Chapter 2


Another day has gone by where the improbable and the impossible have struck me senseless. After Kevin delivered his ultimatum, he snaked his arms around my body and roughly kissed me. I shut my eyes tightly out of his reaction. Kevin, he really was serious about this "lover" proposal. But he's taking it a bit too far. Next thing I knew, he was lifting my to an empty space on the counter and unbuckling my belt. I pried at his hands to move them away, alas he was stronger than I. I pulled away from him trying to breathe, how can anybody stand kissing for that long without air?! Kevin was just staring at me with pure adulterated lust in his eyes.

Edd: Ranger K...

Kevin: From now on, either call me "Kevin" or "master".

I will do no such thing! Why is it that I'm this mans target?

Edd: Please, stop this!

Kevin: Why? Do you know how long I've bee restraining myself from devouring you?

Is he serious? I thought that he always had a thing for Nazz! His words were clouded with nothing but lust, I could tell he was serious about this. I couldn't think straight, what has this world come to? We were staring at one another for mere moments, but for however long, it felt like a millennium had went by.

Edd: With all do respect Ranger-

He stopped me mid sentence by lifting my chin with his thumb and pointer finger. I looked into his bright green eyes to see that they were...different. How could that be? I felt the urge to study them and look at them further, I already know how eyes work and the chemical compounds and components that people constantly put into their eyes on a daily basis, however his eyes seem completely different from yesterday. I caress his cheeks bringing his face close to mines. I knew he was doing more with his eyes than just staring back at me.

Kevin: Keep this up and I might not go easy on you dork.

Ok, with that smart remark I knitted my brows together and released him from my grasp. I shoved him aside and went back to cooking. After I washed my hands of course.

Kevin: Did I say something wrong?

He sounds like he cares, extremely hard to believe. Part of Kevins' job is to not only be an assassin, but to also blend into society as if he were never in this profession. As much as I wanted to ignore him, which would be easier said than done since he's such a persistent comrade, but my intellect was craving the answers to these questions that have risen from meeting. I turned to him with wet hands and a pale, frail undefined upper body.

Edd: Fine, I'll go along with your ultimatum, however I have one of my own.

At first sight he seemed a little angry but also pleased with what I had to offer, as he offered to me.

Kevin: Ok, what i it that you want me to do?

Edd: Please refrain from calling me "double dork", "double dweeb", or anything that demeans my name.

Kevin: Done.

Wow, just like that he abided by my rules, but then again I did say I would part take in his ultimatum only if he took part in mine.

Edd: Nothing sexual until the you've stayed here at least two weeks.

He cringed at that one. I could tell that it was going to be hard for him to control his hormones. However I was even more stunned at the time limit that I stated; two weeks?

Kevin: What is it exactly that I can or can't do?

Edd: You can only kiss, hug, snuggle, spoon, and grope.

I'm surprised I'm even allowing the groping.

Kevin: What about my hands?

He said lifting them up and turning them both ways for emphasis.

Kevin: There are things that I can do to your body that may seem sexual but are so very innocent.

He said this with lust dripping from his sentence, like a venomous snake drilling its poison into its victim. My mind soon began to alter on what he was talking about. I would regret having to ask him but for now it's in the name of research...who the hell am I kidding I'm just a curious surgeon/assassin. Giving in to my child-like curiosity, I asked.

Edd: I'm not sure if asking this would suffice, however, do you mind demonstrating what exactly it is that you'll be doing to me with your hands?

Hearing my question and responding to it, Kevin proceeded towards me and took my hand.

Kevin: Do as I tell you.

I nodded in compliance. He pressed his body up against mine, while he was holding my right hand, his free hand grazed my sides. The feeling was foreign to me; I'm used to having men touch me since the only men that really have touched me were only a doctor, my father, Eddy and Ed. Surprisingly his hands were very gentle.

Kevin: This may feel weird at first but you'll get used to it.

His reassurance was one I hoped was true. He let his hand drop down to my arse and slowly descend into my pants. This did feel weird. Kevin massaged my bum for a minute making my face turn bright red. I heard him chuckle at his accomplishment. What struck me was something I wished would never happen again; his finger started prodding my anus! Is this what male homosexuals do when they fondle each other?! I yelped which he seemed to like.

Kevin: Now, arch your back and stick out your arse.

I looked at him quizzically but did as he said. Arching my back made our bodies meld to one another. I tried my best at sticking my bum out and I guess it was acceptable because he didn't say anything otherwise.

Kevin: Ok, what I am about to do is something that you may or may not like, but you have to trust me.

I don't. But I have no choice but to at this point. I nodded my head and he continued with what he was doing. He...pulled his hand out? Why? He then took his two fingers and stuck them in my mouth! This is beyond grotesque! Do you know how many germs were on his fingers?! Added to the ones on my arse and now their in MY mouth! There are more germs on his finger and my mouth than a toilet seat! He put his hands back into my pants and gently slid his fingers i my anus. I hitched my breathing at the feeling his two fingers inside of me. I couldn't tell whether I liked it or not, I definitely knew that it was unsanitary and germ infested.

His fingers pulling in and out slowly. The feeling was somewhat rhythmical and almost hypnotizing. I felt the blood rush to my face as he kept his slow and steady pace. I think I actually like this...

Kevin: How does it feel, Double D?

Using my nickname he questioned me. I don't know what to say at this point, I'm still in a slight trance from his actions yet I want to yell at him for the many germs that have been placed in my mouth. My lower lip quivered as I looked up to him with sad eyes.

Edd: I-I can't explain...p-p-please stop for n-n-n-now...

He did as I asked and pulled out. He held me up for my knees were starting to buckle beneath me. How could just that action alone make me feel this weak and vulnerable?

