shippou teased
"A werewolf what? Inuyasha asked
"A werewolf inu, werewolf and inu mixed Kagome told me about werewolves they're people who turn into wolf like creatures and walk upright like humans" Shippou told him
"A werewolf inu my ass when I get the fucking prick who did this I'm gonna lop his off happy stick balls and all" Inuyasha promised
The nosy Hanyou, and the pictures
Day 3 third prank
Kagome returned and was greeted by a very happy smiling and horny mate as he helped her out of the well. Unable to wait Sesshoumaru lay her on the ground in back of the well and spent the next three hours making love to his happy little mate, he made a deal with Kagome to help him with his current prank and she was more then willing to help.
Sesshoumaru himself an artist drew very intricate sexual pictures on parchment and put it in Kagome's bag knowing that when she put the bag down a certain nosy hanyou would snoop in it. Kagome had all she could do to keep a straight after Sesshoumaru told her of his other pranks. she innocently went into the village while hidden Sesshoumaru watched. She put her back pack down and asked Sango, and Miroku if they'd help her pick some fruit and vegetables she winked they agreed
The three left Kagome quickly filled them in on what was about to happen next. They took their hiding places and waited sure enough good old Inuyasha looked around then went into Kagome's bag, he found the parchment and with a grin opened it. When he began looking it over his eyes went wide and bugged out his mouth dropped open and then he had a tent pole in his hakama, yes the poor thing had the worst aching boner in history
"Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ah crap not again" Inuyasha cried out
He dropped the parchment grabbed his manhood and walked legs spread not wanting to aggravate his already aching with need shaft, he cupped it in his hand then got up enough speed to make a hasty retreat. They all fell on their asses laughing themselves silly, Inuyasha was going to have a long day
"L, lord Sesshoumaru you a are the master prankster" Miroku got out between laughs
"Lord Sesshoumaru t, thank you" Sango choked out, Kagome gave Sesshoumaru bows
"Mate you are one sick puppy, but you're my sick puppy" Kagome said
"Yes and you can reward me later" he replied wearing a lecherous grin, that Miroku was proud of
Some things are not what they appear to be
Day 4 fourth prank
Inuyasha was watching, and waiting for an opportunity to torture Sesshoumaru during his heat cycle like he did the year before. Knowing that Sesshoumaru had taken a liking to the ramen Kagome brought there Inuyasha was going to slip a little something extra in Sesshoumaru's food. That night the food was ready Inuyasha served everyone setting their bowls out in front of them. Miroku sat next to Inuyasha he knew his hanyou friend was going to pull something. Sango was about to help the winning team
"Inuyasha look" is that a badger demon over there? Sango said
Inuyasha turned his head and looked in the opposite direction Miroku at the speed of light switched bowls he took Sesshoumaru's bowl and put it in front of Inuyasha then gave Inuyasha's bowl to Sesshoumaru. Inuyasha turned back around
"Ah Sango ya crazy female there's nothing there. Your losing it" Inuyasha wise cracked
"Oh sorry my mistake"
"Inuyasha keep it up remarks like that will get you turned in to a female by the blade of a sword" Kagome said feigning fury over the remark to make it look good
"Eeeeeee" Inuyasha responded
They started eating inside his head Sesshoumaru was laughing his ass off, once Iinuyasha ran off he and Kagome were going to set phase 2 of their revenge prank in motion. After a few seconds Inuyasha gulped he had eaten the lust potion laced ramen he had intended for Sesshoumaru
"What's wrong Inuyasha? Miroku innocently asked
Nothing I gotta go to the bathroom" he answered walking bow legged
"Come mate shall we put phase 2 of our plan into action? Sesshoumaru asked? then gave Kagome his hand helping her up
"Yes lets I could use a little fun" Kagome replied
Inuyasha was doing triple time relieving himself and was almost completely sated for a while. He sat back against resting his now exhausted body against a tree with the combination of his heat and the lust potion the slightest bit of stimulation sight, scent, sound, or thought of anything sensual would send him into lust filled torment then he heard and seen
Sesshoumaru holding Kagome's hand walking into the forest. Sesshoumaru turned to face her pulled her into an embrace and grabbed her ass while kissing her passionately, he hiked up her kimono, she put one leg over his hip, and they lustfully ground into each other. Inuyasha's eyes widened, and his mind raced with a thousand thoughts
"Oh yesss Sesshoumaru I'm so horny I am ready to come" now please? I want you inside me" She said while he kissed her neck
"Kami's woman I am near to it as well" Sesshoumaru backed her against a tree, opened his hakama, and her kimono then plunged in
