Note: Cullens End up in Mustangs Office: All vamps.

"Where are we?" Alice asks.

"Like, I have no idea, cause I'm a sparkly air head!!" Edward says.

"And that's why I love you!" Bella yells.

They are actually standing outside the door to the office of Colonel Roy Mustang, The Flame Alchemist. Inside, Ed and Lark were giving a report.

"You, know we've already handed in the report, why do we have to stand around?" Ed asks.

"You have to stay here to answer questions I might have, and we're having an inspection later anyway. So I order you to stay here pipsqueaks." Mustangs says, not looking up from the report.

"WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SHORT THEY CAN'T BE SEEN NEXT TO A SPECK OF DUST?!?!" yells Lark. "Hey, where is AL anyway?"

Elsewhere in HQ, Al has found a stray kitten.

After the short rant, 8 vampires burst thru the door.

"Hey, it's the shorty's again. Where are we?" Emmet asks.

"WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SMALL THEY CAN'T BE SEEN WITHOUT A MAGNIFYING GLASS?!?!" Ed yells.

"You are in my office." Mustang says, shocked to see all these unknown people. –These must be the people Fullmetal and Fullmoon told me about.-

"Like, OMG, who are you?" Edward says loudly.

"I am Colonel Mustang, the Flame Alchemist." Mustang replies, obviously getting ticked.

"Hey, Sparkle Boy, I'd zip it if I were you, he could seriously do some damage to you." Lark says.

Like, no he can't I am totally indestructible because, like, I'm an awesome sparkly vampire! I am totally immortal. And, like, my whole family, is, like way better than you people. And, come on, the Flame alchemist. What's that? A gay name is what it is!!! Everybody thinks so. Am I , like right??"

All the Cullen's nod.

"And besides, the only way you could hurt me was if you set us, on, like fire." Airhead says.

Mustang and the Elric's smile evilly.

"So, Colonel, would you like to demonstrate what you can do?" Ed asks.

"Oh, it would be my pleasure!" Mustang says, pulling on his gloves.

SNAP!!!

Note:

We all know what happens. Bye Bye Cullens!

Go Mustang!! You rock!!!