Disclaimer: I do not own Pokemon. I do kinda own the character Deadly Riolu, which is myself in Pokemon form.

Note: This chapter was reuploaded from Summer 2015.


Me: Today is such a good day to dare Pokemon to embarrass themselves.

Meloetta: I got a secret, I'm telling everyone.

Don't wanna keep it, I wanna play it dumb...

I made a promise I think I'm ready to break!

Celebi: Everyone promise not to get Mew hyper?

Everyone: PROMISE!

Uxie: So... What happens here?

Me: I'm waiting for sadistic people to send in their dares.

Uxie: So you mean we actually get downtime?!

Me: Of course. I'm not the type of Riolu to just get things started right away.

Keldeo: You guys didn't get breaks?

Uxie: Usually, the other hosts would just keep on making us do dares until they get super busy...

Suicune: Hey wait a minute. Isn't there supposed to be this thing that will scare us into doing the dares. Like...The Other Option?

Everyone: Oh no! Not The Other Option!

Me: There is such a thing!

Keldeo: What's the Other Option? Where is the Other Option?

Darkrai: I don't know... But I believe that it's more nightmarish than what I can do!

Heatran: It's probably enough to permanently stop Kyogre's rivalry with Groudon...

Giratina: It was enough to make me make out with every other legendary Pokemon. [Giratina looks down in shame.]

Manaphy: Behind that door. [Points to a black, metal door.]

Keldeo: You guys...

Me: Magnezone threatened me to lighten The Other Option or else he'll arrest me. Not my fault the other hosts have hardcore sadist ideas.

Keldeo: Well, do you?

Jirachi: Can we just talk about something else?

Mew: Candy...

Me: Oh! That's right! I forgot something...

Mew: C-Candy?!

Celebi: Really, Deadly Riolu, you're going to bring candy? To MEW of all Pokemon?

Me: I was actually going to give it to someone else, and I'm getting the candy now. And Mew, you better not steal it.

Mew: Mew! Mew! That candy shall be mine!

Me: Um... Celebi, come here.

Celebi: Huh? Me? Is this a dare?

[Celebi comes to Deadly Riolu.]

Me: Have a candy.

[Deadly Riolu gives Celebi a candy.]

Celebi: Me?! ...will this hurt me?

Me: Only if you eat too much of it.

Celebi: Huh...

[Celebi eats the candy.]

Celebi: Weeeeeeeee! [Celebi flies around energetically in excitement.]

Mew: No! My candy!

Keldeo: Cresselia, does the host normally give out food to the contestants?

Cresselia: Rarely, usually when it happens, someone gets poisoned or goes for a Pokemon to kiss. ...come to think about it, this host isn't as bad as the others.

Me: Okay, I have some truths and dares!

Groudon: Prepare for the worst...

Uxie: I was playing chopsticks with Mesprit and Azelf!

Manaphy: I wanna join! I wanna join!

Arceus: No Manaphy, the terror is starting...

Me: By the way, I'm using a special type of microphone that enables me to choose who can't hear what I'm saying. For example… even though I'll be saying what suggestions have been sent to me, they will not be able to hear it!

Hi Deadly Riolu, how are you? I am fine. Here are my Truths and Dares for you!

Truths:
1. For everyone, have any of you ever gotten stuck under bed sheets by accident and couldn't get out or got stuck under bed sheets and was mistaken for a ghost?
2. For everyone, has Darkrai ever given any of you nightmares by accident?
3. Darkrai, have you ever given Ash's Pikachu a nightmare before?
4. For everyone, what do you for fun?

Dares:
1. I dare Mew, Celebi, Jirachi, Manaphy, Latios, Latias, Victini, Shaymin, Keldeo, Mesprit, and Azelf to pretend to be ghosts under bed sheets, but with no eye holes in the sheets.
2. I dare Mew, Celebi, Manaphy, Victini, Shaymin, and Keldeo to sleep with Pikachu plush stuffed animals.
3. I dare Mew, Celebi, Manaphy, Victini, Shaymin and Jirachi to make a tent out of bed sheets, and hanging out in the sheet tent.
4. I dare Keldeo to knock over the sheet tent so the Pokemon trapped under the bed sheet tent look like ghosts.

This e-mail is from Blue Wolf. Sorry for not coming to your show. I have no clue how this works. I also don't know how Celebi's home has internet service... Anyways, enjoy!