"Sesshoumaru it's so big and feels so good, yesssssss, oh gods harder" Kagome exclaimed in ecstasy "Sesshoumaruuu"
"So tight, ahhh Kagome"
The poor fevered Hanyou hearing and seeing this was now hard again and in such torment and that all the cold water in the world would not help his current condition he practically limped trying to make his get away. Sensing he was gone Kagome, and Sesshoumaru broke out into gut wrenching laughter till their sides ached. Little did Inuyasha know that the whole thing was faked. Kagome opened her Kimono and Sesshoumaru grinned lecherously
"Sesshoumaru after that I need you for real this time" Kagome said
"And so you shall"
Lemon starts
Sesshoumaru became hard just hearing her request they did not even wait to strip he let his hakama drop to the ground, gently lay Kagome on the ground, mounted her, and plunged in sheathing himself up to the hilt he started out moving slowly. As passion and lust burned through them like raging fire Kagome arched her back, and met him thrust for thrust
"Sesshoumaru you make me feel so good"
"As you do me mate"
He kissed her neck licked her mating mark then gently lapped at her nipples and suckled like a hungry new born pup. Kagome bucked wildly beneath him, he thrust harder knowing that that's what she wanted and was rewarded with her many releases and hearing
"Mmm oh yesssss Sesshoumaru"
"That's it my mate cry out for me"
He continued to move within her taking her over the edge again and again, he was nearing his end and began thrusting faster and harder moving at inhuman speed
"God's yes Sesshoumaru"
"Ka, Kagome"
They both stilled panting Kagome waited a few minutes then licked his mating mark and he was immediately ready to go again. She turned him onto his back and began riding him at first slowly then fiercely he arched his back wildly thrusting up into her, her inner wals clinched around hid rod
"Yesss woman that feels so good" he lustfully said, his release hit "Kagomeee"
"My Se, Sesshomaru" after he put her on her hands and knees entered and continued to pleasure her over and over
Lemon ends
Inuyasha off in the distance with his keen canine hearing heard them "Horny bastard does he ever get fucking tired? Inuyasha was not seen or heard from for a week the lust potion would take that long to wear off
Wanna play dentist, a sexy hanyouess, and the amorous wolf gives chase
Inuyasha had already been back a day and yes again was stupidly plotting to try and nail Sesshoumaru again. Being in heat Sesshoumaru required more mating time then usual and Kagome was more then happy to oblige him, they would disappear 3 times or more a day and usually left at the same time each day. Like clock work they disappeared just before lunch time into the forest and picked a secluded spot to mate in. Inuyasha waited for them to start then hit Sesshoumaru with ice cold water Sesshoumaru's eyes bled red with blind rage
Before Sesshoumaru could make a move Kagome leapt for Inuyasha he ran back into the village stupid mistake. Sesshoumaru immediately calmed down knowing that his furious in a blind rage mate would make this worth watching so he followed Inuyasha reentered the village thinking he was safe. Kagome went into her back pack reached in and pulled out a pair of pliers she looked and acted like a sweet little angel then slowly stalked toward her target one unfortunate hanyou
"Inuyasha honey wanna play dentist?
"Kagome you stay away from me, I don't like that look in your eyes no, no, no"
"Now Inuyasha it wont hurt a bit" don't you trust me?
"Hell no wench not with that look in your eyes"
"Awww Inuyasha and here I thought we were friends. Kagsy loves you"
"Not with what your planning we ain't"
"Lord Sesshoumaru what did he do" Miroku asked
He stupidly interrupted our attempted mating what little brother is to ignorant to understand is that females when provoked they're worse then we males. And she's Inu now when the males go into heat the female is highly stimulated by her mate and the reverse is also true. Being half Inu one would think the fool would know this"
"I am only a simple monk and even I know that" Miroku said
"Yes lord Sesshoumaru no matter the species the female is always the more vicious one being one I know" Sango stated
"Yes and my fool brother refuses to believe that fact now he is about to learn the hard way" Sesshoumaru said smiling evilly
"Inuyasha all I want to do is make a pretty necklace out of them I mean come on you'll grow a new set anyway it's not like your losing them forever" Kagome taunted
"Wench if you think I'm about to stand there and let you yank my fucking teeth out your nuts"
"Oh come on my little Yasha I will be gentle I promise" Kagome said
"Nooooooo" Inuyasha said then ran with Kagome chasing him and snapping the pliers at the same time
"Inuyasha now remember to open wide" Sango wise cracked
"Yes little brother do not make my mate work to hard or I shall have to spank you" Sesshoumaru taunted
