Chapter 2

Back in Middleton, Bonnie was getting a couple of lightweight suitcases in her name out to the Rockwaller family car. She was smiling as her mom used the remote to the car to pop open the trunk.

"Oh yeah, a trip to the beach is sooo totally better than hanging around all summer with K around!" the beautiful Queen of Middleton High smiled as she opened up the trunk and put the suitcases in there.

She also got out her compact mirror to apply more makeup to her face. "I so gotta look totally hot for all the guys once I get to the beach!" And then she looked in one of the side windows of the car, making sure that there were no wrinkles or blemishes on the face.

Then, she heard a sudden ringing of her pink cell phone. The Queen looked up and saw the caller ID, for it was her good friend, Rebecca Starlet.

"Oooohh…this is gonna be sooo good!" Bonnie shrilled with excitement in her voice as she clicked on the phone to receive the call.

"Hey, R, what's up?" Bonnie asked into the receiver.


(across town to the rich part of Middleton)

In one of the opulent mansions within Millionare's Row in Middleton, Rebecca Starlet was dazzled in wearing gold jewelry, bracelets, diamond rings and was also wearing a pink diamond studded middle-length dress that cut off at the kneecaps. She also had high-heeled black boots on and had her dark blonde hair tied back in a pony-tail and heard her cell phone ring.

Rebecca smirked when she read Bonnie's name on the ID and picked it up, "Hey, BR, ready to humiliate KA?"

"Totally, R, you so have some of your insects ready?" the Queen grinned with a smirk and a slight laugh.

"I so have, BR!" Rebecca said with a devious smile across her face, pointing to a jar filled with roaches, stinkbugs, and beetles.

"Good, R….once you dump them on K's head, I'm so gonna be there to take a picture of it!" Bonnie spoke softly, with a sinister smirk. "Oh and by the way, are you gonna go to the beach with me and my mom? We're totally leaving today!"

"Ohh, of course, BR! I'll totally stop by on the way to your house and organize my stuff!" Rebecca replied with a beaming smirk, "How long are you going to be there at the beach by the way?"

"Mmm… maybe four to five days, tops, R…." Bonnie said, describing how long she'll be on the sandy shores of the Gulf Coast. "There's gonna be lots of hot guys and hot jocks there!"

"Hot jocks, BR? That totally sounds my type of hunk that I totally wanna date!" Rebecca chuckled, and then she cleared her throat, "I'll totally ask my mom to see if I could tag along with you!"

"Okay, R, hopefully I'll see you then in an hour!" Bonnie grinned as she put the cell phone away in her handbag.

Around 40 minutes later, as the Queen continued to pack her bags, a familiar, and angry, voice came in her way.

"Bonnie Rockwaller, you are going to totally pay for this!"

Bonnie turned around and couldn't believe her eyes. She began to burst out laughing!

It was her rival, Kim Possible, but there was something completely out of place for her: her clothes. She had a toothpick between her teeth and a straw-hat on the top of her head. In addition, Kim also She was also wearing a checkered plaid-shirt with a plain white t-shirt underneath. But the most humiliating and degrading feature of her outfit was that she was wearing a pair of long denim overalls strapped onto both shoulders of her body and her normal teeth were outfitted instead with hillbilly teeth.

"Oh my gosh, K! What a disgusting fashion that is!" Queen Bonnie continued laughing.

"Ugh, B…." Kim grunted with a whistle through the hillbilly teeth, "You totally cheated on that bet!"

"Come on, K! Everyone knows that whomever sold the most pecans will win a $7,000 trip to the beach in the summer and the loser will get a trip to some lame-o tacky city!" Bonnie laughed.

"Ugh….I know, B!" Kim scowled, folding her arms. "And the loser also has to dress for the occasion as well…."

"Yeah, come to think of it, you obviously have such a poor taste in fashion, K, always shopping at some second-hand store like Smarty-Mart!" Bonnie smirked with a sly smile.

"You don't have proof that I shop at Smarty-mart!" Kim snapped back!"

But this didn't faze Bonnie in the least bit. She took out around 20 photos of what appears to be Kim at the Middleton branch of the Smarty-Mart.

"Oh, really, K? That totally looks like you at the Dumber-Mart!" Bonnie giggled, pointing to her at the mart with Ron.

Kim blushed with sheer embarrassment. "This day totally cannot get any worse…."

She was interrupted with Ron struggling to put on his pants while still in his boxers and his normal shirt. He was hopping around like a bunny rabbit trying to fit into the pants legs "Ughh..uhhh….KP…. a little help here!"

The Queen could not help laughing even more. She giggled at the sight of Ron struggling to put on his pants.

Kim slapped herself on the face, "Ughh….come here, Ron!" She came rushing up to Ron as fast as she could. Ron then began to hop errantly into a pile of thorny briar patches. He turned around and sighed, "This totally cannot end well…."

And then he heard a loud rip and looked down.

"Eeekkk…." he exclaimed with a girly scream, looking at his mangled khakis that were ripped. He was still in his boxers and his red T-shirt.

Bonnie saw this and giggled with delight. She went into the Rockwaller family car, got out her camera, rushed up to the two and then snapped a picture.

"Ooohh…this is totally going into next year's Middleton High yearbook….full-spread!" the Queen smirked.

Kim growled upon seeing the flash, "Ugh…Bonnie, karma will so get you sooner or later…."

"Karma will so never get me, K, because it's on my side, and you? You'll always have that stupid loser named Stoppable…" Bonnie smirked and then heard a limousine coming up, "Mmm…right on cue…."

Kim said with a sneer, "What do you mean, B?" They were standing on the sidewalk.

"Yeah, Bonnie, the Ron-man is never a loser!" Ron added in, with pride and determination, even in his boxers.

The limousine came up to the sidewalk and the taunting voice of Rebecca Starlet came out, "Oh, KA….." She took out a jar of dead roaches covered in slime and dumped it on Kim and Ron's hair, and then clapped her hands quickly "Let us leave, Jarvis! I have a debutante ball to go to!" The limo then sped off in the distance.

Kim's temper was seething, the slime and dead roaches covering her hair, "I'm going to get that Rebecca if it is the last thing I do…" And then she saw another flash. "Ughh…B, do you always have to pile on my humiliation?"

Bonnie just laughed, "Oh, I have to, K! Mmm…maybe I'll call this one 'Hillbilly K' and that'll go on the yearbook too!" She then looked at the time on her watch, "Ahh, but I don't have much time to humiliate you more, wannabe! I have a beach trip to go to and you'll be forced to sing E-I-E-I-O on a farm!"

She and Ms. Rockwaller, who came out the door, got into the car and headed towards a fun vacation at the beach.

AN: Rebecca Starlet, in this story, differs slightly from that of my other work featuring her: A New Redheaded Cheerleader. Her 'behavior' has been more toned down from the PG-13 rated story.