Uxie: Hey! Why can't I be a ghost as well?

Celebi: In 12 years, Uxie. In 12. (And 3 months, 11 days, 18 hours, 36 minutes, 11 seconds anyways.)

Darkrai: Who the hell made these truths and dares? ...did you just make it seem like you were going to torture us?

Manaphy: Yay! Truth-

Shaymin: or dare!

Meloetta: Truth or dare!

Cresselia: ...Um... Deadly Riolu?

Me: Yeah?

Cresselia: Did you ask the people that are suggesting this bring nice truths and dares? The kind that we all could enjoy as a group?

Me: No! ...um, I'm not even going to use all of these suggestions.

Celebi: If there's one thing we all can agree on, it's that these dares are tolerable!

Everyone: YEAH!

[90% of the audience boos.]

Me: Okay... Everyone. Don't think I am actually going to use those suggestions, you guys [pointing towards legendaries] can do those on your spare time. Anyways, I just received another set of suggestions.

Hiya! My nickname is irkengirl! I am a Pichu, under the ownership of Trainer May! Anyways, I have a list of suggestions for you too!

Mewtwo: Do you love Mew? :3

Raikou: Get veeeeeeery wet.

Entei: You must be a Buneary for the rest of the chapter.

Latios: You must eat this super spicy pie.

Kyogre: Why are you a whale?

Groudon: What are you even supposed to be?

Dialga: Do you know the Doctor from Doctor Who?

Palkia: Why are you a dragon and water-type instead of a dragon and psychic-type if your thing is space?

Heatran: Have a swimming race against a magikarp.

Darkrai: You must get painted bright pink and then you must dance.

Sorry that's all I can do right now.

Darkrai: Ooohhhh...crap.

Me: I have a lot to get through. Okay… Well, I'm only doing irkengirl's set of dares, since I'm pretty sure that's what you little cutesy Pokemon are going to do anyways.

Manaphy: So...no Pikachu plush doll?

Me: We'll see… anyways, Raikou! Latios! You two have gifts from your fans! Right over….here. [Both Latios and Raikou run to the gifts.]

Raikou: Wow! Really?! [He opens the gift box belonging to him. 363 gallons of water fall onto him.] …..ARRGGHH! Really?!

Mew: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Raikou: You're way off, Mew. Wait~ who gave him the sugar and candies?!

[Everyone looks around, only to find no answer.]

Latios: Hot pie! Hot pie! Hot pie! Water… I need water!

Keldeo: Wait, I thought you were resistant to fire types…

Latios: Not- when- it's- in- my- MOUTH!

Manaphy: JIRROOOOOOOOOOOO! [She shoots a really long Hydro Pump towards Latios. Latios falls to the ground thanks to Manaphy.] JIRRRRRROOOOOOOOO!

Latios: T-thanks a lot Man-Manaphy… Not… [Latios lies down on the floor.]

Latias: Brother! Are you alright…?

Latios: I'm fine… Just don't tell anyone I'm trying to doze off…

Latias: Okay… [Latias weeps as she walks to the middle of the room.] MY BROTHER'S DEAD!

Latios: SHUT UP! I'M NOT!

Me: Two down… Groudon! Mesprit! I need you!

[Groudon and Azelf approach the Deadly Riolu.]

Groudon: Yes torture master?

Me: I am not a torture master, Groudon.

Mesprit: Again, you interrupt my game of chopsticks.

Me: Then quit being cheap with leaving your opponents in a loop then. Anyways, Azelf, I need to use your lake for something.

Mesprit: As long as you don't blow it up.

Me: I won't. Groudon, come with me to Lake Valor.

Groudon: Okie-dokie, chess cheater.

Me: I'm not a cheater at chess, Groudon. Stop it. ...anyways, Celebi!

Celebi: Yes, candy fairy?

Me: You be in charge of the show for now! I have to go! [Uses teleport on Groudon and himself.]

Celebi: Where do I start?


Me: Here we are! Lake Valor! (Did I bring my cameras? [Deadly Riolu looks around for the helicopter cameras, and finds them.] Oh, I did.)

Groudon: What do I need to do here?

Me: Race against a Magikarp in a swimming race.

Groudon: O-okay… I'll try…

[Groudon goes into Lake Valor very slowly, to insure he won't crack a fissure in the lake floor. However, he finds himself unable to swim, due to weighing a ton.]

