How to Annoy a Rozen Maiden and Live

This chapter, learn how to annoy and survive the wrath of Kanaria, self proclaimed smartest and brainiest of the Rozen Maidens.


1. Make fun of her violin skills. How to live: Run, hide, or sic another doll on her. Added bonus: If that doll starts to chase you as well.

2. Make fun of the clothes Micchan dressed her in. How to live: Run, hide or go to Mexico and change your name. Suggestions: Eduardo, or Maria for girls. Added bonus: If Micchan chases you too.

3. Make fun of Micchan's omelettes. How to live: Even though I'm still going to write it, just remember that you can always run. You may also try hiding every time, or most of the time, or hiding behind/forcing another doll on them. Added bonus: If it has anything to do with Micchan, she will chase you. And if you do hide behind/force another doll on her, they may join her. 'May' being the operative word here.

4. Make fun of Micchan. How to live: Run, hide, hide behind blah blah blah. You know what to do. Added bonus: See #3

5. Tease her about losing to Barasuishou. How to live: Should I tell you? Added bonus: Most of the others would have been beaten by her, so they'll probably chase you as well.


Another short chapter, but they will get longer. Thank you for this chappie. Till next time!

Next time: Suiseiseki