I do not own bleach! Just the characters you never heard of. If I did own bleach like every 20 sec someone has his shirt off which would be totattly awsome and hot guys. Srry Im just a perv


I walked into the class with a mean scowl on my face. Who gives a shit about english huh? Well aparrently my creator who is glaring at my ignorance, but anyway I'm the main character bitach. When the woman at the desk saw me she grabbed my arm and made me stand next right next to along with Tomo and Mika.

"Hello, Juan Santos, Ice Lusha, and Mika. Welcome to our high school is there anything you would like to say to the class? Lets start with you Tomo.

"Yea, are you married. Such a fine fruit shouldn't be left un-licked or un-bittened."He said licking his lips. I cringed at his volugar movements towards the teacher. She was like 23 so that means she is old. She turned like a tomato red and whispered something in his ear. "I was kidding sweet heart I'm strictly taken by this beautiful girl." he gestured towards Mika who had narrow eyes towards him and her.

We took our seats and began the most boring day of all time.

"Psst Tomo!" I whispered quietly.

"Yea?"

"Wanna play barbies with pencils?"

"I don't think I'm high enough. But hey what the fuck lets do it. Can I be Ken this time?"

"Ok...I'll be Burt the Fat guy and Mika is barbie!" I said.

"Awwwwwwwww I don't want my boobs to be made out of plastic!" Mika moaned.


Lunch was the same as the states, everyone was eating food that they probaly didn't like. I sat at an empty table and Tomo and Mika followed. An akward vibrating feeling was felt through my stupid uniform shirt. Before I could even check on who had texted me, it was snatched out of my hands. My head snapped up quickly, only to find Tomo grining ethusicatly.

"Give it back Tomo."

"First you have to do a dare." he said all evil like.

"What now?" I reluctantly said.

"Go kiss that guy Sado on the mouth right now, in front of everyone." Mika said with a grin.

"Fuck it, keep the damn phone." I said as I tried to get my face to its normal tone.

"I'll read all the messages you have in here...out loud if you dont" Tomo threatened.

"alright alright all ready." I said in an exsaperaded tone. I got up and and slowly went over to his table. He was sitting with a strawberry blonde, a very skinny girl with awsome hair, a red head with a big ol' pair of boobs, and some guy with glasses who looked like a sexy-ish nerd. I stopped dead in front of him. He looked at me with question in his gorgous hazel eyes through his curly bangs.

"Hey Sado please don't take offense to this." I said quickly. He was about to say something, but my lips swallowed his words. Surprisingly he kissed back with tenderness and the kiss lasted for a while, I got so carried away I even slipped him the tounge. We were so tied up we didn't even know that everyone was staring at us with disbelief. Two strong arms pulled me back and put my Blackberry in my hands. I blushed a little and and sighed.

"Thanks Sado, youre uh...good." I said. He chucked deeply and procedded back to his convosation. 1 day and I make out with strangers, typico.