Groudon: Th-this isn't fair! I can't swim!

Me: Oh well, this is exactly the type of dares I'm looking for. The ones that will embarrass you through your weakness!

Groudon: So you are a torture master?

Me: Nah, I wouldn't call myself that.

[Deadly Riolu kneels down to the lake's edge before revealing a portable fishbowl with a Magikarp inside.]

Me: Magikarp, you'll win this!

[Magikarp keeps slamming into the fishbowl to escape into the lake.]

Me: Now, into the lake!

[Magikarp breaks the glass of the fishbowl and dives into the lake. He then gets into starting position.]


Celebi: So I have five minutes before the footage of the swimming race between Groudon and Magikarp is transmitted to this screen. Okay. Dialga! Palkia! Groudon! Kyogre! Mewtwo! Darkrai!

Dialga, Palkia, Kyogre, Mewtwo, and Darkrai: WHAT?!

Celebi: I need for you all to answer a question for me. That's all.

[The legendaries that were called by Celebi walked up to her.]

Celebi: Dialga, do you know the Doctor from Doctor Who?

Dialga: No...who is he?

Celebi: A time travelling Time Lord.

Dialga: NO ONE TIME TRAVELS WITHOUT MY PERMISSION! [Dialga uses Dragonbreath on an alien on his DS.]

Doctor: Ah! You- kill… me…. [Doctor dies.]

Celebi: Palkia… Why are you a dragon and water-type instead of a dragon and psychic-type if your thing is space?

Palkia: I've been trying for the past 6,800 years to convince Arceus to change my Pokemon type. ...talk to Arceus about that.

Arceus: I am not changing you to a Dragon-Psychic type! They're stupid.

Palkia: Latios and Latias are Dragon-Psychic.

Arceus: I know.

Latios: You're...not...getting away...with that… Arceus…

Latias: I think the spicy aftertaste has subsided… Seven minutes ago. Stop pretending you're going to die.

Celebi: Groudon! Oh wait, he's gone. Kyogre! Why are you a whale…?

Kyogre: I am not a whale, Celebi. I'm a legendary whale!

Celebi: Why do I even bother? Mewtwo… Do you love Mew?

Mewtwo: That pesky bother Pokemon? Never!

Celebi: Must have been a Catshipper… I personally ship Mew with someone else in mind… Tee hee!

Darkrai: [Darkrai turns to the audience.] I believe she ships Mew with C-

Celebi: Darkrai! Don't say a freaking word.

Darkrai: What will you do about it?

[A rope falls from the ceiling, right in front of Celebi.]

Celebi: This. [Celebi pulls the rope to drop bright pink paint on Darkrai!]

Darkrai: Really? Paint? Bright pink paint?

Celebi: ...Darkrai. Dance.

Darkrai: Dance?

Celebi: Dance with me.

Darkrai: You're kidding me.

Celebi: Hee hee hee hee… Come on Darkrai.

Darkrai: FINE. You greedy son of a witch.


Latios: Huh… Jirachi? What happened…?

Giratina: Yeah! Why am I not getting any of the spotlight?

Jirachi: A dare made Darkrai bright pink and dance. Celebi was particularly selective about which dance he would do. Therefore, she asked him to dance with her. Really, they're doing the chicken dance right now…

Darkrai & Celebi: Bok bok bok bok!

Celebi: Done! Okay Darkrai, you can go back now… You're the last one for now.

Darkrai: Thank Arceus.

Arceus: Hey! I didn't tell Celebi to stop dancing!

Darkrai: Isn't that what people usually say when they're thankful?

Arceus: I do make miracles, just not yours.

Darkrai: Tsh. Not my problem.

Jirachi: Hey Celebi?

Celebi: Yeah?

Jirachi: You rocked.

Celebi: Oh thank you Jirachi! Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee! [Celebi shoots pink magic towards Entei, turning him into a Buneary.]

Entei/Buneary: Hey! What happened?

Celebi: Oh Buneary! [Celebi flies quickly to Buneary and hugs the Pokemon quite tightly.] You're so cuuuuute!

Entei/Buneary: Aaaaaagghhh! Wait, I'm a Buneary!

Celebi: Yeah! Someone kinda dared you to be transformed into a Buneary until a certain amount of time.

Entei/Buneary: C-can you at least go a bit easier on me?