Kevin: Am I allowed to do that?

I looked at him again, his eyes had changed again. From earlier, his eyes were sincere and alluring, but now they've changed to pleading and wanting. I felt drawn in by his eyes. How could I say no? I can't say I hated it because it actually felt good, in an odd way, my only problem is the many germs taking new residence within the gap in my teeth and my tongue. With sheer embarrassment I turned the other way and answered.

Edd: Yes, you may.

Kevin: Good, is there anything else to your ultimatum?

Edd: No. You are not to interfere with my missions. o matter the circumstances your are not permitted to help.

Kevin didn't like this one.

Edd: Nor are you to insult my friends or talk harshly about them in my presence.

He scoffed at the mention of Ed and Eddy. He really didn't like my friends/comrades. I knew why he didn't like Ed, it was obvious. Ed was painfully moronic, almost every other thing out of his mouth stated the obvious, was something about Ralphs' mystifying vapor chickens, or he was talking about horror movies that had many sequels, prequels, chronicles and spin-off show series. Also, Ed is too nice of a person for his own damn good. His sweetness is like diabetes; sweet yet sometimes deadly. Now, Kevin and Eddy? That's a story that I honestly don't' know. They've hated each other since before joining the organization, I knew that they used to be childhood friends but something happened to change that. With a reluctant scoff he replied.

Kevin: Fine. Do we have a deal?

I regained my composure and stood straight. I looked at his hand that he held out to symbolize out verbal agreement was to one anothers standards and was content with. I had no choice, what would he do if I didn't agree? I placed my hand in his and shook it.

Edd: Deal. Now, for starters, you can either help me with dinner or sit in the living room and wait.

Kevin: I'll help you, I want to see my little wife cook for me.

He smirked at the end of that sentence. Really? I'm the wife in the relationship? But then again I did resemble a flat chested woman. I went back to doing what I was doing and instructed Kevin to do several things. Once dinner was doe, we sat down at the table and ate. We had a rather pleasant conversation about work and our targets. Once we finished dinner and cleaned everything up, I felt a pang of revelation hit me; we might have to sleep together. Standing in the threshold of my bedroom I stared at the bed with content and rage. Kevin stood next to me in the threshold of my room with one arm one the door frame and his left leg crossed behind his right.

Edd: Rang-

I stopped myself from using his code name, as his commands stated, I was to either call him by his given name or call him..."master". That second option I will never do. I looked over at him with question about what we were to do about this...predicament. Without turning his head he glanced in my direction making eye contact.

Edd: I presume that we are to sleep in the same bed?

Kevin: Normally I would say yeah or that's what lovers do, but if you don't want me to than I won't force you.

I looked at him, he had turned the opposite way, I leaned closer to him to see that he had a pinkish tint to his cheeks. Was this an embarrassing moment for him or was it that his affections for me were taking over? In a split moment, I had twenty different outcomes in my head that would pertain to whether we were to sleep in the same bed or not. Some were good, some lead to my death, a couple left him sleeping on the couch or leaving, but only one lead to intimate, passionate intercourse. That one thought, I kept playing in my head. Did I want this to happen? One way to find out.

Edd: No...

He turned sightly towards my direction with a raised eyebrow.

Edd: We had a deal, even though you are my guest, you are now my lover. You will sleep in the same bed as I do.

After saying my piece, I walked to the bathroom to change into my pajamas and to leave him with his thoughts. As I changed and brushed my teeth, I thought about what Eddy and Ed would think about this, or whether Kevin wants us to tell people for that matter. Again, I thought he had more of an attraction to Nazz than myself. I mean compared to her, if I were of her gender, I would be incapable of fighting, dressing in that leather attire, or being able to lift those heavy swords she carries like feathers. But I can't undermine Kevin and his sexual preferences or his emotions towards people.

I walk back into my room and nearly drop from shock. Kevin was lying in my, now "our", bed with my black sweat pants and no shirt. His arms were folded behind his head laying atop my blue pillows. My heart rate increased as I looked at his abdominal; they were positively outstanding. Granted there were unsightly scars adorned on his sculpted body but it only made him look even more masculine than he was even wearing his assassins uniform. He looked over at me gawking at his body and smirked.

Kevin: See something you like?

I gained back my composure as I felt my face heat up. I rushed over to the other side of the bed and sat down.

Kevin: Why'd you put on that hat?

I looked at him as he was referring to the hat that I worn all the time since we were kids.

Edd: I go to bed in this and wear it when I'm not wearing my white fedora.

Kevin: Well, your around me now. I want you to take that off, it's unsightly and does nothing for your adorable face.

He said as he crawled over to me and sat behind me. I felt his groin press against my back and his muscled arms wrap around my waist. He sat his face in the crook of my neck.

Kevin: You smell divine.

Edd: Thank you.

Kevin: Keep the hat on, for tonight.

Edd: Fine. Are you ready for bed Kevin?

Kevin: Yes, but first...

His sentence trailed off as he turned my head towards his and placed his lips on mine. Out of natural reaction, our eyes closed as we delved into one another. The kiss wasn't as bad as the first time; it was a lot sweeter and heartfelt. I felt my body ease into his and his arms tighten around me. This...was good. We pulled away and stared at one another for a while. His green eyes were very captivating, and they've changed to contentment rather that wanting.

Kevin: Now we can sleep.

He pulled both our bodies under the sheet and turned the lights out. His body was pressed to me back and his arms were still holding on to my waist. But his face was now buried in my hair. I felt his chest push in and out as he breathe, it oddly felt soothing to me and put me into a long slumber. I wonder if this ultimatum will lead to something more...

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