"Yes my friend be nice Kagome is a delicate female" Miroku teased they called out after his retreating form
"Fuuuuuuuck you ya bastards" was Inuyasha's reply "Sesshoumaru get this wench to off of me"
"Sorry little brother, no can do, my mate wants to play"
"An hour later Kagome returned Kagome where's Inuyasha" Miroku asked
"Oh he's back there tied to a tree"
"Did you really pull his teeth? Sango asked
"Nah I just did that part to scare the crap out of the little creep" Kagome answered smiling evilly
"Kagome you did something else to him didn't you? Judging by the look on your face" Miroku asked
"Who me? Yeah I did but you'll have to wait till he comes back to see what I do not want to spoil the surprise. He'll get out of his confinement eventually" she replied
30 minutes later Inuyasha returned hey "Wench first ya chase me with pliers, tie me to a tree, then you pour water over my head" what the fuck's up with that? Inuyasha complained
He was completely unaware of the changes that were about to take place but he was soon about to see and feel them. He suddenly felt strange within seconds there he was a sexy full figured curvaceous hanyouess with long curly brown hair and full breasts. He felt his chest after he opened, looked down into his hakama and gasped while at the same time his eyes went wide and a look of horror mixed with fear and loss covered his handsome face
"Tits, I've got tits" and where's my dick? I want my dick back" Inuyasha cried out, and he was horny as hell
"See Inuyasha" see what it's like to be a horny female? Just thought you'd like to know. And your in heat dumb ass you r 18 now you are of age and have just started your yearly heat cycle" Kagome informed him
"Congratulations little brother" Sesshoumaru rubbed it in
"You ,you bunch of dirty bastards, traitors" Inuyasha whined
"Well you started it, yes it is Taiyoukai mating season and they are horny but now so are you, you put lust potion in Sesshoumaru's food but the bowls were switched. Last year during Sesshoumaru's heat cycle you took great joy in torturing him and then you have the nerve to try again this year you never learn" Kagome retorted
"But at least I did not turn him into a girl" Inuyasha responded
"Ou you do make a beautiful Hanyouess " Miroku taunted
"And don't go getting no ideas ya perverted monk" Inuyasha snapped
"Inuyasha you wound me besides I like real girls" Miroku said
After Kagome had tied Inuyasha to a tree she ran into Kouga and asked him for a favor, she explained to him what she had done to Inuyasha Kouga agreed and they set up an
additional prank for Inuyasha. Kouga entered the village
"Hey sexy hanyouess I'd sure like to get to know you" Kouga said sexily with a wink
"Fuck you ya mangy wolf" Inuyasha snapped
"Don't be that way beautiful wolves mate for life you're my woman now" Kouga said while slowly approaching Inuyasha
"Get the hell away from you stupid flea bag it's me Inuyasha and I don't like boys so back off or die" Inuyaha said
"Oh come on now your not Inuyasha, I don't give up so easily on a female I want and hot stuff I want you. I'm gonna mate and mark you today there isn't gonna be none of that waiting around shit you'll be mine for life" Kouga taunted
"I'm a boy" Inuyasha replied
"Oh really if that's the case show me and I will leave you alone then leave. But I gotta tell you honey I smell nothing but pure female" Kouga said
"Eeeeeeeeew I'm gonna puke" Inuyasha said then turned and ran
Kouga had all he could do to keep a straight face "Come back beautiful I'm so horny you can't leave a guy like this. Your in heat baby I can smell it let me relieve it" Kouga teased "I've got a big one, once I get all twelve inches in you you'll never leave me alone"
"Twelve in, inches, h, holy shit" Miroku exclaimed
"Wow her hole is really going to get stretched" Sango said to torment Inuyasha more "Lucky little bitch"
The whole group was doubled over in gut wrenching laughter while tears rolled down their faces soaking them. Kagome looked at Kouga "Thanks K, Kouga I owe you one" Kagome choked out between laughs
Kouga let Inuyasha get ahead of him Kagome "Anything that tortures mutt face I'll enjoy doing it even if you had offered to pay me I'd have done it for free. Oh well let me go chase the mutt a little I gotta make it look good, see ya thanks Kags" Kouga said then bolted
"Oh my gods Ka, Ka, Kagome I think Inuyasha will b, be scared for life a after this" Sango got out between laughs
"Awww poor little brother such an emotional female" Sesshoumaru joked
"Kagome you are truly the queen of e, evil I am so proud promise you will never ch, change" Miroku choked out then coughed
Kouga gave Inuyasha a good long chase then stopped knowing that the hanyou would keep going. Kouga rested laughing himself sick for a while and returned to Keade's village he visited for a while then went back to his den. Even though he would return to his original male form the next day Inuyasha stayed away for a few days