Celebi: ...oh...sorry about that. Buneary!

Entei/Buneary: Celebi!

Mew: Mew!

Victini: Victory! [He shoots a Fire Blast.]

Dialga: This just looks awesome.

Manaphy: And cute too!

Uxie: And Celebi's beginning to go a little crazy...

[A screen begins to descend down after Uxie's remark.]

Mesprit: Sorry Azelf and Uxie, our game is interrupted again!

[Azelf and Uxie groans.]

Celebi: [She turns to the audience.] Ah, the swimming race between Groudon and Magikarp shall begin!


Me: Alright, Magikarp, Derp Face. The rules are simple. It's a three lap race around the island of Azelf. Okay?

Magikarp: I am so going to beat you!

Groudon: Not in battle.

Magikarp: Yeah, I will.

Me: Three! Two! One! GOOOOOOO!

[Magikarp begins to swim away from Groudon, while Groudon… By the time Magikarp has already finished three laps, he's only a third done with a step.]

Groudon: No! I lost!

[Deadly Riolu is petting a Magikarp similarly to how humans would pet a dog.]

Me: Who's a good Magikarp? You are! [Deadly Riolu gives Magikarp fish food.] Now back into the Pokeball you go!

[Groudon sees this in shock and proceeds to ask Deadly Riolu what is going on.]

Groudon: Wait, what? You, a Pokemon, are owning other Pokemon?

Me: Some mistake me for a human, I suppose. BACK TO THE STUDIO! [Groudon and Deadly Riolu warp back to the studio.]


[Groudon and Deadly Riolu arrive back in the studio.]

Giratina: Well well well, if it isn't Captain Crawley?

Mew: Mew!

Shaymin: S-L

Manaphy: O-W

Meloetta: What does that spell?

Shaymin, Manaphy, Meloetta, and Audience: SLOW!

Groudon: You guys done making fun of me?

Me: Good news, everyone! This episode of the fun fun fun Truth or Dare show is finally over!

[Half of the audience awwwwws while the other half cheers. Also, the legendaries cheer.]

Mewtwo: Wait~ does anyone else realize that Heatran was supposed to do the dare, not Groudon?

Me: Ummmm, whoops!

Legendaries: God dang it!

Arceus: It wasn't even my fault!

Me: Wait, can Heatran even swim?

Heatran: Oh no no no no no no no no no no…. no.

Me: Celebi, take care of the legendaries while I'm gone!

Celebi: Okie, dokie!


[Deadly Riolu and Heatran warp to Lake Valor, and Deadly Riolu throws Heatran down to the lake. Heatran bounces up whenever he comes in contact with the lake, similar to a creature who used to bounce up whenever he touches lava.]

Me: Are you kidding me?!

Heatran: No, I really can't touch large bodies of water! ...eek!

Me: Oh well. To irkengirl, I'm sorry that I cannot make Heatran do the dare. Sure, I could just make him race against Magikarp, but Groudon has already done the dare.

Heatran, let's go home.

[Heatran and Deadly Riolu warp back to the studio.]


[Heatran and Deadly Riolu arrive at the studio.]

Cresselia: Awwww… No race?

Me: Nope. Even if I forced Heatran to bounce up and down against a swimming Magikarp, technically, it's not a swimming race. And I cannot get Heatran underwater. At all. It's physically impossible.

Manaphy: ...mm, Deadly Riolu?

Me: Yeah?

Manaphy: I wanna race.

Me: I'm sorry, but you can't. The only reason why Heatran or Groudon were dared this was because they could not swim!

Manaphy: Awwwwwwww...

Me: Anyways, that is all the (over)time I have left. Thanks for listening/reading!

[Curtains descend down, hiding the legendaries and Deadly Riolu. Also, the Buneary got changed back to Entei.]

[Deadly Riolu, then finds the Manaphy, holding a Pikachu doll, suffering from a nightmare.]

Manaphy: AHHHH! NO!

Me: Darkrai… No placing nightmares on other Pokemon.

Darkrai: But it's fun!


Author's Note: Working from the evening until past midnight is never a good idea. Honestly, I did forget that Heatran was supposed to do the swim race...because I wrote that at 11-12 PM.

What do you think of this story? What needs improving? Is the story fine the way it is? Tell me in the reviews!

Of course, Truth or Dare suggestions are also welcome! (Private message only or truth/dare will most likely not be used.)