Dear Diary,
Please tell me I am not gay. I begged L to come with me to the mall so we could get our picture taken with the Easter Bunny. He told
me I was not straight and I needed therapy. When I told him I was just kidding, he look down and then said that he also really wanted
to go, but wanted to appear more mature than me for once. We went down town and got in line. The kids pointed, stared and laughed
at us, two older guys in line to see the all mighty Easter bunny. Finally we got to the front! We could view the bunny. We were let
inside and when we were about to get our pictures taken, I got to look inside the bunny eyes and I thought I saw Matsuda. It was kind
of scary. I stood on his left side while L took the right. In front of us was a littler bunny. I am guessing he was the Matsuda looking
Easter bunny's kid. The picture was taken and I got three: one for L, Misa, and myself. Anyways, my point to the first statement is after
my picture, the Easter bunnies took L and me off to the side. It took its head off. I almost screamed that it had that ability. It looked at
me, and oh my God, it was Matsuda! Then the little bunny took his head off. He had white hair. It was so familiar, just like that little
boy, Near. They both looked at us and asked us if we were gay and told use to stay away from the Easter bunny stand. I am so mad. I
only got to meet the fake Easter bunny. Now, my question is, why were Matsuda and Near dressed as my beloved bunny of Easter time?
It is just so horrible. I could imagine Misa, maybe even Ryuk doing that, but not them two. It is just not right. Well, on our way home
from the mall, L an I were pretending to be in a mosh pit, L didn't quite look right trying to do that… Neither did I. I hit a stop sign
with my face, loosing yet another tooth. That night I received a visit from Ryuk again. Hey, it is dinnertime. I'll bring you up some
chips. I love you Diary. Bye Bye And Sorry for having issues lately.
Note: Hmm... this one might not be as good as the first one, but I like it so I am gonna post it. Please let me know what you think and no flames please.
