Hello ladies and gentlemen! Golfbum here with another exciting chapter to: Konoha's Voodoo Child.

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Special shout out to the Un of Uncommen and sutan 140 for their suggestions, unfortunately their suggestions while good were not exactly what I was looking for. Though that doesn't mean I won't be using their songs, I just have to find the right time and place in this story to use them.

Now there have actually been some minor changes, I have decided that while he will be mainly guitar/genjustu Naruto will not be actually anchored down to that. He will have a wide variety of music skills stretching quite out there. He will also have two other band members but you'll find out soon who they are.

Also be on the lookout for references to other movies, shows, etc. first to spot those gets a prize of their choosing!

Disclaimer: I don't own crap! Just the plot!


Chapter Two: Give me the Beat Boys and Free my Soul!

The bar had simply exploded into cheers from the Jounins and Chunins, while some Genin clapped quietly.

The only ones who were in complete shock at seeing this kid on stage in a Shinobi only bar were the newly graduate Genin teams: Seven, Eight and Ten.

"Sensei?" the youngest Hyuuga asked turning to the masked man who was staring at the stage in pride, "Who is that kid?"

"Hmm? Oh that's just Uzumaki Naruto. He is a popular musician here in Konoha though he rarely plays in any other clubs besides this one." The silver haired Ninja spoke.

His pink haired genin decided to ask her own questions, "So is he a shinobi like us? Is that why he plays here?"

"HA! You're asking if he went to that worthless academy that you green beans graduated from?" a deep rumbling voice was heard asking.

Turning to their left everyone saw the old man from the stage earlier. He stood about five foot nine inches, with a long brown beard that went all the way past his chest, deep dark sunglasses covering his eyes. On his head was a dark collared beanie and he was wearing the regular jounin vest over his dark undershirt and had dark pants and steel toed boots on his lower half.

"Eh hehehe good evening Kyuuha-san! How are you this night?" Kakashi greeted the store owner.

Kyuuha snorted before digging into his vest pulling out a bag of tobacco and rolling paper, "I've been better Kakashi-san, my joints are hurting, lungs are getting worse and two of my students are still being idiots. Oh and I seemed to have gotten some sort of rash from that new place in the red light district." He finished rolling the joint, licking the end so that it would stick. "Hey! Hiruzen's brat! Got a light?" he asked Asuma who quickly fumbled with his lighter before handing it to the old man.

The jounin sweat dropped at the older man's greeting while the genin had different expressions on their face ranging from disgust to open laughter.

Hanabi though decided to speak up about his earlier statement, "So that kid up there is not a true Konoha shinobi?"

Kyuuha roaring laughter rang out causing some of the bars patrons to turn their heads away from the stage.

"Let's get one thing clear princess that "Kid" up there could wipe the floor with all of you, use your blood to write new songs, and still have time to grab a drink with a me and some hot babes." Kyuuha told them with a straight face.

"Hn, he looks really weak to me." Sasuke spoke up. His fan girls as well as Kiba nodding their heads each agreeing with him.

"Yeah I could totally whip his ass! Right Akamaru?" Kiba asked his partner who barked excitedly.

"Don't get too excited there runt. If sensei says he could beat you to a bloody pulp you'd better believe him."

Three more people walked up to the table. Two males and a female, who was with three gray and white dogs at her side.

"Well if it isn't two failures and my first success!" Kyuuha spoke up causing the two men to bow their heads in shame.

"Come on old man give us a break!" Izumo Kamizuki pleaded to his old teacher, his ever present bandanna on his forehead

"Give it up Izumo. We'll never be able to change his mind, since we were stuck with him for another year while Hana made chunin." Kotetsu Hagane told his partner.

Hana Inuzuka meanwhile laughed as her two old teammates held their heads in shame.

"Hey sis what are you doing here?" Kiba asked his older sister who finally pulled herself together.

"Oh I was just on my way home when I spotted these two running around looking like the idiots they were." She told him.

Kotetsu and Izumo once more dropped their heads in shame, "Not you too Hana….."

Kyuuha laughed as he saw Hana Inuzuka and her dogs quietly giggle at the two expressions before straightening up.

"Now before you two do anything else I have just one itty bitty question for you." He asked them.

"Yes sensei?" the two chunin asked their old teacher.

Then next thing Izumo and Kotetsu knew was that they were flying straight through the air, heading for the stage, courtesy of Kyuuha Ass Kick Express.

"WHY THE HELL ARE YOU TWO NOT ON STAGE WITH THE KID?"

