Percy walked through camp, getting strange glances.

He slammed his hands on the Iris table, the one closest to his table.

"Why is everyone staring at me like I gave myself to Kronos as a puppet?" Percy asked.

"Well, I heard you fucked our Mom." one girl said.

"I heard she was the one that suggested it!" James, a new boy from the Posiedon cabin, yelled.

The pavilion burst out laughing.

"Ha ha ha. I`ll kill you all I hear another word." A female voice said.

A woman familiar to Percy sat by the fire.

"Hey Iris." Percy said, walking over to her, kissing her.

"I knew it!" some one from the Ares cabin said, and suddenly a rainbow hand picked the person up and threw them into the canoe lake.

Iris pulled Percy to cabin 13, where Dialect and Amy were talking, but that`s a different story. *Please refer to The Affair Goes To Far.*

"Percy, I`m pregnant." Iris said, and Percy went limp in her arms.

"Are you sure?" Percy asked.

"I know the god of childbirth. Are you saying a god is wrong?" Iris asked.

"Never mind." Percy said, as Iris walked out of Cabin 13, walking to her cabin.

Percy followed her. As he walked by Athena`s cabin, he heard growling and looked into the door, seeing Annabeth throwing darts at her mom`s picture.

Percy walked to his own cabin, where his half-brothers and half-sisters, James, Kelly, Tamy, Sam, and Molly, were getting ready for bed.

"Guys, it`s only 3:00." Percy said.

"Well, big bro, we want to get a goddess too, but a hotter one, maybe Aphrodite." James said.

"Well I never went to bed early." Percy said.

"I hate that horse man." James said.

"Chiron told you this?" Percy asked.

"No, Blackjack did." Tamy said.

"Blackjack`s got a horse`s brain." Sam said.

"Well he is a horse." Molly said.

"Shut up." Sam said.

Kelly sat on her bed, a blanket over her head.

Percy growled, and the cabin started shaking. "ENOUGH ALREADY!"