Y'know what? Being random usually cures my writer's block, so LET'S GO!

Victor came plodding down the stairs, as quiet as five elephants.
"FABIAN!" he yelled in no direction in particular.
The boy in question appeared from his room, rubbing his eyes. "What the fuck Victor, it's twelve in the morning!"
Victor fell off his elephant into a fit of giggles. "THE WITCHING HOUR!"
Alfie heard the giggles and couldn't resist running out of his room to join the head of house, flailing on the floor hardly able to breathe.
"Witches might even have a more attractive nose than you do, Victor!" Alfie wheezed.
Fabian instantly knew Alfie had gone too far, as a Koala came out of nowhere and slapped him across the face with a pancake. "Hey, gimme that!"
"No, get your own blad," he snapped.
"VEEEERRRRAAAAAA!" the house literally shook.
"Yes pumpkin, what can I get you honey, what is it you need?" she came speeding into the hall at top speed, fully dressed with her hair still done.
"PANCAKES!"
And then it started raining pancakes. Mara came thundering down the stairs next, video camera in hand.
"I knew it! I knew it! VERA IS A WITCH! It's the only explination! It's the only way! Wait till Mrs Andrews hears about-"
"I banged her to death, babe," said Mick, strolling out of the living room casually, only to colide with the flying camera and be knocked out.
"MY BABY!" Fabian yelled, rushing to his beloved's side.
"Boys are, like, so weird!" Amber giggled from the top of the stairs. "What power ranger is he, Fabes?"
"Yeah, Fabes, what one? Not that I care, I just want you, but answer the damn question anyway."
Fabian ignored the fact Nina smacked Joy across the face to answer the girls' question. "He's the rainbow My Little Pony ninja samurai awsome onee!" he sobbed.
Victor suddenly jumped up. "I'm going to miss Georgie Shore! OUT OF MY WAY BITCHES, I'M TOO FABULOUS FOR JUSTIN BIEBER TO HANDLE. DAMN, LOOK AT THIS BODY!"
He ripped off his coat to reveal a totally buff, bronzed and ready six pack. All the girls fainted except Vera, who had suddenly turned into a cat and was stalking him.
"WHAT?"

If there's a new HOA game for season 3, I'll probably be doing walkthroughs on my YouTube channel, so be ready for that awsome shiz, hellz to the yeah! *crickets*
it's starsintheskyss c:
and vloggers, please be my friend. xD