On Stage

'Those idiots! Where the hell are they?', the young man thought to himself as he continued to wave to the cheering crowd. 'Damn them Kyuuha-sensei is going to kill us if this crowd gets rowdy.'

After thinking about the bars owner giving him a good thrashing he clearly heard Kyuuha yell out something before he saw his two traveling buddies flying through the air towards him.

Ducking quickly he soon heard the two crashes on to the stage. As he stood back up he turned around to see both Izumo and Kotetsu standing on the stage like nothing had happened while getting into their positions.

"I got to figure out how you guys do that one of these days" he told them before turning back to the crowd.

"Ladies and gentlemen thank you for being as patient with us as my two band mates took their time getting here! May I introduce our drummer and keyboard player the chunin Izumo Kamizuki!"

Izumo who had just set himself up behind the drum set quickly stood back up and bowed to the crowd who cheered for him.

"Also with us is our resident bass guitarist and saxophone player the chunin Kotetsu Hagane!"

Kotetsu looked up from his tuning to give a laid back wave to the crowd who cheered for both of their fellow shinobi respectively.

"And you all know who I am but for you newcomers you can just call me Naruto Uzumaki, Konoha's Voodoo Child!"

Naruto nodded at the cheering before signaling to the two men on stage, who then made a cross like hand sign before shouting together "Shadow Clone Technique!"

A single clone from each man appeared next to them who then went and grabbed their own instruments. Izumo's clone grabbed a keyboard while Kotetsu's grabbed a saxophone and soon each clone was ready to play.

"Alright boys let's show this folks what music is all about!" Naruto shouted before he slowly started strumming his guitar while each of his band mates slowly began to match him.

Naruto then started with the opening verse:

Day after day I'm more confused

But I look for the light through the pourin' rain

You know, that's a game, that I hate to loose

I'm feelin' the strain, ain't it a shame

The crowd at the bar once more opened up into cheers as Naruto and the group played one of their classics for them. Some had even pulled out lighters or were humming and singing to the song.

Izumo and Kotetsu then joined together with Naruto for the chorus:

Give me the beat boys and free my soul

I wanna get lost in your rock and roll and drift away

Give me the beat boys and free my soul

I wanna get lost in your rock and roll and drift away

The newly promoted genin watched in awe as the boy who couldn't have been older than them continue to serenade the crowd with his voice. And while they had not heard anything like this song before it brought a sense of relaxation.

They sat back and watched as Naruto continued on:

Beginin' to think, that I'm wastin' time

And I don't understand the things I do

The world outside looks so unkind

I'm countin' on you, you can carry me through

The sensei of Team Seven Eight and Ten were slowly drifting along with the beat off into their own worlds. Kakashi was leaning against the booth with his arms crossed as he remembered his short time with his old teammates Obito and Rin and how he wished they were here with him.

Kurenai and Asuma on the other hand slowly joined the crowd on the dance floor and began to slow dance. Completely forgetting where they were and focusing on each other while others began to join them as well.

Give me the beat boys and free my soul

I wanna get lost in your rock and roll and drift away

Give me the beat boys and free my soul

I wanna get lost in your rock and roll and drift away

Kotetsu's clone played a bit on its saxophone after the chorus. The melody smooth and played like a true pro showing how much time Kotetsu had put into playing to develop the skill.

And when my mind is free

You know your melody can move me

And when I'm feelin' blue

The guitars come through to soothe me

Thanks for the joy you've given me

I want you to know I believe in your song

And rhythm, and rhyme, and harmony

You helped me along, you're makin' me strong

Kyuuha watched as the three (to him) boys continued to play on stage as he left the new genin teams behind to watch the show from the comfort of his bar stool. As he sat down he ordered a cup of sake, of which his employee gave him a saucer and bottle before moving on to the other patrons. As he slowly finished pouring his drink he lifted the saucer and gave a silent toast to the band, 'Well done my boys I'm glad you've taken what I've taught you and nurtured it into what it is now.'

"Now give me the beat boys and free my soul." He whispered to himself as he quickly downed what was in the saucer. The band did just that as they slowly finished up their song.

Give me the beat boys and free my soul

I wanna get lost in your rock and roll and drift away

Give me the beat boys and free my soul

I wanna get lost in your rock and roll and drift away

Won't you take me away

Give me the beat boys and free my soul

I wanna get lost in your rock and roll and drift away

Give me the beat boys and free my soul

I wanna get lost in your rock and roll and drift away

Won't you take me away

The band took a bow as the crowd cheered once more for them including the new genin.

"Thank you, thank you you're too kind!" Naruto yelled loudly to reach the crowd. His wide smile reaching his ears as he soaked in the crowd's enjoyment. "You've all been a wonderful audience and while I wish we could stay on stage and play for you all night but I've got a mission in the morning and would like a little time to relax with my friends."

Disappointed the crowd slowly dispersed into their own groups while someone turned on the jukebox which began playing some loud music. Naruto and the other two slowly walked over to the bar where Kyuuha was sitting and waiting for them.

"So old man what did you think? Were we awesome or not!" Naruto asked in excitement. He, Izumo and Kotetsu leaned in hoping to hear some praise from the bar owner.

The owner looked at the trio with a stern face on him as they quietly waited for his approval.

"Needs work."

And with those two words their cheery attitude came tumbling down. "WHAT?"

"Kotetsu were you playing that saxophone or giving it a blow job? If you're looking to impress some of these boys do it on your own time not on stage. Izumo were you playing with your feet or your hands boy! Either way I've never heard a worse sounding keyboard in my life also what was up with that racket on the drums? How do you expect to beat an opponent if you can't even make a beat on the drums! Bah!" he berated them before pouring himself another saucer and taking a swig and turning on his last victim, Naruto.

"And you! Oh brother where do I even begin? I did not teach you about the hearts and souls of music for you to go on stage and sound like some whiny prepubescent boy who sounds like he has been smoking twenty packs of cigarettes since he was born, has a lesbian haircut, and uses machines to fix his voice!"

Kyuuha continued after stopping to catch his breath, "And that poor guitar! Oh Kami have mercy on my soul for letting you get your hands on that guitar. You should have smashed it into the ground after that performance! It is now forever shamed and no one will ever want to play it again. And what's with that cloak? Are you naked under there? You know the rules boy no shirt no shoes no service!"

First the feelings of disappointment flooded their systems before quickly changing to anger and all three decided to jump the old bar owner.

"We're going to kick your ass old man!"

Kyuuha sat silently as the three young men reached for him while team Seven, Eight, and Ten watched from their booth across the room. What had happened next would go down as the most sound and greatest ass-kicking to ever been seen nor will it ever happen again.

Unfortunately for the three teams they would never ever know what happened during the fight because at the same time, simultaneously they all… Blinked.

When their eyes opened back up the only thing they saw was Kyuuha standing at the bar instead of sitting on his bar stool pouring himself another drink. They looked around trying to find the three males who had decided to attack the owner before noticing someone hanging from the ceiling fan.

This was Izumo who looked like he had been thrown into a blender and was missing his headband allowing his brown hair to shadow his face, his underwear wrapped around one of the blades the only thing holding him up there as the fan slowly spun around.

"Holy crap! Guys look over there!" Kiba's voice was heard yelling causing them to look towards the stage and see what was left of Kotetsu laying straight up like a pole feet in the air while the upper half of his body was completely under the stage having broken through the wooden boards. He was missing his pants, shoes, and socks leaving him only in his white boxers with the words 'KISS THIS' printed on the back of them. Though it looked like someone had crossed out the two 'SS' and replace them with the letters 'C' and 'K' while also writing the word 'ME' over 'THIS'.

"There is only two of them," Hinata stuttered, "Where is the other guy?"

They all turned back to the bar where they heard a deep and painful groan originate from behind the bar. They all gasped as a broken and mangled hand reached up from behind the bar causing Ino and Sakura to scream in fear, and Hinata to faint in shock before it was revealed to be the young singer. He had deep purple bruises on his face, his hair matted with blood, and what seemed to be an entire bar stool cushion inside his mouth. Naruto Uzumaki at the moment was the poster boy for the term 'AKTS' which stood for 'ASS KICKED TO SHIT'.

"Uuuuurgh" was the sound/groan that came from the poor boy before he was picked up by his collar and dragged in front of the three teams.

"Come on fishcake up and at em." Kyuuha said as he stood Naruto on his feet and dusted the reeling boy off before holding out his hand gesturing towards the genin. "Meet the team that will be escorting you to the Land of Waves."

Quickly Naruto shook his head before spitting out the cushion in his mouth, it penetrating the wall just above the youngest Hyuuga's head. Hanabi was stock still in shock at how close it was and how deep it went.

"The hell you talking about old man! What do you mean Escort!"


Cut!

So what do you think guys? Even more interested into the story now? Should I continue it again?

Let me know what you think and send in any song request you think I could use in this story and check out some of my other ones.

Till next time Readers Read On!

PS the song in this chapter is called "Drift Away" by Aaron and Neville Brothers. If you listen to Uncle Kracker you've proprably heard his version you.